You'll have whatever you want

h a r d a s s

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Beavs, what do you want?
“I want to frigging get laid.”
Is that all? I know like 30 freaks that would do you in a heartbeat.

Beavs loses his virginity to a horridly obese and masculine girl.

Beavs, what do you want?
“To have sex with a hot girl.”
Is that all? Hire a prostitute.

Beavs loses his money to the loose-goose.

Beavs, what do you really want?
“To have sex with a hot girl without spending money which I don’t have.”
Is that all? Because I know of some disease invested freaks at my school who are hot and they’ll give it up to any guy who gets drunk with them.

Beavs loses his mind as waits to get checked for STDs.

What do you want, Beavs?
“To have sex with a good looking girl who doesn’t have any diseases, without having to pay her.”
Is that all? I actually know a girl who looks pretty good and she doesn’t have any diseases or anything and if you just party with her long enough she’ll be so out of it she won’t even care if you have sex with her or not.

Beavs starts to hate himself.

Beavs?
“Well I want her to be into it too. I don’t want to have sex with an unresponsive blob.”
Is that all? She has a friend who looks good and doesn’t get quite as messed up as her, she’s very responsive in bed. All you have to do is act a certain way for one night, she’ll be yours for the night and won’t give you a second thought the next morning.

Beavs starts to feel himself, who he is deep down, slip away.

What? What more do you want, Beavs?
“I don’t want to be a phony, I want her to be into me. I want more than just one night. And she also has to be good looking, disease free and all that.”
Is that all?

Beavs finds himself in a relationship with a hot psycho girlfriend, that he is no longer the least bit attracted to, that he can’t get himself out of.

So are you done wanting yet?
“Absolutely. No girl is worth my soul, I’m not gonna try and get girls anymore.”
Beavs finds the “One.” It wasn’t easy. It wasn’t fast. But the things that are worth something in this world, the things that are real, are never fast or easy.

You'll have whatever you want, eventually, make sure you're going towards what you want, cuz its a ***** to chase after something for so long only to realize its not what you want, its what ppl have told you to want, and now you have to go all the way back to where you were and start over in another direction.
 

blinkwatt

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GREAT POST! Dont focus on losing your virginity,what happens once you lose it?!?!?!?!?
"Quality over quantity" should always be used in terms of sex.
 

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Beavs loses his virginity to a horridly obese and masculine girl.

Can I have her number? :woo:
 
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