#1: Have a friend bring girls to you.
Before anyone chastises me for this one, allow me to elaborate.
The other night I visited a club with several friends, male and female. One couple I was with are the type that always try to hook me up. So they take it upon themselves to start bringing girls to me.
At first I got pissed, not wanting to be seen as the weak loser that can't do for himself. But after the second or third VERY POSITIVE response I said what the hell and just played along. It was a blast! I met several girls throughout the night.
They were also hooking up another guy in our group. One of the girls went so far as to come down from a podium, which required her to circle the whole club and fight the crowd to get to him! Incidentally, she was HOT and about half his age.
You could even make this a tag team effort with one of your boys. Take turns making the match. I do suspect, however, that the presence of FEMALES in your group would be a very big PLUS.
#2 No 'feeling out the situation'
Here's what I mean.
Whenever you make an approach on the dance floor, make sure you do so agressively. If you show hesitation, your stock drops. If you make you intentions clear and follow thru, your stock goes thru the roof.
Don't show hesitation! The guys I see getting shot down are the ones who go in with their tail between their legs. Approach from the front. If you don't get a good vibe, be the fun guy and move to the next one. I don't care how friggin ugly you are, there's always someone who will dance with you.
#3 Chance favors the brave
Do and say crazy sh!t.
The other night, my buddy was dancing with a chick (that one of our friends "brought to him" hehe!) He got it on for a few minutes, then moved to the side. A couple of vultures moved in (you know, the guys that wait for you to move away so they can jump in). He stayed close and started slapping this girls ass while she was dancing with this other guy. He also grabbed her drink and poured some of it in his cup. Then he grabs her friends straw. It was hilarious! And these chicks were eating it up!
If a chick crowds you trying to get a drink at the bar, push her back! She will likely get embarassed and apologize. There's your opening to smile and keep it going. A chick did this to me last night.
Later her friend puts her foot up on the bar brushing my shirt with her boot while trying to get money out of it (don't ask). I missed that one. Should have said, "Hey, watch it! This is an expensive shirt...dry clean only!" Easy openers that are SURE to melt the b!tch shield.
Good luck and happy clubbin!
Before anyone chastises me for this one, allow me to elaborate.
The other night I visited a club with several friends, male and female. One couple I was with are the type that always try to hook me up. So they take it upon themselves to start bringing girls to me.
At first I got pissed, not wanting to be seen as the weak loser that can't do for himself. But after the second or third VERY POSITIVE response I said what the hell and just played along. It was a blast! I met several girls throughout the night.
They were also hooking up another guy in our group. One of the girls went so far as to come down from a podium, which required her to circle the whole club and fight the crowd to get to him! Incidentally, she was HOT and about half his age.
You could even make this a tag team effort with one of your boys. Take turns making the match. I do suspect, however, that the presence of FEMALES in your group would be a very big PLUS.
#2 No 'feeling out the situation'
Here's what I mean.
Whenever you make an approach on the dance floor, make sure you do so agressively. If you show hesitation, your stock drops. If you make you intentions clear and follow thru, your stock goes thru the roof.
Don't show hesitation! The guys I see getting shot down are the ones who go in with their tail between their legs. Approach from the front. If you don't get a good vibe, be the fun guy and move to the next one. I don't care how friggin ugly you are, there's always someone who will dance with you.
#3 Chance favors the brave
Do and say crazy sh!t.
The other night, my buddy was dancing with a chick (that one of our friends "brought to him" hehe!) He got it on for a few minutes, then moved to the side. A couple of vultures moved in (you know, the guys that wait for you to move away so they can jump in). He stayed close and started slapping this girls ass while she was dancing with this other guy. He also grabbed her drink and poured some of it in his cup. Then he grabs her friends straw. It was hilarious! And these chicks were eating it up!
If a chick crowds you trying to get a drink at the bar, push her back! She will likely get embarassed and apologize. There's your opening to smile and keep it going. A chick did this to me last night.
Later her friend puts her foot up on the bar brushing my shirt with her boot while trying to get money out of it (don't ask). I missed that one. Should have said, "Hey, watch it! This is an expensive shirt...dry clean only!" Easy openers that are SURE to melt the b!tch shield.
Good luck and happy clubbin!
