"You must have a really big penis"

[CantTouchMyStyle]

How would you reply to this?

LOL

 

[Stark]

na i lost it in a fatal industrial accident

 

[Mistic]

You're gonna find out soon enough.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Thank you, sir.

 

[Lexington]

"I get that a lot."
"Only one way to find out...."

 

[Ease]

'Thats what my dad said'

 

[CantTouchMyStyle]

I replied with basically that she would find out soon enough. With an inside joke that you guys would not get and got a playful reply.

Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.

Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:

 

[Chromeo]

hope your packin bro, wouldnt want to disapoint hahah

 

[Kailex]

"And pretty soon you can have it too... in you."

 

[teacha]

'open your mouth and find out.'

 

[CantTouchMyStyle]

hope your packin bro, wouldnt want to disapoint hahah

I am not large fwiw.

But, do you honestly think she is going to not want the **** after she sucks it? Doubtful bro.

+ shes only like 18, gotta be tight IMO.

 

[lorekeeper]

Hahahahah!!!

I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"

the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"

I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby "

the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."

I replied "yeah eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"

she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.

 

[Gears of Led Zep]

Haha reallyy.......HOW ABOUT WE FVCK

 

[Night Owl]

... and you will never find out either.

That makes them want it even more.

 

[CantTouchMyStyle]

2x.

and a blow job before I left in the morning..

life is good.

 

[Nexus Polaris]

Thanks. You too.

 

[pipe007]

I would say
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"

" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"

 

[Strelok]

Such funny lines but what if someone have an average one?

 

[pipe007]

it doesn't matter... at that point... remember: as a DJ, she wants you regardless of your size. So just tease her and have fun with it

 

[pipe007]

it doesn't matter... at that point... remember: as a DJ, she wants you regardless of your size. So just tease her and have fun with it