****y And Funny

[noviceplaya]

Yo I just read the bible and it helped a lot, but can any body give me some funny and ****y stuff to say.

 

[Solja J]

If youre ever on the phone and she tells you she's about to take a bath you could say.

"Go wash your dirty behind, then you can smell almost as fresh as me"

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

Shut the f*** up!


thats a good one..he he

Just smart off to them in a playful and jokingly manner(which would probably be a neg-hit)

Just keep reading...

 

[Microphone Fiend]

just think of something you would say when you are joking with your boys (but no slanderous comments) That oughta do. It is best when you come up with it on the spot. There are like tons of CF threads circulating in the HS foprum ANd DJ forum

 

[Solja J]

Just search for ****y and funny there are a bunch of threads.

 

[Solja J]

Another one could be your car.
Tell her that she's almost as beautiful as _____ or whatever you prefer to call your car.

I've never tested that one though! The first one I tried and the girl laughed..told me goodnight and to call her the next day!