WTF vegansexual

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Damn she's fvgly
And a bit picky aren't we?:rolleyes:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK/4147483a6009.html

No sex, please, you're a carnivore.

A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

"It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts.

One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."

Another Christchurch vegan said she found non-vegans attractive, but would not want to be physically close to them.

"I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance," she said.

Christchurch vegan Nichola Kriek has been married to her vegan husband, Hans, for nine years.

She would not describe herself as vegansexual, but said it would definitely be a preference.

She could understand people not wanting to get too close to non-vegan or non-vegetarians.

"When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," she said.
 

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I hate people like this who go against nature. Not only with the not eating meat thing, but now, with the denying your attraction thing. Its just retarded. I think God would be shaking his head in disbelief at these people.
 

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I have nothing against these people in principle, but many vegans are so hypocritical. Example of an actual convo with a vegan chick:

"I thought you were vegan?"
"Yeah, completely ... why?"
"You're wearing a leather belt."
"Well, you can't get anything good for a belt that's not leather."


Same way I feel about steak you little jerk.
 

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That woman in the link was soooooo fugly. She doesn't have to worry about me dipping my meatstick in her.
 

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I don't suppose she swallows either? That probably counts as an animal product to them lol..
 

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...PERMANENTLY!!!....

 

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SmoothTalker said:
I don't suppose she swallows either? That probably counts as an animal product to them lol..
She ought to, probably the only damn source of protein her ugly ass will get!
:crackup:
 

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Veganism aint natural at all, most vegans look seriously fvcked up in the general body area.

You live in a house on a plot of land in a town or city which has destroyed the natural habitat that preceeded it, why dont vegans go live in some forest amongst the animals to try and have as little impact on the enviroment as possible, they wont because they are hipocrites.
 

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Hey, don't blame all Kiwis for a few kooks, Francisco.

Nice to know I'm a "graveyard for animals." Yum!
 

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I'm really tired of all the new words being created with the "sexual" suffix. Must be a fad that goes hand-in-hand with the whole emo thing. Ten years from now, we'll be laughing at how stupid it was, just like the phrase "it's hip to be square".
 

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It is true her looks could turn many a man's meat into a vegetable

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Bonhomme said:
Hey, don't blame all Kiwis for a few kooks, Francisco.
I don't know. After seeing that picture in the article I began to realize that New Zealand isn't known for having a ton of HBs. Maybe these women chose to find a "unique" means to segregate themselves from the general sexual population for a reason other than health... Hmmmmm.......
 
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