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Would anyone care to share the worst things that have happened to them?

I'll go first.

My worst (3) experiences were all the same. Ironically enough, they were all by 3 different girls, all who had short hair, weighed under 100 lbs, and were around 5'1". Oh, and they were all "B's".

1st "B" was a "B"eer bottle through my windshield (96 Lexus ES300)

2nd "B" was a "B"aseball bat. Also into my windshield.

3rd "B" was a "B"rick. You guessed it, no more windshield.

I've currently got a frequent-buyer discount card at Capitol City Glass. They even know my name by sight. I've also stopped parking my car in the same place. Oh, and I no longer bring girls over... for some reason, the prettier they are, the more "off" they are in the head. I haven't had to replace my windshield for 2 months now, and counting. I always feel like a recovering alcoholic when I say that...
 
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HAHAHAH

worst thing was when this girl sucked my **** for hours and didnt let me *** in her mouth....i was fvckin pissed
 
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Originally posted by [T]he ishop
1st "B" was a "B"eer bottle through my windshield (96 Lexus ES300)

2nd "B" was a "B"aseball bat. Also into my windshield.

3rd "B" was a "B"rick. You guessed it, no more windshield.
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Dude, what the hell? What do you do to piss them off that bad? I mean, one girl, I could maybe see... but three?
 
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Oh $hit man!! A '96 Lex ES300? I've got a '95. I would pursue legal action if some biatch did that to me. Or I'd just do it to her car. Fvck.
 

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Apparently I've got the approach right, but keeping in the game and ending it well - or on good terms - is beyond me. As for what I did, it was completely innocuous as opposed to what the retaliation was, each time. My best guess is that a "booty-buddy" relationship wasn't what was wanted by each of them. Either that, or perhaps no relationship. :rolleyes:

I filed police reports each time, but as there was no proof they couldn't take action. My neighbors saw the 2nd one - they turned on the light and she hopped into her car with her friends and sped away... they didn't get a good glimpse of her, though, so there wasn't any sense in going through with doing a line-up.
 
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I'm so DJ I kill...literally!

I've had one ex blame me for the suicide of some chump friend that was lovesick for her because, get this, I was so much of an "alluring guy" that she spent too much time with me, hence his spiral into depression and suicide.
 
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Holy $hit. Did she really blame you? What a stupid biatch. Get far away from her.
 
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Originally posted by Wubbman
Holy $hit. Did she really blame you? What a stupid biatch. Get far away from her.
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Yup. All my fault.

That was about 3 or 4 years ago...she literally found her sh*t on the curb via the front window. LOL! Fuk em. If they can make a scene like that, so can I.
 
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That's awesome. She deserved every bit of it. Crazy biatch. "You're so alluring, I just couldn't concentrate on my friend's problems. So its your fault he killed himself." Holy fvck.
 

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Nice display, huh? Chick blows off loser chump without so much as a blink, and suddenly they grow a conscious when they feel guilty about it....lay blame elsewhere....

Shocking, isn't it?
 
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My worst experience happen in the Fall semester of 2001. Unhappy girl with her boyfriend, she kinda dug me (you know, basically the same old heh), and I did absolutely every AFC move in the book like it was textbook, EVERYTHING outside of the sappy love letters. Needless to say by the end of the semester there was no way to save the ship from sinking.
 
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Worst female experience ever post AFC days -

I use to fvck this chick on a regular basis, and that was pretty much the extent of our relationship. She started acting needy so I nicely parted ways with her and for about a week she calls my house constantly leaving messages and crying. She even had her cousins call my house to curse me out and tell me that she was pregnant (which she wasn't). Now this was a few years ago when I still lived with my mother who was very ill at the time.

Beyond all that one day I get a call about 11pm from the cops. She's been arrested and the cops ask me if I'm related to her so I can come pick her up. When I got a call about her from the cops at first I didn't know what to think. Here's the icing on the cake. When I first started fvcking her at her house she led me to believe she was 19. I later found out she was 16 after we'd stopped seeing each other. I thought that call was her trying to screw me. Luckily it wasn't but I learned a very important lesson. There's a guy in jail right now in my state Georgia for having sex with a 15 year old freshman when he was an 18 year old senior on his way to a full football scholarship at Vanderbilt.

I was so freaked out that night I looked up Georgia statutes and found that age of consent is 16. Talk about relief... Talk about psycho...
 
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You guys have more drama than chicks

Not sure if some of this is made up or not, but most people I know don't have all this drama in their lives. You gotta work to create this kind of drama. It's not worth it.

Hey, do any of you guys drive pickups, wear jeans and t-shirts or anything?

I've seen enough Lexus, suit and tie, hair gel stuff on this board to make me puke.
 

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My experience was not the cause of my gf, but I went to meet her, and her parents saw me and didn't like me, and sicked their doberman on me... good thing I had a school bag.... SPIS -1 Doberman -0... Never went out with that girl again.
 
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Oh, just the usual

Girls cutting their wrists in front of me

"Was I that bad?!"
 
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Re: You guys have more drama than chicks

Originally posted by WestCoaster
...most people I know don't have all this drama in their lives. You gotta work to create this kind of drama. It's not worth it...
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Most people I know don't have all this drama in thier DAILY lives, but all have had at least one exceptionally bad experience in all thier years of dating. It's the same for women too, ie, stalker situations that got out of hand and what not. It's not abnormal to be normal and cross paths with an abnormal person.

And to answer your question, I personally do not wear suits, use gels or drive in luxury.
I'd much rather spend my extra money at Home Depot or for my antique motorcycle project.
 
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Re: You guys have more drama than chicks

Originally posted by WestCoaster
Not sure if some of this is made up or not, but most people I know don't have all this drama in their lives. You gotta work to create this kind of drama. It's not worth it.

Hey, do any of you guys drive pickups, wear jeans and t-shirts or anything?

I've seen enough Lexus, suit and tie, hair gel stuff on this board to make me puke.
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I'm a jeans user but with those jeans I either use a trendy t-shirt or a nice shirt and my suitjacket :p
 
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I'll kill your ****ing car!!

I'll kill your ****ing car!!


....well, they finally did it....
they killed my ****ing car....
 
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