World's Shortest Fairy Tale - Funny Joke

[Captain Vation]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" and the girl said, "No!" So the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, and golfing a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted. THE END

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

I don't think getting married stops most men from going fishing, hunting, and golfing a lot and drinking beer whenever they want.

 

[RBB]

If you ever make a book outta this, I'll buy ten copies. :cheer:

 

[B-Lemond]

I thought this was supposed to be funny.

 

[RBB]

Funny, it is not. But it does ring true though. The nagging wife aspect.

... I especially like the part where he goes fishing.