Work that keg!

[Barbillus]

You in college? You go to a lot of frat parties etc.? GOOD!

Get behind that keg and RUN THAT TAP!

At any given time there are tons of people surrounding the keg wanting to get beer.

This is a perfect opportunity for you to not only talk to guys and make some new friends, but to the many GIRLS as well!

Its also a great way to tease and neg hit those HBs that think b/c they are blonde and hot they should get beer before everyone else!

Just this past weekend I was running the keg at a local frat party for a while. I was talking to everyone, guys and especially girls. I made sure to include EVERYONE in the conversation (it is important to disarm the obstacles.. or the friends of the girls you are interested in by including them in the conversation as well)
Whenever HBs came up to the keg I would give them strong eye contact and just in general carry a conversation with them, all the while keeping a very FUNNY and ****Y tone. (I am really good at the funny/****y act!!!)
The best part of the night for me had to be when the HB10 came up and I kept teasing her b/c she thought her cup should be filled up before everyone else! I would pour a little beer in hers, then be "ok thats enough! and move over the the guy next to her" or I might be like "dont worry <name> I will fill your cup up next" then I would give her eye contact coupled with a ****y smile and get the attention of the males cup I just filled up and top his cup off!
I had her laughing the whole time and she was really into me. Then the cops came and I didn't see her. hahahah

Anyhow, the point is, be ****Y AND FUNNY and take the opportunity to work that keg! Be sure to include everyone in your conversations and NEG HIT those HBs who think they can walk all over you. Its great to even fill up the cups of the less attractive girls first! And lastly, if you are at a frat party of a frat you are not a member of, be sure to RESPECT THEM and fill the cups of the brothers up ASAP over everyone else. You don't want them disliking you now do you?

[This message has been edited by Barbillus (edited 11-04-2002).]

 

[Ricardo]

Good point. Any position like bartender works well.

I'm actually a real DJ as in Disc Jockey. I can't tell you how much attention I get.

The bad part is that I'm stuck running records though. So I don't get the chance to pick them up that much! I do get a few numbers though!

 

[Drow]

I did this exact thing for this Halloween frat. party and it definently works.

It was a costume party and I had this huge fro and hippie outfit and many girls came up to me asking me what I was. I always made up something like, "A brain surgeon, can't you tell?" - making up random things while not filling up their cup.

I think it's really funny how HB's think they can get their cup filled up first. I just laughed and teased them for it and they ate it up.

.Drow



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You are what you make your self.

 

[T Dog]

Great tip!

 

[icepick]

This is truly a wonderful tip for those looking to boost thier confidence with women. The man who controlls the keg gets a major boost in attractiveness to girls.

One time, a couple of years ago, I was at a party, and got stuck 'manning the keg'. I didn't do much but fill beers for about a half-an-hour or so.

Then, when I left the keg to actually drink my damm beer I noticed that many more chicks were looking at me. (While I just sat on a chair talking to some buds and smoking a cig!) A couple of them actually approached us and started talking. After a while, a couple of them agreed that I was very attractive, enough to be a face model! (Of course, I am a skinny bastard, so they negged me on my skinny body!)

Of course, being way to damn picky, I blew off these girls to my friends.

But the point is that manning the keg will give you some sexy points for the chicks. I am not that great looking, I have been called "the ugly one" (when me and a friend were out once trying to get with two girls, the girl that he was not macking on said "but, I got the ugly one last time!!!) to "pretty cute".

But, when I manned the keg, I was a sexy beast!

 

[Ofus]

This tip is tits! I wish I'd thought of it before...