Work out Motivation
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"So, what are you doing for a living these days?" Bob asked me. We're sitting on the couch at one of those tedious holiday get-togethers, you know, the ones where you're supposed to be nice to family members you never see except during major holidays and funerals. I think Bob is my wife's brother-in-law's second cousin or something.
"I'm the assistant editor and a writer for Testosterone magazine," I say. Bob looks at me with a blank expression on his face, as if I'd just told him I sell handmade testicle warmers beside the freeway and was looking to open franchises across the nation.
"It's a bodybuilding magazine," I say.
Blank expression. Deer caught in the headlights. Ronnie Coleman doing trigonometry.
"Oh," Bob finally says, "I heard you were, like, one of those bodybuilder guys or something. So, what's that like, you know, working out every day and stuff? I just don't have time to lift weights all day, but I have been meaning to get rid of this beer belly." He takes another sip of beer. "What do you suggest?" Sip.
At first I was a little offended. I wanted to grab him up and say, "You can't tell I'm a bodybuilder?! Look at my ass! Now, if that's not a nice round squat-built piece of sirloin, I don't know what is! You think that comes naturally? I can crack walnuts with this puppy! Wanna see? Huh, punk? Do ya? Do ya?"
Then I realize this just might cause a scene and could cost me several Christmas presents. I was planning on returning any presents I got and using the money to buy a power rack, so I didn't want to jeopardize this gift getting opportunity. I also realized that old Bob probably had a certain preconceived image of a bodybuilder and I just didn't fit that image. I'm not gorilla huge; I weigh about 205 at 5'11" right now. (When I first started lifting I was a pudgy 159, so that's not too shabby.) Also, I wasn't wearing clown pants, a fluorescent string tank top, a hanky on my head and one of those little fanny packs. And isn't that what real bodybuilders are supposed to wear?
Bob continued to sit there drinking his Natural Light, smoking a cigarette and waiting for an answer, oblivious to the fact that he'd come this close to seeing some serious walnut- crunching ass power. I tried to figure out how I could explain to the average guy what the typical T-Man does and why he does it. How could I get him to understand what it is we do, how we feel, how we live? So I took a deep breath and told him something like this:
"Well, Bob, I guess you could use the term bodybuilder if you really need a label for what it is we do. Most of us actually don't stand on stage and compete, though. We lift weights and manipulate our diets so that we'll look good naked. Sure, it's healthy too, and we'll probably live a longer and more productive life than the average guy, but mostly it's about the naked thing. Truthfully, it goes beyond even that.
"Let's be honest here. We do it because of people like you, Bob. We look at you sitting there with your gut hanging over your belt and we watch you grunt and groan just getting out of a chair. Guys like you are our inspiration, Bob. You're better than Anthony Robbins, Bill Phillips, Deepak Chopra, and Zig ****ing Ziglar all wrapped up into one. We love it when guys like you talk about not having time to exercise. Every time we see you munching on a bag of potato chips, you inspire us. You're my shot in the arm, Bob, my living and breathing wake-up call, my own personal success coach.
"You want to know what it is we do? We overcome. We're too busy to train, too, but we overcome. We're too busy to prepare healthy meals and eat them five or six times a day, but we overcome. We can't always afford supplements, our genetics aren't perfect, and we don't always feel like going to the gym. Some of us used to be just like you, Bob, but guess what? We've overcome.
"We like to watch 'normal' people like you tell us about how they can't get in shape. We smile and nod sympathetically like we feel your pain, but actually, we're thinking that you're a pathetic piece of **** that needs to grow a spine and join a gym. You smile sheepishly and say that you just can't stay motivated and just can't stand that feeling of being sore. (For some reason you think that admitting your weaknesses somehow justifies them.) We listen to you ***** and moan. We watch you look for the easy way out. Because of people like you, Bob, we never miss a workout.
"You ask us for advice about diet and training and usually we politely offer some guidance, but deep inside we know you won't take our advice. You know that too. We smile and say, 'Hope that helps. Good luck,' but actually we're thinking, 'Boy, it would suck to be you.' We know that 99% of people won't listen to us. Once they hear that it takes hard work, sacrifice and discipline, they stop listening and tune us out.
"We know they wanted us to say that building a great body is easy, but it just isn't. This did not take five minutes a day on a TorsoTrack. We did not get this way in 12 short weeks using a Bowflex and the Suzanne Somers' 'Get Skinny' diet. A good body does not cost five easy payments of $39.95.
"We like it that while you're eating a candy bar and drinking Mountain Dew, we're sucking down a protein shake. You see, that makes it taste even better to us. While you're asleep we're either getting up early or staying up late, hitting the iron, pushing ourselves, learning, succeeding and failing and rising above the norm with every rep. Can you feel that, Bob? Can you relate? No? Good. This wouldn't be half as fun if you could.
"We do it because we absolutely and totally get off on it. We do it because people like you, Bob, either can't or won't. We do it because what we do in the gym transfers over into the rest of our lives and changes us, physically, mentally, maybe even spiritually. We do it because it beats watching fishing and golf on TV. By the way, do you know what it's like to turn the head of a beautiful woman because of the way you're built? It feels good, Bob. Damned good.
"When we're in the gym, we're in this indescribable euphoria zone. It's a feeling of being on, of being completely alive and aware. If you haven't been there, then it's like trying to describe color to a person who's been blind since birth. Within this haze of pleasure and pain, there's knowledge and power, self-discipline and self-reliance. If you do it long enough, Bob, there's even enlightenment. Sometimes, the answers to questions you didn't even know you had are sitting there on those rubber mats, wrapped up in a neat package of iron plates and bars.
"Want to lose that beer belly, Bob? I have a nutty idea. Put down the ****ing beer. I'll tell you what, Bob. Christmas morning I'm getting up real early and hitting the iron. I want to watch my daughter open her presents and spend the whole day with her, so this is the only time I have to train. The gym will be closed, so I'm going out in my garage to workout. You be at my house at six in the morning, okay? I'll be glad to help you get started on a weight training program. It'll be colder than Hillary Clinton's coochie in there, so dress warm.
"But let me tell you something, Bob. If you don't show up, don't bother asking me again. And don't you ever sit there and let me hear you ***** about your beer belly again. This is your chance, your big opportunity to break out of that rut. If you don't show up, Bob, you've learned a very important lesson about yourself, haven't you? You won't like that lesson.
"You won't like that feeling in the pit of your stomach either or that taste in your mouth. It will taste worse than defeat, Bob. Defeat tastes pretty goddamned nasty, but what you'll be experiencing will be much worse. It will be the knowledge that you're weak, mentally and physically. What's worse is that you'll have accepted that feeling. The feeling will always be with you. In the happiest moments of your life, it'll be there, lying under the surface like a malignant tumor. Ignore it at your own peril, Bob.
"Don't look at me like that either. This just may be the best Christmas present you'll get this year. Next Christmas, Bob, when I see you again, I'm going to be a little bigger, a little stronger, and a little leaner. What will you be? Will you still be making excuses? This is a gift, Bob, from me to you. I'm giving you the chance to look fate in those pretty eyes of hers and say, 'Step off, *****. This is my party and you're not invited.' What do you say, Bob? Monday, Christmas morning, 6am, my house. The ball's in your court."
"I'm the assistant editor and a writer for Testosterone magazine," I say. Bob looks at me with a blank expression on his face, as if I'd just told him I sell handmade testicle warmers beside the freeway and was looking to open franchises across the nation.
"It's a bodybuilding magazine," I say.
Blank expression. Deer caught in the headlights. Ronnie Coleman doing trigonometry.
"Oh," Bob finally says, "I heard you were, like, one of those bodybuilder guys or something. So, what's that like, you know, working out every day and stuff? I just don't have time to lift weights all day, but I have been meaning to get rid of this beer belly." He takes another sip of beer. "What do you suggest?" Sip.
At first I was a little offended. I wanted to grab him up and say, "You can't tell I'm a bodybuilder?! Look at my ass! Now, if that's not a nice round squat-built piece of sirloin, I don't know what is! You think that comes naturally? I can crack walnuts with this puppy! Wanna see? Huh, punk? Do ya? Do ya?"
Then I realize this just might cause a scene and could cost me several Christmas presents. I was planning on returning any presents I got and using the money to buy a power rack, so I didn't want to jeopardize this gift getting opportunity. I also realized that old Bob probably had a certain preconceived image of a bodybuilder and I just didn't fit that image. I'm not gorilla huge; I weigh about 205 at 5'11" right now. (When I first started lifting I was a pudgy 159, so that's not too shabby.) Also, I wasn't wearing clown pants, a fluorescent string tank top, a hanky on my head and one of those little fanny packs. And isn't that what real bodybuilders are supposed to wear?
Bob continued to sit there drinking his Natural Light, smoking a cigarette and waiting for an answer, oblivious to the fact that he'd come this close to seeing some serious walnut- crunching ass power. I tried to figure out how I could explain to the average guy what the typical T-Man does and why he does it. How could I get him to understand what it is we do, how we feel, how we live? So I took a deep breath and told him something like this:
"Well, Bob, I guess you could use the term bodybuilder if you really need a label for what it is we do. Most of us actually don't stand on stage and compete, though. We lift weights and manipulate our diets so that we'll look good naked. Sure, it's healthy too, and we'll probably live a longer and more productive life than the average guy, but mostly it's about the naked thing. Truthfully, it goes beyond even that.
"Let's be honest here. We do it because of people like you, Bob. We look at you sitting there with your gut hanging over your belt and we watch you grunt and groan just getting out of a chair. Guys like you are our inspiration, Bob. You're better than Anthony Robbins, Bill Phillips, Deepak Chopra, and Zig ****ing Ziglar all wrapped up into one. We love it when guys like you talk about not having time to exercise. Every time we see you munching on a bag of potato chips, you inspire us. You're my shot in the arm, Bob, my living and breathing wake-up call, my own personal success coach.
"You want to know what it is we do? We overcome. We're too busy to train, too, but we overcome. We're too busy to prepare healthy meals and eat them five or six times a day, but we overcome. We can't always afford supplements, our genetics aren't perfect, and we don't always feel like going to the gym. Some of us used to be just like you, Bob, but guess what? We've overcome.
"We like to watch 'normal' people like you tell us about how they can't get in shape. We smile and nod sympathetically like we feel your pain, but actually, we're thinking that you're a pathetic piece of **** that needs to grow a spine and join a gym. You smile sheepishly and say that you just can't stay motivated and just can't stand that feeling of being sore. (For some reason you think that admitting your weaknesses somehow justifies them.) We listen to you ***** and moan. We watch you look for the easy way out. Because of people like you, Bob, we never miss a workout.
"You ask us for advice about diet and training and usually we politely offer some guidance, but deep inside we know you won't take our advice. You know that too. We smile and say, 'Hope that helps. Good luck,' but actually we're thinking, 'Boy, it would suck to be you.' We know that 99% of people won't listen to us. Once they hear that it takes hard work, sacrifice and discipline, they stop listening and tune us out.
"We know they wanted us to say that building a great body is easy, but it just isn't. This did not take five minutes a day on a TorsoTrack. We did not get this way in 12 short weeks using a Bowflex and the Suzanne Somers' 'Get Skinny' diet. A good body does not cost five easy payments of $39.95.
"We like it that while you're eating a candy bar and drinking Mountain Dew, we're sucking down a protein shake. You see, that makes it taste even better to us. While you're asleep we're either getting up early or staying up late, hitting the iron, pushing ourselves, learning, succeeding and failing and rising above the norm with every rep. Can you feel that, Bob? Can you relate? No? Good. This wouldn't be half as fun if you could.
"We do it because we absolutely and totally get off on it. We do it because people like you, Bob, either can't or won't. We do it because what we do in the gym transfers over into the rest of our lives and changes us, physically, mentally, maybe even spiritually. We do it because it beats watching fishing and golf on TV. By the way, do you know what it's like to turn the head of a beautiful woman because of the way you're built? It feels good, Bob. Damned good.
"When we're in the gym, we're in this indescribable euphoria zone. It's a feeling of being on, of being completely alive and aware. If you haven't been there, then it's like trying to describe color to a person who's been blind since birth. Within this haze of pleasure and pain, there's knowledge and power, self-discipline and self-reliance. If you do it long enough, Bob, there's even enlightenment. Sometimes, the answers to questions you didn't even know you had are sitting there on those rubber mats, wrapped up in a neat package of iron plates and bars.
"Want to lose that beer belly, Bob? I have a nutty idea. Put down the ****ing beer. I'll tell you what, Bob. Christmas morning I'm getting up real early and hitting the iron. I want to watch my daughter open her presents and spend the whole day with her, so this is the only time I have to train. The gym will be closed, so I'm going out in my garage to workout. You be at my house at six in the morning, okay? I'll be glad to help you get started on a weight training program. It'll be colder than Hillary Clinton's coochie in there, so dress warm.
"But let me tell you something, Bob. If you don't show up, don't bother asking me again. And don't you ever sit there and let me hear you ***** about your beer belly again. This is your chance, your big opportunity to break out of that rut. If you don't show up, Bob, you've learned a very important lesson about yourself, haven't you? You won't like that lesson.
"You won't like that feeling in the pit of your stomach either or that taste in your mouth. It will taste worse than defeat, Bob. Defeat tastes pretty goddamned nasty, but what you'll be experiencing will be much worse. It will be the knowledge that you're weak, mentally and physically. What's worse is that you'll have accepted that feeling. The feeling will always be with you. In the happiest moments of your life, it'll be there, lying under the surface like a malignant tumor. Ignore it at your own peril, Bob.
"Don't look at me like that either. This just may be the best Christmas present you'll get this year. Next Christmas, Bob, when I see you again, I'm going to be a little bigger, a little stronger, and a little leaner. What will you be? Will you still be making excuses? This is a gift, Bob, from me to you. I'm giving you the chance to look fate in those pretty eyes of hers and say, 'Step off, *****. This is my party and you're not invited.' What do you say, Bob? Monday, Christmas morning, 6am, my house. The ball's in your court."
Okay, so maybe that's not the exact words I used with Bob, but you get the picture. Will Bob show up Monday? I don't know, but I kind of doubt it. In fact, Bob will probably take me off his Christmas card list. He probably thinks I've got "too much Testosterone," like that's a bad thing. I think Bob is just stuck in a rut, and as the saying goes, the only difference between a rut and a grave is depth.
The way out of the rut is to make major changes in your life, most of which won't be too pleasant in the beginning. The opportunity to make those changes seldom comes as bluntly as I put it to Bob. Most of the time, that opportunity knocks very softly. What I did was basically give Bob a verbal slap in the face. You can react two ways to a slap. You can get angry at the person doing the slapping, or you can realize that he was just trying to get you to wake up and focus on what you really want and, more importantly, what it'll take to get it.
If you're a regular T-mag reader, I doubt you need to be called out like Bob. But maybe you've caught yourself slacking a little here lately. Maybe you've missed a few workouts or maybe you started a little too early on the usual holiday feasting, like, say, back in September. Just remember that the time to start working on that summer body is now. The time to get rid of those bad habits that hold you back in the gym is now. You want to look totally different by next Christmas? Start now. This isn't because of the holidays or any corny New Year's resolutions either. The best time is always now.
Christmas day I want you to enjoy being with your family and friends. I want you to open presents, sip a little eggnog and have a good meal. But if your regularily scheduled workout happens to fall on December 25th, what will you be doing at six o'clock that morning?
That's what separates us from guys like Bob.
The way out of the rut is to make major changes in your life, most of which won't be too pleasant in the beginning. The opportunity to make those changes seldom comes as bluntly as I put it to Bob. Most of the time, that opportunity knocks very softly. What I did was basically give Bob a verbal slap in the face. You can react two ways to a slap. You can get angry at the person doing the slapping, or you can realize that he was just trying to get you to wake up and focus on what you really want and, more importantly, what it'll take to get it.
If you're a regular T-mag reader, I doubt you need to be called out like Bob. But maybe you've caught yourself slacking a little here lately. Maybe you've missed a few workouts or maybe you started a little too early on the usual holiday feasting, like, say, back in September. Just remember that the time to start working on that summer body is now. The time to get rid of those bad habits that hold you back in the gym is now. You want to look totally different by next Christmas? Start now. This isn't because of the holidays or any corny New Year's resolutions either. The best time is always now.
Christmas day I want you to enjoy being with your family and friends. I want you to open presents, sip a little eggnog and have a good meal. But if your regularily scheduled workout happens to fall on December 25th, what will you be doing at six o'clock that morning?
That's what separates us from guys like Bob.
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
beautiful. What a great thing to read immediately after my last set of heavy-ass deadlifts. Thank you, dcfball. This may make the garage wall.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Agreed... dcfball, which site did you get it from? Found any other inspirational articles/stories such as that?
Thanx...
You're right. It's the way you look.
By the way, I get to work this a.m. and am walking down my aisle. I over hear one of the fat b1tches mumble "yum" under her breath as I walked by. It made my day! (Not that I'm attracted to fat b1tches!)
You're right. It's the way you look.
By the way, I get to work this a.m. and am walking down my aisle. I over hear one of the fat b1tches mumble "yum" under her breath as I walked by. It made my day! (Not that I'm attracted to fat b1tches!)
DJBen
Master Don Juan
If she was a fat b1tch, maybe she was secretly cake-munching and you failed to notice 
The extraordinary part for me is fitting in six meals a day, and only eating good food. It gets so damn boring at times... when you're cutting, you hit the weights feeling flat and not so full of energy, and you know that when you finish you're gonna be knackered... When you're bulking, you watch that hard-earned body get a bit plumper and less ripped.
All the time you're building a bigger block of granite to shape. When you shape it, you wish you had a bigger rock. So you bulk. You build the bigger rock, and then you cut it down into that statue again, until you realize it's not quite right. It never is perfect. Not for a long time.
Then the day comes, where you're out with all your mates one night, you've had one or two drinks cause it's a cheat day and you dont want to be drunk, and then you notice. Almost everyone is out of shape. No one has the kind of drive and motivation you do. That drive and motivation also gets put into everything else you do. They're falling around drunk, can hardly stand up, getting a bit flabbier as time goes on. What are you doing all this time? getting stronger and bigger.
Thats truely motivating for me.
Great article
The extraordinary part for me is fitting in six meals a day, and only eating good food. It gets so damn boring at times... when you're cutting, you hit the weights feeling flat and not so full of energy, and you know that when you finish you're gonna be knackered... When you're bulking, you watch that hard-earned body get a bit plumper and less ripped.
All the time you're building a bigger block of granite to shape. When you shape it, you wish you had a bigger rock. So you bulk. You build the bigger rock, and then you cut it down into that statue again, until you realize it's not quite right. It never is perfect. Not for a long time.
Then the day comes, where you're out with all your mates one night, you've had one or two drinks cause it's a cheat day and you dont want to be drunk, and then you notice. Almost everyone is out of shape. No one has the kind of drive and motivation you do. That drive and motivation also gets put into everything else you do. They're falling around drunk, can hardly stand up, getting a bit flabbier as time goes on. What are you doing all this time? getting stronger and bigger.
Thats truely motivating for me.
Great article
check out
www.t-nation.com
most the Atomic Dog articles by 'TC' are great. very inspirational or atleast will make you think
www.t-nation.com
most the Atomic Dog articles by 'TC' are great. very inspirational or atleast will make you think
JBalfour4
Don Juan
50 push-ups or i'm gonna die tomorrow, work for me, i'm still alive
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Whoah, I've finished reading pretty much ALL articles on that site that I found to be interesting in the first half, and o.m.f.g. A lot to think about in all of that.
I quite like the way that TC has a lot of articles about men not making excuses about looking at women in short skirts etc. He'd be a great guy to go out with one night, lol
I quite like the way that TC has a lot of articles about men not making excuses about looking at women in short skirts etc. He'd be a great guy to go out with one night, lol
hey guys , i wonder which is better T-mag or Bodybuilding.com??
as i would like to be reading and examinig excersices with other bbuilders like you guys here , i've been to t-mag before but didn't get much czi probably couldn't find what i need .....so your thoughts DJBEN on which site is better then which message boards are better??
as i would like to be reading and examinig excersices with other bbuilders like you guys here , i've been to t-mag before but didn't get much czi probably couldn't find what i need .....so your thoughts DJBEN on which site is better then which message boards are better??
Peace and Quiet
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
BB.com is full of crap. BB.com is also full of streams. Streams of essential information. It's unfortunate that there is so much BS mixed in with the good stuff.
T-Mag is motivational as well as good info. Hell, I read an article about being a MAN again, and I walked out the door with my shoulders back, my head high up, and I felt ace. Still do, and I did that a few days ago.
Theres a lot of BS everywhere on the Internet. Often people take what you know is true, and add bits of their own stuff into it which will make you believe it's true BECAUSE they stated all these true facts.
Check out John Barardi. That guy helped me build a kick ass diet [not personally build it, but all the info is there to get huge naturally].
If I had to choose between T-Mag and bb.com.... hmm.. read some of the articles and stickies on bb.com, and begin making your way through the articles in T-Mag.
btw, dont think the BB mags are worth ****. I read about a mag that had an 'Ask Dorian!' part to it. Someone wanted leg training info, and they were told 2 sets of a few excersizes. You think dorian, the guy who has trained the hardest in bb'ing [imo] really wrote that and suggested 2 sets of 3 excersizes?
Get info from people you know and trust. Try the info out. See if it works FOR YOU. My bulking diet is real high on sugar and carbs. I'm still getting a clean bulk. It's what MY body needs right now.
...wow I ranted a bit there. T-mag has priceless information, little bull**** and is very motivational. bb is good for the occasional new article
P.S this is all just person oppinion, I understand people will disagree
T-Mag is motivational as well as good info. Hell, I read an article about being a MAN again, and I walked out the door with my shoulders back, my head high up, and I felt ace. Still do, and I did that a few days ago.
Theres a lot of BS everywhere on the Internet. Often people take what you know is true, and add bits of their own stuff into it which will make you believe it's true BECAUSE they stated all these true facts.
Check out John Barardi. That guy helped me build a kick ass diet [not personally build it, but all the info is there to get huge naturally].
If I had to choose between T-Mag and bb.com.... hmm.. read some of the articles and stickies on bb.com, and begin making your way through the articles in T-Mag.
btw, dont think the BB mags are worth ****. I read about a mag that had an 'Ask Dorian!' part to it. Someone wanted leg training info, and they were told 2 sets of a few excersizes. You think dorian, the guy who has trained the hardest in bb'ing [imo] really wrote that and suggested 2 sets of 3 excersizes?
Get info from people you know and trust. Try the info out. See if it works FOR YOU. My bulking diet is real high on sugar and carbs. I'm still getting a clean bulk. It's what MY body needs right now.
...wow I ranted a bit there. T-mag has priceless information, little bull**** and is very motivational. bb is good for the occasional new article
P.S this is all just person oppinion, I understand people will disagree
DJBen
Master Don Juan
Well that was nice and clearly structured
Anyways, as dcfball said, read a load of TC's Atomic Dog articles. I dont have the time of day to go hunting through all the best ones, if you want to be motivated, find them, motivate yourself
www.johnberardi.com would be a good place to read about him and some of his stuff, and oh yeah, the articles on T-Mag! [spotted a theme here?] Read all his stuff, it's nutrition based. What I love about the guy is that he fully accepts where he's been wrong or misguided, and clears it up to provide up to date and good advice.
'If I had to choose between T-Mag and bb.com.... hmm.. read some of the articles and stickies on bb.com, and begin making your way through the articles in T-Mag.
How exactley???'
Erm. Use your eyes and read
Oh, and about finding good articles. Just read a lot of stuff about nutrition and bodybuilding. There isnt a way to find the good ones. You just have to read them, or discard them. Simple as.
Anyways, as dcfball said, read a load of TC's Atomic Dog articles. I dont have the time of day to go hunting through all the best ones, if you want to be motivated, find them, motivate yourself
www.johnberardi.com would be a good place to read about him and some of his stuff, and oh yeah, the articles on T-Mag! [spotted a theme here?
] Read all his stuff, it's nutrition based. What I love about the guy is that he fully accepts where he's been wrong or misguided, and clears it up to provide up to date and good advice.'If I had to choose between T-Mag and bb.com.... hmm.. read some of the articles and stickies on bb.com, and begin making your way through the articles in T-Mag.
How exactley???'
Erm. Use your eyes and read
Oh, and about finding good articles. Just read a lot of stuff about nutrition and bodybuilding. There isnt a way to find the good ones. You just have to read them, or discard them. Simple as.