Women in clubs have no shame

[STR8UP]

Man, it's getting crazier by the week.

A week ago I'm at the bar ordering a drink. I turn around to see a hot blonde making a beeline towards me. She gets about a foot away and turns around to grind her ass on me, meanwhile her hand goes right for my package. HELLO!

Last night I was dancing with a chick and told her my hand was cold so she proceeds to place it directly between her legs. I see her all the time....next week I'll have to let my fingers do the walking. If she asks whats up I can just tell her I forgot my gloves again

Later as they were kicking us out at last call I'm walking beside another girl who is making a comment about her nipples being sore. Next thing you know she has me feeling her up on the street in front of the club (much to the dismay of the little Mexican guy that was following her around all night)

I need to bring a video cam one of these nights.

Anyone else have any good stories?

 

[Ronin I]

What city is this?

 

[Jay26]

Sounds like a good nite! Those brazzen hussies!, but it's not like we're gonna sue is it? Let's face it, guys are easy;p

Still, I once had a chick who I tried to unbottom my shirt and take it off while making out next to the dancefloor, I'm like what the?

 

[J-Man]

can you give us a vague idea of where you live?

 

[-HPNOTQ-]

Yea STR8UP, JMan

It was like that for me at the club last night.

I was dancing with a group of "social proof" homegirls...all the sudden..some stranger chick is grinding from behind and wraps her hand around my waist with her fingers sitting on the waistband of my boxers..

SUMMERTIME brings out the freaks in everyone..a couple Redbull and Vodkas helps the ladies too..

 

[Kwah]

Hmm I need to go out more.

 

[STR8UP]

Orlando, if you must know.

Haha, you boys are lookin to come out and raid my turf! I was pretty wasted last night. I probably forgot half the sh!t that transpired, LOL.

The chick that made me pet the kittykat didn't surprise me. She's the one who was telling me she was dreaming about me a couple of weeks ago. But the one on the way out of the club, now that caught me off guard. She grabbed my hand and told me to rub her t!ts (braless) while we were walking across the dance floor, then we were talking to her and her friends outside and she talked me into going for an all out full frontal grope. Tough job but someone had to do it

 

[Kwah]

Im glad you took one for the team

 

[Ronin I]

I'm going to DisneyWorld!!!

 

[STR8UP]

LOL...I'm remembering bits and pieces now.

I know she asked me a question and I answered with something like, "Well it's not like there is anything left to see/do/experience (something like that) I've already rubbed your t!ts and felt your ass".

Jeesus, what the hell made me say that?

I'm gonna have to talk to my boy tomorrow to get the rest of the story.

 

[davelmn2003]

I was in a club once and this girl asked me to f- her with a plastic light rod--in the a ss!

I was too amazed to do anything. Besides, there were too many people around--and I wasn't wasted enough to be bold.

I still can't believe what I heard.

 

[Ronin I]

Originally posted by davelmn2003
I was in a club once and this girl asked me to f- her with a plastic light rod--in the a ss!

I was too amazed to do anything. Besides, there were too many people around--and I wasn't wasted enough to be bold.

I still can't believe what I heard.

Holy Sh!t - I SAW this exact thing happen at the last Woodstock. This girl was being held up on two guys shoulders and the fvckin' security guard was fvcking her with one of those plastic light rod things (in the snatch) . It was nuts.

Man - I got a sh!t load of stories from Woodstock (and I was only there for about 20 hours) -

 

[Kwah]

As interesting of a mental picture as that is, I have no real interest in meeting a girl like that.

 

[BruticusMaximus]

I don't have any storied liek this, the potential is there sometimes but I dunno how to capitalise on it. Closest one I can think of is walking out next to a couple of girls who announced they needed a bed.. when I ignored them they said it again very pointedly, and so I looked at them, smiled, and went home.

I dunno how you can meet a woman and score in the last 5 minutes before closing time. Surely it reeks of desperation?

 

[Jay26]

This girl was being held up on two guys shoulders and the fvckin' security guard was fvcking her with one of those plastic light rod things (in the snatch) . It was nuts.

Wow, classy chick

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

Holy Sh!t - I SAW this exact thing happen at the last Woodstock. This girl was being held up on two guys shoulders and the fvckin' security guard was fvcking her with one of those plastic light rod things (in the snatch) .

Yo that is some SICK sh*t.

Anyways i was in a club in B.C and i saw some dude munching on some girls ***** on the bar.

For all you BC'ers... it was surrey what do ya expect?

 

[Ronin I]

Originally posted by Kwah
As interesting of a mental picture as that is, I have no real interest in meeting a girl like that.

Yeah well you don't go to Woodstock to find your future g/f.

 

[penner2k]

Originally posted by SLIKKER_THAN_AVG
Yo that is some SICK sh*t.

Anyways i was in a club in B.C and i saw some dude munching on some girls ***** on the bar.

For all you BC'ers... it was surrey what do ya expect?

Ozone????
lol
I was there on Saturday for a friends bday and lets see.. Get there.. some guys are getting kicked out and one pulls a 2 foot long flashlight out of his back pocket and starts threatening the bouncers so they punch him in the face. Then another girl I know gets jumped by 3 other girls. Then another girl I know hits a guy I know and he hits her back, gets kicked out, waits for her outside and tries to beat her up. And then I heard their was another fight involving ppl I know. lol
What a great club

 

[STR8UP]

Originally posted by BruticusMaximus
I dunno how you can meet a woman and score in the last 5 minutes before closing time. Surely it reeks of desperation?

I didn't fukk any of these girls, I was just having fun.

Might try to get kittykat girl to join me at my house for a drink next week after the club, but that depends on if the asian chick shows up. She may not be as agressive but thats kinda good cause I think when it comes time to put up or shut up kittykat girl might back down.

We shall see!

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

Originally posted by penner2k
Ozone????
lol
I was there on Saturday for a friends bday and lets see.. Get there.. some guys are getting kicked out and one pulls a 2 foot long flashlight out of his back pocket and starts threatening the bouncers so they punch him in the face. Then another girl I know gets jumped by 3 other girls. Then another girl I know hits a guy I know and he hits her back, gets kicked out, waits for her outside and tries to beat her up. And then I heard their was another fight involving ppl I know. lol
What a great club

HOe-Zone it is!..been there a few times..haha its wehre all the people i used to go to school with chill..personally i think its pretty dirty...your shoes make sloshing sounds on the rug because the entire place is covered with booze.