Women aren't funny, USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE

[skip2mylou781]

I dunno about you all, but I have been out on dates with 100s of girls and I can honestly say only about 2 or 3 were actually FUNNY. However, guys have a very keen sense of humor and id say most friends i have who are guys ARE very funny. it seems like 99% of HOT girls have no wit whatsoever because the only sense of humor they hold is the ability to laugh at all YOUR jokes, but notice how girls never say anything funny or witty enough to get a REAL laugh out of you.

This is further proof that you are the man, your dominant, and u can do wat ever the hell you want! Do not be scared to approach girls and show your interest, because wat this girl is good for is sex, and you shoudl subtly be hinting that, instead of trying to act like friends or not even talkin to her at all.....never underestimate the power of "fluff talk b4 u hook up"

Make her laugh, tell a story or too, get to kno her a little, and thats it, after that isolate and hook up, take it all the way, cuz women are good for SEX, not TALKING - I BET YOUR GUY FRIENDS ARE 10000 times more fun to talk to anyway!

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

I have also noticed this!

 

[Cruise]

It's interesting how chicks claim they want mental stimulation at all... they never reciprocate.

 

[flippinfreak]

Different kinds of comedy boys... COMPLETELY different kinds of comedy

We look at logical gaps and hear a punch line and start laughing... they use emotional punchlines.

A woman's comedy comes from experiences and when they tell a joke they go from one emotional level to another, and ride that rollercoaster in their routine. A guy will run from start to finish in one logic line, and describe the emotions...

Albeit differently than I have said it, I am no comedic philosophy master...

Just know that I have met TONS of funny women. Their jokes aren;t always funny to me, but the girls around them sure do get a hoot out of them.

Last REALLY good girl I was seeing about a month ago and should could duke it out with the two best comedic AMOG's that I know.I got her because I was wise to her emotional havoc she tried to manipulate in me so I could get her goodies...

PS skip2mylou... you've been retarded during your time on this site. Seriously, I could go and quote all of your posts, but it wouldn't do me any good. This is a dumb ass post "women are only good for sex".

How many times have you been told to quit being a bitter boy towards women?

 

[skip2mylou781]

Im not bitter, its just the truth...women r good for sex, not mental stimulation, go read Diesel's post for backup on my belief.


Also, women arent funny to MEN because men see their jokes as obvious, stupid, or expected (aka not witty). Women laugh at each other's jokes thought because their wit is primitive like that. A woman isnt funny just because other bland women laugh at each other's bland boring unwitty jokes (not jsut JOKES but I mean storytelling. situational humor, ect - girls are not good at THAT..........obv anyone can TELL a joke, but women completely SUCK at situational humor and making storytelling funny

 

[flippinfreak]

Most don't understand the mindset. Just like the women that date you aren't into that because you fail their sh!t tests right away, as do many other men who believe the same things.

I've stumbled across countless funny women. Seriously, if you doubt me, just ask me how much me and my friends laugh with their jokes.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

Wooh! dude you have gone to far, at first you said women are not funny, and that is true, there are far fewer funney women then there are men. However, to say that women are not mentaly stimulating is to put it bluntly, wrong. You can have an intelegent conversation with women. Although i will agree that you cant with the average teenage girl. There is a girl i know that i have had stimulating discusions with about cosmolgy/astro physics! she is 17.

 

[( . )( . )]

Different kinds of comedy boys... COMPLETELY different kinds of comedy

We look at logical gaps and hear a punch line and start laughing... they use emotional punchlines.

Oh what a load of bollocks. Hes right whether you use the cookie cutter chick response of "bitter" or not.

Hell even my mother recognises the fact that most women just arent funny (usually a fountain of AFC knowledge) and here you are trying to say "oh but its a different kind", pull your head in asshat, stop posting crap.

Your right skiptomylou I've only met a handful if that of chicks who can truly make me laugh, make her laugh BUT dont be her comedian.

 

[flippinfreak]

Alright titman, how would you define yourself, as opposed to "bitter"? It's what you are... If you read two paragraphs of your words anybody with half a brain(like me) could see that.

I've met a hndful of ch!chks who could make me laugh, I've met far more guys that can though, I never denied that...

There's a certain mindset that is plaguing your minds, and be damned if your going to listen to the scientific truth.

 

[( . )( . )]

Another textbook chick response, thats 2 for 2 keep it up.

And the countless women who have the cajones to admit women are not that funny are "bitter" aswell?

Just know that I have met TONS of funny women.

But then

I've met a hndful of ch!chks who could make me laugh, I've met far more guys that can though, I never denied that...

So now your pretty much agreeing with everything the original poster said, I guess your "bitter" now...woops

Try thinking before posting next time asshat.

 

[NeverFear]

Intelligence out of Humor

Men are smarter than women.

All comedians are intelligent.

 

[flippinfreak]

Hah, "you asshat" Wow, that's a laugh coming from you.

Read over what I wrote again, than read the original posters, than go back and read mine, than the original posters... than go read a book on reading comprehension.

"bitter" was because of his use of the words never and not. Their repition reveals his retardedness.

I've met women who are funny, and fewer that could make me laugh. There are comedians who are funny, and there are fewer comedians who can make me laugh. I've watched movies that are funny, but few make me laugh. I've watched cartoons that are funny, but few make me laugh. I've watched commercials that are funny, but few make me laugh. I've read books that are funny, but few make me laugh. I've heard jokes that are funny, but few make me laugh. etc... It is the ones that were a surprise to myself that make me laugh.

Guys make me laugh because they relate to different things, that I am interested in more, than women joke about. Though there are women who can get down and dirty and one up a lot of guys I know, because they are more experienced(ie have felt more emotions about) in the subject matter.

So again, many people refer to you as bitter, great men and anti-feminist women, what do you think they are seeing in you?

 

[flippinfreak]

Men are smarter than women.

All comedians are intelligent.

So how often do you date intelligent women, women who could teach an AFC a thing or two?

 

[( . )( . )]

Read over what I wrote again, than read the original posters, than go back and read mine, than the original posters... than go read a book on reading comprehension.

"bitter" was because of his use of the words never and not. Their repition reveals his retardedness.

I've met women who are funny, and fewer that could make me laugh. There are comedians who are funny, and there are fewer comedians who can make me laugh. I've watched(read, seen, heard, made jokes about) movies " ", Cartoons " ", commercials " ", etc... It is the ones that were a surprise to myself that make me laugh.

Huh?

 

[Potbelly]

No, I'm serious. I don't see many funny women on comedy central lol. But seriously, they're kinda lame to me. The only "funny" things they do are like talking sh1t about some other girl being flat and looking like some ugly celeb. like someone else said...emotional punchlines. ba dum pssh

 

[flippinfreak]

Huh?

Just keep saying that...

Read it again, I hate repeating myself, so I used shortform.

 

[flippinfreak]

No, I'm serious. I don't see many funny women on comedy central lol. But seriously, they're kinda lame to me. The only "funny" things they do are like talking sh1t about some other girl being flat and looking like some ugly celeb. like someone else said...emotional punchlines. ba dum pssh

Watch a few more shows Potbelly... stand-up comedy is specialized and is hard to get into. You NEED logical punchlines to really make it there. Dane Cook is an emotional comedian, he is insanely comedic, why? Because he focuses on things most guys deal with on a regular basis, and he makes a joke about always being a MAN about it...

"What man laughs at reveals his personality"

The same goes for women... if you had the personality of a woman you would understand. The quote is originally Character(Which carries a bastardized meaning) not personality, so if you had enough character to relate to what women laugh about, you would understand their jokes...

 

[flippinfreak]

The funny women I know use observational humor(tempered from highschool, ya know, insulting/AMOG to make a group laugh, it's funny because it's true)

Most DJ's here would call them neg hits, most guys don't have enough confidence to have fun around these women, they get insulted or scared so they can't laugh(joy from pain, poking fun, busting balls etc...)

They don't have enough confidence, so they neg hit a girl, she responds with an equally strong neg-hit. What usually happens?

 

[skip2mylou781]

yea flippin freak see theres one big problem tho.

Women TRY to be funny with situational humor and neg hits and all that, but what comes out of their mouth is soooooo OBVIOUS and EXPECTED, it basically makes the joke not funny which leaves the guy shes with thinking "well she tries to be funny and she has a sense of humor, but that was not actually funny"....while on the other hand, when I (or most guys) use the same situational humor, it always comes out more original and unpredictable, thus creating REAL humor that makes people WANT to LAUGH


example - (tell me if ANYONE can relate to something similar like this)

you and a girl your on a date with are out at a restaurant and you see a really fat person eating a peice of cake, and lets just say u have no respect for fat people and want to make a situational joke....u as the guy would say something like "wow lucky waiter is gonna get a huuuuuuuuuuuuge tip "....meanwhile, if the girl were to make a situational joke, shed say somethin like "wow she really needs to eat LESS"

I dunno bout u guys, but i am always around girls who make these stupidass boring situational jokes and i just kinda laugh so it doesnt hurt her feelings, but I notice that when I pop in my 2 cents, the girl is laughing FOR REAL.

This was just one example but seriously, Ive only met like 2 girls who had me laughing out loud, but in the meantime, id say pretyt much every girl i been out with, ive made her laugh out loud hysterically at stuff that id say

ITS WAT THEY R GOOD FOR, THEY R GOOD AT LAUGHING AT JOKES, NOT MAKING THEM.......the only reason us guys even ever go anywhere with girls is to either get into a relationship (kinda-afcish anti sauve) or to get laid....

let me repeat

THE ONLY REASON GUYS GO ANYWHERE AND SPEND ANY TIME WITH GIRLS IS FOR SEXUAL SATISFACTION

if thats not your case then u might have one-itis, a deadly but curable disease



cmon flippinfreak (and anybody else), i want you to read all that carefully and tell me where you or anyone else would disagree!

 

[MVP]

We look at logical gaps and hear a punch line and start laughing... they use emotional punchlines.

A woman's comedy comes from experiences and when they tell a joke they go from one emotional level to another, and ride that rollercoaster in their routine. A guy will run from start to finish in one logic line, and describe the emotions...

Very interesting way of looking at it. I've always felt that Seinfeld is more guy comedy, whereas Friends is more girl comedy.