Womanspeak. Post Your Translations.

[808]

"Where am I sleeping at?" -- TRANSLATION: Where are you sleeping?

Best response:
"You can take my couch; me, I'm sleeping in my bed."

Worked unbelievably well.

 

[f283000]

"Are you a player?" = Your game is solid
"Stop! (playfully or smiling)" = Keep it coming
'I can't believe you said that!" = You've got some balls
"You're mean" = You are one of the few who has the guts to neg me

Very good

 

[5string]

This is the brainwashing I was talking about. If you read this and nod, you are very very lost.

Actually, I thought his post was funny. That was what this thread was for....entertainment at the expense of our objects of desire.

 

[Mike32ct]

This thread is humor with some truth mixed in. It isn't meant to be gospel. We're having some laughs based on things that are often (but not 100%) true.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

"I like to stay in sometimes and watch a movie.". = I like to fool around on the couch.

"Where are we going with this relationship?". =. My girlfriends are married and/or engaged. I feel left out.

<After s@x>. "Can you walk out (of the dorm/hotel room) first?". = I don't want to walk out together. Then it's way too obvious we did it. Let's do the walk of shame discreetly and separately.

<Most any text message around 2am>. =. I wanna hook up

"Don't worry. You'll meet the right girl.". = I'm not attracted to you. I'm not hooking you up with any of my friends either.

"I like a guy who is gentle and romantic.". = I like hard, rough s@x.

 

[5string]

I have three cats! = I'm a cluster b

 

[ProDJ26]

"I changed my mind" = I took what you said into consideration but I made my own choice

"Who's this? I got a new phone" = You either took too long, I'm hiding you from my man, I just dont think that way of you or a comination of all

"I'm busy" = Too busy for you

 

[Atom Smasher]

"I'm a strong, confident woman" - "I'm extremely confused and emotionally vulnerable".

 

[BlackMack177]

"talking about how much of a freak she is or what nasty things she's into" - I am not a freak. Im just an attention *****

 

[TheMale]

"Where am I sleeping at?" -- TRANSLATION: Where are you sleeping?

Best response:
"You can take my couch; me, I'm sleeping in my bed."

Worked unbelievably well.

last time a did that ... and she actually slept on the couch ...
the chick told to another friend that i wasn't really gentleman ... she was kind mad ... and i also noticed that in her behavior the next day!

 

[Re-ac-tor]

"You're an 8 and she's a 6."

I figure this one's fairly black and white..?

 

[KarmaSutra]

I agree 100%.. Let's ditch this joint, I am out. I feel bad because I feel there are guys here we could help, but what are the chances they will even be able to sift through 95% of the BS here? I keep hanging around trying to do a last thread but I think may be it's time to just cut it and go.

You aren't going anywhere.

You're too much a slvt for green dots to leave.

This thread was meant for fun and laughs. Always a couple of douchebags to derail it in the hopes they'll be rewarded more green.

The only green these fvcknuts will get is the putrid pus of raggedy pvssy from the trash men throw away.

 

[thedude4242]

I dont want a relationship= I want one but cannot get one right now.

 

[oneboy21]

"I am not High maintenance"
I am high maintenance/ I was high maintenance before and i failed at it

 

[OC Speedball]

"She doesn't like you." = I want you. Ditch her, go out with me.

"I had the hottest guy ask me out." = I'm insecure and I need to make up BS to boost my confidence and image.

 

[In2theGame]

"I Love you so much and we'll be together forever" = Ill let you guys figure this one out. lol

 

[KarmaSutra]

"I Love you so much and we'll be together forever"

The only thing to do when you get this is:

Stop.

Turn 180 degrees.

Run.

Don't stop until you dive headfirst into another vagina.

 

[f283000]

I dont want a relationship= I want one but cannot get one right now.

actually

I don't want a relationship = I don't want a relationship..WITH YOU!

You think a woman would say "i don't want a relationship" if it was Brad Pitt in front of her??

 

[AlexDP]

I have three cats! = I'm a cluster b

That's a good one. I don't date a girl if she has a cat. I know, it may seem harsh, but so many cluster b's are in love with cats. Only if I'm certain she's not cluster b (and believe me, I can tell within 5 minutes these days) I might consider dating her.