So my buddy and I are in a club that we frequent, out on the dance floor minding our own business when three girls approach us. Before you know it we are grinding with two of them. The third just kind of hangs back.
We danced with them for a bit, all the while the one I was with is throwing out compliments left and right. "Do you work out?" "Why are two good looking guys like you single?" "I love the way you move", you name it. We played it cool and left to get a drink.
Came back out on the dance floor on the other side away from them, and they made a beeline for us. They tryed to get us to move to where they were dancing, but we stayed and within two minutes they moved over to our area.
So by this time, I know I'm in. My chick starts getting all kinds of freaky. She had her hands up my shirt...she kept grabbing my ass....I thought she was gonna go for my dikk! Several dudes were watching in awe! I had made a comment when we first started dancing about my cell phone in my front pocket. After awhile she says "I know THATS not your cell phone!"
So she tells me she is married, and I start to bust on her about her husband letting her out to dance with two strange guys. She says, "Yea, and he didn't even give me sex before I left" Hint, hint.
After awhile I notice the social proof kicking in. I started getting attention from the rest of the chicks in the bar. Some chick I hadn't met started grabbing my ass while I was grinding with the other girl! What a crazy freakin night!
The night goes on, it gets late and I comment on how it's too late to get more drinks. I said, "It's a good thing I have rum at my place". She then basically invites her and her friends over, which I bust on her again for doing. Then she says, and this is a CLASSIC, "Just as long as you know I'm not gonna fukk you". So I said "Whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about THAT!" She was shocked! Doncha love it! If I could have gotten her back to my place it was in the bag.
So anyways they kick us out of the club and we move down to the street. The two girls we were with were ready to party. But fukk me upside down and back again- the THIRD WHEEL throws a wrench in everything. She's talking to two other dudes, and they all decide they want to get food.
The third girl kept saying, "Let's go someplace PUBLIC". She didn't trust us. If only I had said more than three words to her...instead of typing this I would probably be getting some no strings attached nookie. FUKK ME!
I tried calling another one of my boys, but he was already home. On the phone right in front of them I told him as LOUD as possible "Yea, we found some psycho chicks that want to drink with us" (They were asking us earlier if we were psycho) Yet another "I can't believe you just said that" look on their faces! It was priceless.
What an ego boost to have a chick pick ME up and COMPLIMENT me ALL NIGHT LONG. And she ate up the DJ bit. I moved away and she came back for more every time.
Anyways, she asked about my business and it turns out that she is in banking so I told her to email me. Turns out they have seen my T.V. commercials. Cha-ching! Instant status builder.
We'll see what happens...
Comments appreciated, but spare me any of the "married chicks are off limits" garbage. NO pu$$y is off limits.
We danced with them for a bit, all the while the one I was with is throwing out compliments left and right. "Do you work out?" "Why are two good looking guys like you single?" "I love the way you move", you name it. We played it cool and left to get a drink.
Came back out on the dance floor on the other side away from them, and they made a beeline for us. They tryed to get us to move to where they were dancing, but we stayed and within two minutes they moved over to our area.
So by this time, I know I'm in. My chick starts getting all kinds of freaky. She had her hands up my shirt...she kept grabbing my ass....I thought she was gonna go for my dikk! Several dudes were watching in awe! I had made a comment when we first started dancing about my cell phone in my front pocket. After awhile she says "I know THATS not your cell phone!"
So she tells me she is married, and I start to bust on her about her husband letting her out to dance with two strange guys. She says, "Yea, and he didn't even give me sex before I left" Hint, hint.
After awhile I notice the social proof kicking in. I started getting attention from the rest of the chicks in the bar. Some chick I hadn't met started grabbing my ass while I was grinding with the other girl! What a crazy freakin night!
The night goes on, it gets late and I comment on how it's too late to get more drinks. I said, "It's a good thing I have rum at my place". She then basically invites her and her friends over, which I bust on her again for doing. Then she says, and this is a CLASSIC, "Just as long as you know I'm not gonna fukk you". So I said "Whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about THAT!" She was shocked! Doncha love it! If I could have gotten her back to my place it was in the bag.
So anyways they kick us out of the club and we move down to the street. The two girls we were with were ready to party. But fukk me upside down and back again- the THIRD WHEEL throws a wrench in everything. She's talking to two other dudes, and they all decide they want to get food.
The third girl kept saying, "Let's go someplace PUBLIC". She didn't trust us. If only I had said more than three words to her...instead of typing this I would probably be getting some no strings attached nookie. FUKK ME!
I tried calling another one of my boys, but he was already home. On the phone right in front of them I told him as LOUD as possible "Yea, we found some psycho chicks that want to drink with us" (They were asking us earlier if we were psycho) Yet another "I can't believe you just said that" look on their faces! It was priceless.
What an ego boost to have a chick pick ME up and COMPLIMENT me ALL NIGHT LONG. And she ate up the DJ bit. I moved away and she came back for more every time.
Anyways, she asked about my business and it turns out that she is in banking so I told her to email me. Turns out they have seen my T.V. commercials. Cha-ching! Instant status builder.
We'll see what happens...
Comments appreciated, but spare me any of the "married chicks are off limits" garbage. NO pu$$y is off limits.
