Why not just turn gay?

[HardTimes]

I will admit that I am not at all attracted to men, but I think I'm going to try to make myself become gay. I mean, why not? You will NEVER have a problem getting a boyfriend and you will NEVER feel lonely again as there are seemingly more gay men willing to go out with you than straight females are. I mean think about it. Why spend all this effort only to fail in the end at attracting females when gay men will like you how you are and give you a chance.

The return on investment just isn't there with women (for me and others im sure).

Why don't I and other people in my situation just start batting for the other team? I'm not attracted to men but I might be able to learn to be. Even if I don't eventually end up bring attracted to them, I can just fake it and never be lonely again.

 

[Kal0051]

or why don't you just stop bothering with women that don't return on your investment. But if you really want to give up then just turn gay, more women for me.

 

[Rhoto]

You're a parasite.

Your grasp on reality, women and social dynamics is FUBAR. You refuse to accept your own short comings and blame in on non-sense like - looks, money, sexual orientation.

Stop lying to yourself and get some fvcking therapy.

Maybe goto jail.

 

[Warrior74]

teh april fools

 

[Maxtro]

teh april fools

I was going to make an April fools joke about giving up. And how I'm going to take estrogen to turn myself into a woman but still keep my dick get implants and all that. But I was just too busy today and I never got around to it

HardTimes, buy some dildos and try sticking them in your ass. :moon: Who knows maybe you'll like it.

 

[HardTimes]

This is not a April fools joke this is a serious post.

I guess maybe I should of waited until tomorrow to post this.

 

[Warrior74]

If this guy is serious, then he needs to give up. All men weren't meant to breed (be with women), if you are so weak that you would let another man do you up the ass and your not even gay then you deserve to be someone's prison bytch. A real man goes and fights for what he wants and takes it. HardTimes, nobody is gonna give it to you son, you have to go take what you want in this life. Change your screenname, it reflects your defeatist attitude and go visit the link in my sig.

 

[mothballs]

It's aweful presumptuous of you to assume that it's easy to get a boyfriend. IIRC gays have standards also.

 

[Igetit!]

I will admit that I am not at all attracted to men, but I think I'm going to try to make myself become gay. I mean, why not? You will NEVER have a problem getting a boyfriend and you will NEVER feel lonely again as there are seemingly more gay men willing to go out with you than straight females are. I mean think about it. Why spend all this effort only to fail in the end at attracting females when gay men will like you how you are and give you a chance.

The return on investment just isn't there with women (for me and others im sure).

Why don't I and other people in my situation just start batting for the other team? I'm not attracted to men but I might be able to learn to be. Even if I don't eventually end up bring attracted to them, I can just fake it and never be lonely again.

Dude,are you seriuos? I mean,really? You're REALLY considering turning to men? Wow,just when I think I've done seen and heard it all on this forum,something like this shows up. Dude,you've got some issues,and I'm not joking,I'm serious. I say that not solely because of this thread,but unless I'm mistaken,you're also the same guy who started that "Can we admit that women are evil?" thread as well. Calling women evil,considering turning gay,uh yeah,you got some issues dude.
You even make CapedCrusader look sane.

Well if you're to the point where you're actually considering turning gay,then you must have hit rock bottom. If you're at rock bottom,then you should be fearless,and willing to try anything and everything to turn this thing around.
Approaching a woman and possibly risking rejection should mean nothing to you. Asking a woman out and her saying no should make you laugh.
There is an ocean full of advice on how to talk to a woman,topics of conversation,your tone of voice,etc for you to try. There should be nothing on this board that would make you say to yourself,"Man,I can't do that." or "Oh,no....I'd never say that to a girl". Nothing here should make those thoughts come to your mind....not if you're to the point of turning gay.
I say do a search. Read some of the threads here on approaching girls. Actually apply some of the info to your life. I mean hey,what do you have to lose? Nothing at this pont,right?

 

[DonJuan11]

- I think I'm going to try to make myself become gay. I mean, why not?
- Why spend all this effort only to fail in the end at attracting females
- The return on investment just isn't there with women

You could ask your mom if she'll have sex with you to give you experience.

Igetit, you are 100% right, Caped Crusader looks like a King compared to this idiot.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Im willing to bet you have problems in other areas of your life too. If you are seriously asking this dumbass question, i would assume you will fail in life...EPICALLY!

 

[piranha45]

you must have some degree of repressed bisexuality, to be asking this question. i guess you're looking for an excuse to free it.

i would gladly go celibate my whole life before id bang a fat chick out of sheer sexual desire, let alone a guy.

if you're bi, then go be bi. if you're not though, then dont make stupid threads like this; you can't modify your genetic code from hetero to homo through willpower.

 

[HardTimes]

Trust me I don't have any repressed bisexually. I have no desire to be with a man whatsoever. It just feels like at this point I have no choice as I don't want to be lonely anymore.

 

[Kal0051]

Trust me I don't have any repressed bisexually. I have no desire to be with a man whatsoever. It just feels like at this point I have no choice as I don't want to be lonely anymore.

I'd bet that you have a very small social circle (or none at all). That's why your lonely, try going out and making a few really good friends, bet you won't be lonely anymore if you do that.

 

[slickaz]

baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahaa.......

idiot..

I'm not attracted to men but I might be able to learn to be.

BAAAAAAHahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa


i feel sorry for you.

why dont you go buy yoself some panties and some bra's too while you're on this trip..

if you're seriously this messed up to actually considering faking liking men, you seriously need help.

heres an idea bro, you can fake liking animals too, get yoself a male cat and fake having a relationship with it coz dogs dont go pussies..

 

[imaginemypotential]

aw man this thread is hilarious .... well turning gay would be a no go for me... I cant imagine something going in me, sitting on the toliet is hard enough..... i could say it goes beyond social dynamics but then again in the animal kingdom many animals are homosexual so i dunno.. but it isnt on my to do list lol

 

[mothballs]

Trust me I don't have any repressed bisexually. I have no desire to be with a man whatsoever. It just feels like at this point I have no choice as I don't want to be lonely anymore.

Dude... seriously, what makes you think a gay guy would want you more than a straight woman? If you can't pick up chicks, you can't pick up ****s.

 

[Alle_Gory]

Har har har. You're secretly a butt pirate.



Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[eaglez1177]

Lol this has to be an april fools joke....

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

I will admit that I am not at all attracted to men

So you are assuming that gay people make the choice to be gay? Frankly, if you are choosing to be gay then that's very indicative of your sexual desperation.

You will NEVER have a problem getting a boyfriend

Then why are there gay dating websites? Surely if your logic was sound then I would be able to walk into any gay bar and take another man home everytime!!!!! That's not the case for I have known gay men and their jsut as lonely as us straight folk.

The return on investment just isn't there with women (for me and others im sure).

Granted I have never had an intimate relationship but I've had return of investment. Essentially you are a quitter if you think that turning gay will increase your chances of initmacy.

Why don't I and other people in my situation just start batting for the other team?

Because we are men and men never give up.

I'm not attracted to men but I might be able to learn to be.

This is the saddest part of your post. Stop being such a sexual deviant and go out there and try. I'm on a dry spell at the moment but I power through by bettering myself. Only through bettering yourself will you be able to get what you want out of women.