Why did a woman jump into a polar bear enclosure?!

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Damn I guess I was too harsh in my reply to SunnyD months back telling her what her problem was.

Now she's gone nuttier than 8lbs of squirrel sh!t and is jumping in the tank with even worse predators than the boyfriend she was obsessed with.

I'd say this is taking the "I will not be a victim" mentality way too far. :p
 

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It really is interesting, what is the mentality of jumping into the den of the biggest predator on earth? What was she thinking?

happened in the past too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx_7fhq2-q8

Women subconsciously see polar bear as alpha figure and try to flirt with it? Or what
 

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I don't know how long I can bear these bad puns.


Anyway, I saw the goofy look on her face in one of the pictures- with a sort of stupid smily come hither look- and my conclusion is that she was probably a stupid hippy who thought she was safe because the animal would sense her inner peace or some BS like that..... or she might have also been too stupid to realize just how dangerous they are.
 

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Aenigma said:
Anyway, I saw the goofy look on her face in one of the pictures- with a sort of stupid smily come hither look- and my conclusion is that she was probably a stupid hippy who thought she was safe because the animal would sense her inner peace or some BS like that...... or she might have also been too stupid to realize just how dangerous they are.
Yeah you got to figure it's due to all the liberal kooky stuff in the news like, "save the polar bears! Global warming! bad, bad humans are destroying the nice, cuddly polar bears!" What a bunch of fools. The average person only gets the message that polar bears are like harmless little teddy bears, and not that they are carnivorious predators that have been known to even eat humans. It's kind of like with the common concept of chimps are 99.6% "human". No, they're vicious and wild animals. Plus women are stupid lol.
 

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haha man this topic is just terrible.
 

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Trying to understand this woman (or any woman), is like trying to understand why a dog chases it's own tail repeatedly, and even bites it. Now, there are educated, well behaved dogs, and rabies wild dogs.
 

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Aenigma said:
I don't know how long I can bear these bad puns.


Anyway, I saw the goofy look on her face in one of the pictures- with a sort of stupid smily come hither look- and my conclusion is that she was probably a stupid hippy who thought she was safe because the animal would sense her inner peace or some BS like that..... or she might have also been too stupid to realize just how dangerous they are.
You might have already seen this on Roissy's blog comments, but if not here ya go.......

http:/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPe2aDg6IZ0/

I couldn't tell whether or not he was serious until the "GET THIS FUKKIN ANIMAL OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!" part. Hahahahahahaha.....
 

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On the bright side, she now has a smaller arse thanks to a polar bear's bite! Now that's some quick weight loss program! Who says that spot reduction is a myth??
 

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you can see in the video the life ring thing break ahahhaa. She was so fat, the ring itself snapped into 2 pieces. Wow!

The bear must have been pissed! imagine all the fat he now cant eat.
 

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The life ring couldn't bear her weight. She bearly escaped from being eaten alive. I couldn't bear to watch the rest of the video. She was bearly nude by the time they saved her. That ripped cardigan might have bearly saved her life. Maybe she wanted to commit suicide after her boyfriend impregnated her since he went bearback with her. Or maybe she couldn't bear the current economic devastation and was working on a bet that would bearly give her enough money to pay off some bills.

What do I know? I bearly read the article.
 
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