When either of the women I'm currently living with come downstairs this early in the morning they both do the same thing: fem1 says "hey" and fem2 says "good morning Alicorn."
So can you tell me why I want to tell both of them to shut the **** up?
The other guy that lives here? He's a man, he doesn't say ****. Why do the *****es have to say anything at all? Do they not understand how tired I am and how my brain barely functions right about how and how ****ing desctracting that **** is. So distracting I can't even spell the goddamn word correctly.
Why can't women just please shut the **** up at 4-in-the-omg-wtf-am-I-doing-up morning.
Why do I think one day such bad habits on the part of women will one day get me killed?
"Good morning Alicorn"
****ING BANG A SNIPER JUST SHOT MY ****ING HEAD OFF WITH A MORTAR ROUND THAT HE LAUNCHED FROM THE HIP BECAUSE YOU GAVE AWAY MY ****ING POSITION BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ****ING NEED TO FEEL SOCIALLY CONNECTED YOU DUMB *****ES AND YOUR DUMB ****ING FEELINGS
If the sniper don't get me that's ok 'cuz here come the ****ing ninjas you just pissed off by saying something this ****ing early. In fact they made a temporary truce with their natural enemies, the pirates, and now here come the ****ing pirates to sodomize me with their ****ing cutlass swords.
So can you tell me why I want to tell both of them to shut the **** up?
The other guy that lives here? He's a man, he doesn't say ****. Why do the *****es have to say anything at all? Do they not understand how tired I am and how my brain barely functions right about how and how ****ing desctracting that **** is. So distracting I can't even spell the goddamn word correctly.
Why can't women just please shut the **** up at 4-in-the-omg-wtf-am-I-doing-up morning.
Why do I think one day such bad habits on the part of women will one day get me killed?
"Good morning Alicorn"
****ING BANG A SNIPER JUST SHOT MY ****ING HEAD OFF WITH A MORTAR ROUND THAT HE LAUNCHED FROM THE HIP BECAUSE YOU GAVE AWAY MY ****ING POSITION BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE ****ING NEED TO FEEL SOCIALLY CONNECTED YOU DUMB *****ES AND YOUR DUMB ****ING FEELINGS
If the sniper don't get me that's ok 'cuz here come the ****ing ninjas you just pissed off by saying something this ****ing early. In fact they made a temporary truce with their natural enemies, the pirates, and now here come the ****ing pirates to sodomize me with their ****ing cutlass swords.
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