Which of these times was I closest to losing my virgnity?

Where was I closest to getting laid?

  • Girl 1

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • Girl 2

    Votes: 8 44.4%
  • Girl 3

    Votes: 1 5.6%

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Demystify

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I know none of these are anywhere near sex, but I'm curious as to which of these three times were the closest, as in which one I had the most potential of getting laid.

Girl 1: I madeout with her at a bathroom at a party. She wrapped her legs around me as we were making out. This was probably the hottest makeout session I've had as well as the most massive erection I've gotten with a girl.

Girl 2: I madeout with her on a balcony at a party. She told me I didn't know how to kiss a girl but she still ended up showing me how and ended up grabbing my **** and let me put my hands on her vagina area.

Girl 3: I madeout with her in a booth at a bar. We shared drags of a cigarette as we locked tongues. This was probably the longest makeout session I've had and also probably had the most elaborate kiss interaction.
 

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All 3.

You should have just brought them back to your place with this: "Let's go back to my place/room/house."

If she's making out with you hardcore, she'll probably say yes.

If I had to pick one, I'd say girl 1 because it was at a party, party girls are usually pretty easy.
 

oakraiderz2

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Use your hands next time and you wont have to ask this question.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

thederekeffect1

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lmao @ better then dead. Mean and uncalled for, but still funny.

You had a good chance with both Girl 1 and Girl 2. Not so sure about Girl 3. If I had to choose, Girl 2. She obviously wanted something from you that was more then a make out session.
 

AKA FLEX

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Who cares? Until your thunder pole breaks through the hole, you're still a V. Go find Girl 4, spread her legs and go to town.
 

saber

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imo girl 2

When I was really bad with women I would always be pushing the makeout and completely out of the normal rythem/acting desperite compounded with inexperience....

When you start to make out with a chick stop after the first 3 seconds and then say...." what do you think your doing?" or "your not getting laid"

Then start flirting/talking with her but not making out a lot...


Which of these times were you having the most fun and being patient for the inevitable?
 

Juan_Man

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Definitely Girl #1 because you had her in a bathroom. Her legs were wrapped around your body. All you had to do was remove your belt.

Go find Girl #4!
 

Demystify

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betterthandead said:
You do know that incestual passion with your sister is disgusting.
Well, I don't get the joke and at any rate I don't have a sister so you got lucky.
 

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I'd say the bathroom chick, but remember to always wear a condom. A friend of mine got chylmedia from a ONS he met at a party.
 
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