WHERE to START ? -- A « VIRGIN-NOOB » NEEDS your HELP !

The_Schramm

New Member
Joined
Jun 28, 2014
Messages
1
Reaction score
0
Location
French-Canada ( Quebec )
INTRODUCTION

Hi. My name is Christian. I'm a 25 y.o. professional living in Montréal, Quebec.

Despite being an adept of Nautilus/HIT Training, and having successfully built - what most consider to be - a very handsome and sexy body...

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SINGLE ALL MY LIFE... AND, YES, I'M STILL A VIRGIN TOO...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 1

I've been ONLINE DATING for YEARS. On every website you can imagine ( Badoo, Plenty of Fish, Tinder, DoYouLookGood, etc. ).

Recently, I've tried another tactic... which almost worked !

Because, I have what most women would consider an « attractive body », I started taking selfies of me, almost completely naked... and posted it EVERYWHERE on FACEBOOK !

Chicks FINALLY started to add me... Some were living as far as 6 hours from me, but I DIDN'T CARE !

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 2

I started to CHAT with HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of girls. From everywhere within Quebec ( French-Canada )... I said to them that I was interested in meeting them... and I really didn't care how far they lived. As long as I had a place to stay and sleep, I was fine with it ! ---> For me, going there to meet them was like a week-end vacation for me !

Unfortunately... even if most were attracted to my pictures... only a very small number of girls finally were willing to meet me in real life.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 3

Every date started in almost the same way... and ended the same way too!
When the girl first met me, she would often say and wonder « how come no girl never wanted to be with you... Girls most have been crazy! »...

But, as the date progressed, the girl seemed less and less interested... After a few hours, the girl would almost always say... « Well I got to go now »...

And most, from then on, just start to ignore my messages on FaceBook and on their cellphones...

Very few even cared to answer « what they disliked in me » !

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 4: AN ANGEL CAME... SLEPT... AND REJECTED ME​

Last week-end. I almost met an Angel. We were talking on FaceBook about going camping together. She lived at 3 hours from me, but I didn't care...
She was such a Beauty. An Angel from Heaven.

Friday, after work, I get in my car... and drove to her father's house.
There, I arrived at midnight. The father - and her - were heavy smokers. The house was full of smoke...

I sit there and the father starts to talk with me...
In a very vulgar tone, he says that - he too - was single for a long time... And was tired of masturbating, but prefer to masturbate than to **** ugly *****es...
The daughter approved.

Then, her and me, left to her mother's trailer. There, we - she ! :rolleyes: - installed the tent... and we slept together the first night!

I was so shy... She was all naked and was holding me tight... She even took my hand and put it inside her *****... She was so beautiful; a real cutie :crazy:


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 5: THE AWAKENING​

When we got up, none of us have slept. We were sleeping directly on rocks and couldn't closed our eyes... She told me : « I hope you don't mind if I take some speed to speed me up ! »

I was somewhat shocked... since I am a non-drinker, non-smoker and never took drugs in my life... But I reply that I didn't mind!

Then the kids came and her mother too, out of the trailer...
We, each of the family, took a shower before starting our day...

Unfortunately, the mother left... and we were left obliged to take care of the children :eek:

So we took them inside my car... as we went to McDonald's... - with their dog too :mad: - ...
After we went to the river to swim, but I had to take care of the children all day long... I became a little annoy as the time went by, but tried not to show it that much.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 6 : THE DRUG_ADDICT

Later, we went back to the trailer for supper... and the mother had some trouble feeding us all... She and S. ( the girl who invited me ) were willing to eat less to feed me, but I refuse. They insisted, but I said I was not angry... and gave back half of my plate...
Finally, we all ate equally !


Later, we were in camping area, we met other people there.
Most people were impressed with me. I was her 100th guy she brought there, but I was the « best » they all told me...

Already, she seemed doubtful of a long-term relationship. « He's amazing... but he lives far too »

Than, we met with other of her friends... Some were smoking weed, other were taking speed... Other were sniffing coke. But ALL took massive quantities of alcohol !

No one, in the group, took as much drug, as my little angel though...
And she quickly was unable to walk.

She wanted more cigarettes, though, so she told a guy that she wanted to use her car. She told her that I would drive - since I never drink - and that she'll go buy cigarettes for everyone...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 7: SHE WANTS TO ****... in public!​

At the dep, in public, she started screaming she wanted sex... now!
When I told her that it was illegal in a public space. She replied « no it isn't »...

Finally we bought her cigarettes and left...

In the car, she was so sick.. She opened the door and vomitted on the main road... I wanted to stop, but she refused...

The next day, she told all that to her mom... Who didn't seem the least surprised.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
EPISODE 8 : THE END​

Finally we didn't ****ed... because she was sick as a horse...

The next morning, she was still dizzy... but her mood wasn't excellent...

Mine neither ! It was a terrible night for me... So, we were both, somewhat, in a bad mood...

As soon as the tent was un-installed, I decided to go back home...
She seemed sad and we hugged...

She's still my friend on FaceBook... but doesn't write to me much anymore...

When I insisted why, she just replied that too much was going on in her life ( her dog escaped which is true! ) and she doesn't have time to respond much...

---> She was such a Beauty... When she first saw me, she hold me tight and asked how could no girl ever wanted me ! She was clearly attracted by me... and wanted sex... Un fortunately, because of everything that happened, it never happened...

When I left, I was somewhat disappointed by this week-end... The kids, then the drugs, etc.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to return...

But, now, I'm think about it... and I SOOOO would like to go back there :(

I miss her SOOOO MUCHHHH... She was such an angel... but, like every girl that I met before... NO ONE ever WANTED to MEET ME for a 2nd TIME...


What am I doing so wrong ?

I need help !

Thanks !
 

Ghost.

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 24, 2014
Messages
11
Reaction score
0
Is this for real? seriously like is this **** for real?
 

Poop1337

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 2, 2014
Messages
208
Reaction score
18
Yes don't go around telling girls how hard you have it and that you're a virgin. Take this single mother drug addict who invites 100's of guys over off the pedestal. Also when a girl you want to have sex with wants to screw outside never say but that's illegal.
 
Top