Where to meet Fat/Ugly girls?

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What are the best places to meet fat/ugly chicks?

So far all I can think of are bars...but it may be pretty expensive
to go drink there everyday (even with a few shots of pre-drink).

Edit: Ok, perhaps not everyday...but at least a few days each week
 

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At local all-u-can eat buffet?
 

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Come to the midwest.
 

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The #1 predictor of obesity in the US as a demographic trait is being a Southern Baptist. The only fun in life they are allowed is eating.
 

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Head on up here in Michigan. Once you've arrived, your search will conclude.


Also, bring a vomit bucket
 

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cant believe no one said it yet but go online! craigslist and plenty of fish are infested with whales and elephants.
 

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Don't forget okcupid.com...good lord. And i don't think anyone has asked yet...but JESUS CHRIST MAN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, BIG WOMEN ARE HAZARD ZONES ON LEGS
 

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any free online dating service and/or a donut shop.
 

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San Jose California said:
All you need is to be real skinny with no arm muscle and they'll come to you.
funny cause its true. why does it always happen like that? cracks me up to see some 300 pound grenade with a dude that weighs all of 130 pounds soaking wet.
 

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Paintballguy said:
funny cause its true. why does it always happen like that? cracks me up to see some 300 pound grenade with a dude that weighs all of 130 pounds soaking wet.

We call that the perfect ten, because from a distance it looks like a 1 and 0.
 

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Almost choked to death from laughing. ^^^^
 

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Paintballguy said:
funny cause its true. why does it always happen like that? cracks me up to see some 300 pound grenade with a dude that weighs all of 130 pounds soaking wet.
There's some theory that human are attracted to their opposite body type...so small women want large guys and large women want skinny guys.

I don't think its true. What I think is that even a guy who keeps in shape has to settle for a fatty because of the rampant obesity in the states. There simply aren't enough thin women to go around. What's worse is that these chunky/chubby women will NOT lower their standards and still can demand in-shape males.

Its hard not to be jaded when your an intelligent male in the U.S.
 

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TIC said:
There simply aren't enough thin women to go around. What's worse is that these chunky/chubby women will NOT lower their standards and still can demand in-shape males.
TIC, i don't believe its so much the fat women won't lower their standards, i think its more some guys just don't give a damn as long as it has a vag in the middle...somewhere...way down deep.

I knew a guy who was pretty popular with the ladies, then he starts seeing this really big girl. I asked him about it one day. I simply said that i have seen him with way better chicks, what makes her so special.

He told me she was down to do anything.

I dunno.
 

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Warrior74 said:
Walmart can fill all of your uggo/fatty needs
Beat me to it. I was gonna say seen a couple war pigs in Target's too.
 

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Penkitten: Maybe if you eat tons of food, and bulk up. Then, have a tractor trailer run over your face... this guy will ask you for your number!

hehehehe
 
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