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Where do you find funny girls?
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rgeere
Master Don Juan
The funny farm; it's all the rage now ...
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Comedy improvisation classes.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
There is no such a thing!
California Love
Master Don Juan
It's hella hard to find em and impossible if you try looking. They just happen by you every now and then.
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
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TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Do ya'll know that blonde chick on VH1. She's always on that show about the 90's. I want to marry that broad.
Donald Kaufman
Don Juan
Funny girls are everywhere. Especially if you set a good frame that is easy to be funny in.
Funny and extremely attractive girls are picked up as quickly as they become available.
If you just want to be entertained like they were a clown to amuse you allow your physical appearance requirements to sag and take a look around.
The other option is to find a "queen of the nerds" type. Much under-rated group.
Funny and extremely attractive girls are picked up as quickly as they become available.
If you just want to be entertained like they were a clown to amuse you allow your physical appearance requirements to sag and take a look around.
The other option is to find a "queen of the nerds" type. Much under-rated group.
Delta
Master Don Juan
usually,
a sense of humor is developed as a compensation device... whether in men or women. listen to the routines of almost EVERY comic out there.... they don't tell funny tales about what it's like to be on the prowl as a dj... it's almost always about the turmoil of being a lowly afc.
a similar phenomena leads to a rather dangerous situation where many movies and books are written by afc's (who have the time for introspection and the thinking of interesting thoughts cuz they're not out fvcking hot chicks) and so the movies depict afc life but the lead roles are played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves. and unfortunately, the logic of the movie's happy ending often relies on the fact that the lead is played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves.
and afc's in the audience think thoughts like... hey, it worked for THEM! ....
basically, it's the same phenom as when the ugly duckling in movies is played by the super hot chick actress just wearing horn rimmed glasses and pig tails until the transformation into the swan happens.
and fat chicks everywhere think, 'hey, if i just be myself, men will love me as i am!'
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i find that wildly unattractive women are pretty damn funny.
fat chicks are a blast.
i suspect that attractive women with a good sense of humor must've been truly unattractive at some point in their early lives.
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personally, i'd much rather a chick bring me to screaming, spurting orgasm rather than 'ENTERTAIN' me. i got comedy central after all....
hey, but that's just me.
delta
a sense of humor is developed as a compensation device... whether in men or women. listen to the routines of almost EVERY comic out there.... they don't tell funny tales about what it's like to be on the prowl as a dj... it's almost always about the turmoil of being a lowly afc.
a similar phenomena leads to a rather dangerous situation where many movies and books are written by afc's (who have the time for introspection and the thinking of interesting thoughts cuz they're not out fvcking hot chicks) and so the movies depict afc life but the lead roles are played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves. and unfortunately, the logic of the movie's happy ending often relies on the fact that the lead is played by the likes of brad pitt and keanu reeves.
and afc's in the audience think thoughts like... hey, it worked for THEM! ....
basically, it's the same phenom as when the ugly duckling in movies is played by the super hot chick actress just wearing horn rimmed glasses and pig tails until the transformation into the swan happens.
and fat chicks everywhere think, 'hey, if i just be myself, men will love me as i am!'
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i find that wildly unattractive women are pretty damn funny.
fat chicks are a blast.
i suspect that attractive women with a good sense of humor must've been truly unattractive at some point in their early lives.
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personally, i'd much rather a chick bring me to screaming, spurting orgasm rather than 'ENTERTAIN' me. i got comedy central after all....
hey, but that's just me.
delta
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Delta has a point there.
Ever heard of the 'ugly-duckling' syndrome...?
It's when chicks don't become 'hot' until later in their teens, mainly after hs/in college. Since, they were ugly during those crucial years where popularity and looks meant everything, they were froced to develop a personality just to get by, since they couldnt get by with their looks. Those chicks are a catch, they are hot and actually have a personality.
But the best type of chicks are the ones mentioned WITH low selfesteem. :drool: They're hot, funny and don't think the world of themselves. If you find one of those, you truly have lucked out my friend.
Ever heard of the 'ugly-duckling' syndrome...?
It's when chicks don't become 'hot' until later in their teens, mainly after hs/in college. Since, they were ugly during those crucial years where popularity and looks meant everything, they were froced to develop a personality just to get by, since they couldnt get by with their looks. Those chicks are a catch, they are hot and actually have a personality.
But the best type of chicks are the ones mentioned WITH low selfesteem. :drool: They're hot, funny and don't think the world of themselves. If you find one of those, you truly have lucked out my friend.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Try gay district movie theaters that play re-runs 
my e/x was exactly this way only thing that seperated us was distance. during school she was a little overweight and not very attractive but holy shyt did she blossom into a hot HB8.5
we were best friends up until the point where i decided to date and tha twas 5 years into our friendship.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
OK, Barbera Streissand?