Where 2 Fvck A Girl If You Live With Parents?

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I have a girl that's really into me. We're still in the text exchanging stage right now, but I think I've build enough rapport/interest that she be expecting to be sex up on the first date.

Problem right now is that I just moved back home to my parent's house as I'm planning on going to grad school soon and want to save some money. I can't take her back home to their house because frankly, it's already kind of embarrassing to just mention it. Plus family would not approve.

Where else can I take her if not home? She's got an apartment. I know we can go back to her place, but how would I suggest that in a smooth way?
 

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oh brother, you sound like you havent had much experience on this department

listen, If you are cool with the idea of sleeping somewhere else, she will be ok with...

you have to be comfortable when you talk about it. She will go along. I live with my parents, and I tell women that we have to go somewhere else (her house, the car, or get a room at a motel for couple hours)

the key is in how you say this to her, If you act insecure about it or hesitant, she will get weirded out and start thinking, so make jokes about it and enjoy...

do suggest going to her place :)
 

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If it's virtual sex then you could do it right in the living room!


Seriously though, inside a car is very romantic. A motel room could do as well, but not as romatic.
 

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If and when you finally go out with her (note: get off the texting already!!), play it simple. Ask her, "so, what does your apartment look like?" Once she starts describing it, play dumb: "hmm, can't quite picture it in my head..." If she's DTF, she'll say something like, "Well, would you care to see it?"

You'd be amazed how much stuff girls will allow to happen if you just bring it up :)
 

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headFirst said:
do it in your room. just do it quietly.. Quiet sex is better than no sex..

Do you think your parents don't F*ck with you around or something?
Exactly.
 

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backseatjuan said:
If it's virtual sex then you could do it right in the living room!


Seriously though, inside a car is very romantic. A motel room could do as well, but not as romatic.
strong username to post correlation
 

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pipe007 said:
oh brother, you sound like you havent had much experience on this department

listen, If you are cool with the idea of sleeping somewhere else, she will be ok with...

you have to be comfortable when you talk about it. She will go along. I live with my parents, and I tell women that we have to go somewhere else (her house, the car, or get a room at a motel for couple hours)

the key is in how you say this to her, If you act insecure about it or hesitant, she will get weirded out and start thinking, so make jokes about it and enjoy...

do suggest going to her place :)
any more advice on this? i can use help here too as i live at home and just assume most women will be turned off once i tell them i live at home. it actually holds me back quite a bit, i often feel like there is no point even trying as long as i dont have my own place.
 

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i mean this chick im talking to from OKC lives at home and i live at home too so it doesnt bother us but im still kinda concerned on where we're gonna smash at. looks like motel or back of the car
 

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foreverAFC said:
any more advice on this? i can use help here too as i live at home and just assume most women will be turned off once i tell them i live at home. it actually holds me back quite a bit, i often feel like there is no point even trying as long as i dont have my own place.
Look, if she asks just be honest about why you live at home. With this current economy chicks are more reasonable about it than you'd think.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Sneak it quietly if you can.

If not, try a parked car. (Assuming one of you drives.)

A park. (Beware of legal consequences though)

At a party you both attended (People bang at parties all the time, find an empty room, or a bathroom.)

At the beach (Again, there could be legal consequences)

Buy a hotel room for the night (If you know it's a for sure thing)

This is all the same sh!t I did when I was younger. I'd say most of my hook-ups were at parties though. I was drunk and didn't really care where it happened. I've banged a lot of girls, and most of them weren't in very classy places.

I think your best bet is just going back to her apartment. Go on a date/club, whatever.. have a good time, and then when then night starts to end just say "We should go back to your place." Simple as that.

-Scars
 

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If she's into you like you say she is then just suggesting going back to her place once you guys are already out having fun will be no problem. Just figure out the right time and say "let's go back to your place and have a couple drinks/smoke/watch a movie", or whatever it is you guys are into. She won't hesitate to say ok.

A good timeis when you start kissing her back at your/her car. At that point you can prolly even escalate to fvcking right there in the car
 

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dude.. i ****ed a girl who came over for the night. then in the morning I went to work, came back after, ****ed her again then went out. she just left to go to the train station..

i felt bad. but meh

so if i can do it. surely you sir can **** her at your place
 
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