Now everyone knows that chicks love money. We also know that chicks love mystery.
I'm getting real good at spotting gold diggers lately. Hell its not that hard, there are so many of them.
So next time you sense that chick you are DJing is a total gold digger try this.
Her: So what do you do?
The idea is for her to think that you are lying - cuz you are. So look up as though you are thinking of something to make up. Now she's expecting you to say something prestigious like most chumps do when they brag/lie about their jobs to women.
You: (Smiling coyly) I'm a Garbage man.
Her: (Laughing, knows you're lying) No you're not.
You can milk this for whatever laughter you can get out of the subject. Maybe tell her sarcastically that you love new and interesting smells, or you are on a mission to clean up the world.
Anyway after the laughter ends follow up with...
You: Actually I never tell people what it is I do.
Her: Why?
You: Because I want people to like me for me, not my money.
Now you've given her two things. The impression that you have lots of money, and mystery as to what it is you do.
If she pressures you any more keep her guessing but eventually tell her you are in "Business"
(Notice you haven't told any real *lies* here. You didn't actually say you had money. She WANTS to think you have money. And you ARE in "business". Hell I'm always busy.)
I'm usually dressed pretty sharp so when I tell chicks I'm a Garbage man they just know I'm lying and the whole thing plays out perfectly. I've used this about a dozen times and its usually raises her IL nicely. A couple times the chicks actually turned out to be real stalkers. I hate gold diggers and have no sympathy for their ways.
If they want to f*ck me because they think I have money then I have no remorse in dumping them when I'm done.
I'm getting real good at spotting gold diggers lately. Hell its not that hard, there are so many of them.
So next time you sense that chick you are DJing is a total gold digger try this.Her: So what do you do?
The idea is for her to think that you are lying - cuz you are. So look up as though you are thinking of something to make up. Now she's expecting you to say something prestigious like most chumps do when they brag/lie about their jobs to women.
You: (Smiling coyly) I'm a Garbage man.
Her: (Laughing, knows you're lying) No you're not.
You can milk this for whatever laughter you can get out of the subject. Maybe tell her sarcastically that you love new and interesting smells, or you are on a mission to clean up the world.
Anyway after the laughter ends follow up with...
You: Actually I never tell people what it is I do.
Her: Why?
You: Because I want people to like me for me, not my money.
Now you've given her two things. The impression that you have lots of money, and mystery as to what it is you do.
If she pressures you any more keep her guessing but eventually tell her you are in "Business"
(Notice you haven't told any real *lies* here. You didn't actually say you had money. She WANTS to think you have money. And you ARE in "business". Hell I'm always busy.)
I'm usually dressed pretty sharp so when I tell chicks I'm a Garbage man they just know I'm lying and the whole thing plays out perfectly. I've used this about a dozen times and its usually raises her IL nicely. A couple times the chicks actually turned out to be real stalkers. I hate gold diggers and have no sympathy for their ways.
If they want to f*ck me because they think I have money then I have no remorse in dumping them when I'm done.
