Dhoulmagus
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This girl I'm trolling literally has more options than some of the biggest pucci killers I know. In addition, one of them is an 8 hour distance LDR right now because the post-college life is hard for single lol. I knew this girl was going to be fat, but I was planning on getting heavily intoxicated if her fatness was bearable. I get there and her body has been so ballooned from heavy binge drinking that her head is disproportionally smaller. I immediately tell her I will be driving home, so I will not be drinking that much tonight. She tells me that I'm not driving back with a grin lol. I sit and play drinking games with her and her guy roommate and it is just awkward af. This girl can barely hold a conversation that doesn't involve going out or her dog. I start to contemplate to immediately bolt past her out the door and drive away, but I fear this girl could take me down if she wanted to. I am 6ft 2 and I can rep 225 8 times with 3 sets, so that should tell you how big this girl is. I manage to come up with an excuse that my friend is contemplating suicide, so I have to leave to keep him from killing himself. She doesn't buy the excuse, but her roommate does and I manage to get out of there thanks to him lol.
This is hilarious. I literally have to alter my personality, workout, acquire money, and etc just to have a chance of a woman even showing a hint of interest. Yet, woman can be fat and awkward as hell and still manage to find a partner. The game is screwed and I advise every male to boycott women until the demand for **** raises to our favor.
This is hilarious. I literally have to alter my personality, workout, acquire money, and etc just to have a chance of a woman even showing a hint of interest. Yet, woman can be fat and awkward as hell and still manage to find a partner. The game is screwed and I advise every male to boycott women until the demand for **** raises to our favor.