When girls won't shut the fvck up.

[Ashlee Angel]

I know I am not the only man who has to deal with women not shutting the fvck up.

It's like they plan to have moments when they just run at the mouth.

Some of the times are during the football or basketball game. Or when I am watching T.V and a real good part comes on during the movie and they make me miss it.


You learn the DJ stuff and they teach how to be a gentlemen. By asking questions like "How are you" and " How was your day"?

That sh!t is just another excuss for women to go on and on about NOTHING.

Men and women are diffrent about somethings. Story telling is one. Most men when asked how their day was. They will say something short and to the point.

Example

Woman- "How was your day honey"?

Man- " It was cool, I went to work I almost got caught being late from lunch and then I went to play basket ball".

Example 2

Man- " How was your day baby".

Woman- " Well I was ragging and I had cramps. I seen jenny that b1tch I hate her. My friend katie hasn't called me back and it makes feel like she doesn't care about our relationship. My dog is sick and I hope he doesn't die.

On and on it doesn't stop. They talk about all these emotions and feelings they should just get on with the fvcking story .SH!T.

It makes me want to go shoot myself.

It makes me think if I get married I have to deal with this sh!t no stop everyday for the rest of my life.

 

[BobbDobbs]

"It makes me think if I get married I have to deal with this sh!t no stop everyday for the rest of my life."

Give the man a cigar!

 

[icepick]

Ha ha ha! Never ask a woman how her day was unless you have 3 hours to spare!

Best thing I have found, is to listen to them for a bit, and then change the subject by EXCLAIMING something:

"JEEZUS CHRIST! I thought I told him to PUT THAT AWAY!" as you stomp off angry with the ashtray that YOU left on the table. Walk back into the room, complaining about your roomate for a while. You have the floor now, change it to an interesting topic.

"blah, blah, blah, blah...blah, blah, blah, blah...."

"HOLY SH*T, that reminds me, I gotta do some homework!" Get your homework, open up your book, start to read, and then watch the basketball game for the next two hours. Whenever she starts a conversation, ask her a question from your text:

"blah, blah, bl..."

"HEY! Do you think the supply curve of an exhaustible natural resource market is elasic or not? I think it should be elastic, but I am not quite sure, what do you think?"

Of course, this stuff fails alot, so as a last resort:

hold head in hands letting the blood drip from your ears on to the floor, and cry.

 

[Kwah]

If your watching something you really dont want to miss do what I do. Keep a blank tape in your VCR and if she starts yapping just hit record and then turn off the TV. You wont miss your show and she can whine for 20 or 30 minutes and then keep her mouth occupied with other more important things while you watch the tape you just made.

Works like a charm.

 

[DreamyChick]

Originally posted by Kwah
If your watching something you really dont want to miss do what I do. Keep a blank tape in your VCR and if she starts yapping just hit record and then turn off the TV. You wont miss your show and she can whine for 20 or 30 minutes and then keep her mouth occupied with other more important things while you watch the tape you just made.

Works like a charm.

I like this suggestion Hey at least pretend to care right?

 

[dionysius_d]

the magic part was the turning off the tv and giving full attention.. some people will do anything for full attention.

 

[Bungo Pony]

It's usually pretty easy to identify the really yappy women when you have conversation with them. I always made it a point to avoid them.

I had one instance where this chick kept on yakkin about how much she hates this other chick. I got absolutely sick of listening and interrupted her with "Goddam you ramble a lot!!!"

Her immediate response: "I'm sorry" and she shut the hell up. I don't think she's ever heard that from a man. Nice guys will let women chatter away, even when it's incredibly annoying.