Intro:
Take this as a mini-field report and some observations I made in passing. It looks long, but it really isn't. I try to break up the paragraphs to make things easy on the eyes. Anyways, read it all and you're a real topcat. Grazi, enjoy!
Last night, after a little rinky-dink carnival sponsored by a school, my friend agreed to take me, another dude, and some chick home. We drop the chick off first, and she invites us into her house cuz my non-driving, AMOG friend wanted to add some lime to his alcoholic beverage.
In we go!
Now this girl isn't what I call classically beautiful...she's not ugly, but nothing about her immediately jumped out at me. She's definitely got Latino blood in her... dark skin, jet black hair... other than that, she is skinny and in fact her teeth are crooked in places.
I walked into her house reluctantly cuz it was getting late and I was ready to head home. But I didn't want to be rude, so I listlessly participated in the conversations going on. She introduced me and my two pals to 'alcholic cherries,' which is a funny-tasting concoction of a jar of cherries and vodka.
Her refridgerator was plastered with a bunch of small magnetic words; you can move the words around to create sentences. Just a few of the sentences I found... "Insane intimacy" "Grab his ugly father's nuts" and some other really perverted things that made me chuckle.
I moved over to the fridge because I really wasn't digging the conversation anymore. One of my friends headed outside to talk to his g/f on the phone (he's a touch AFC), but me, K, and AMOG had fun making sentences with the word magnets. She laughed at some of the sick sentences I was creating and even appended them for me. It's around this time that I got blindsided...
I can't put my finger on exactly what it was about her, and it's driving me nuts. The way she carried herself... very coy and shy but still open and vulnerable. She casually leaned on me from time to time, and when she bent down to get some words from the lower half of the refridgerator, her long hair brushed my arm and my face.
That mysterious "something" about her set off a chain reaction.
While she was down there searching for words, my mind said "fukk you" to logic and began to imagine her giving me head.
Finally when everyone went to talking again, her eyes caught me knocked me back. They were very large and had a feminine curvature to them. Deep, deep honey-brown eyes. Also...the whole night we were at the carnival I failed to notice that she was wearing a sleeveless shirt with a plunging V in it!
Oh...my...goodness. lol Cleavage heaven my friends
Her tits were just amazing, and as I said, I started noticing all this about her in an instant, during a period of about 30 minutes. I began to imagine her with no clothes, and I could see that she was obviously getting bored at AMOG's baseball war stories, so I asked her what she was doing the next day.
She said she was going to prom, then the next day she was going to work. I asked where at. She tells me "Ma's Pizzeria." And I'm like "OMG! NO! That place fukkin' rocks!!" Because it does. Looking back, my enthusiasm was made all the more believable by the t-shirt I was wearing which sported the Italian flag on the front. Well, tomorrow, she's gonna hook up me and my friends with a shytload of pizza for a very small fee.
I was really into her at this point and I noticed a painting on her wall that I thought was really cool. "Whoa, who painted that?" I asked. "Oh that's mine." "Ah, cool, nice use of perspective, I like it!" Her: "Haha, thanks. Let me show you my artwork!"
Weeeeee
She seemed to be really proud of herself as we made our way to her room. She showed us the various art hanging up in her room. My 2 friends quickly got off the topic of her art and started blabbing on about something or other, so I went over to her movie collection to check out what she had. She had good enough taste in flicks. I was leaning over the back of a chair to get a good glimpse of them, when she reaches around my chest and tells me with a giggle, "Come on" and we go back into the living room.
AMOG tickled her before we left and she was responsive to that, but fukk him. He thinks he's Wonder-Player and that HE can instruct ME in the fine arts of pimpology. But he never has any long-term relationships b/c he gets whipped easily and unwittingly glides into the friendzone b/c he is too fukkin friendly.
AHEM
K gives me a big hug and says "It was nice hanging out with you, Duke!!" Hm, she used my name. When people like you a lot, they call you by name. Either they like you or they're trying to sell you something. I reply, "Yeah, you too...K." Heh, I had to think of her name cuz before those 30 minutes, I didn't feel the need to remember it.
To surmise for you lazy-ass bastards that scrolled down here (just read it all already!!):
I previously was NOT interested in this girl
SOMTHING drew me to her... What? I do not know.
I learned a bit about her as a PERSON, her interests and hobbies
In turn, I liked her more because of our common views on things
She did a painting of Buddha! How cool is that?!
As I saw her as more likeable, I began to notice her feminine charms
The way she carried herself and casual kino attracted me to her more
I feel like I got ambushed. I feel as if I SHOULDN'T like this girl, but I do.
And she's hooking me up with a 2 dollar large pizza tomorrow for lunch. OMFG ONEITUS
Haha, psyche. I got other girls on my mind to keep me busy. BUT I pose a few questions to you, the reader:
1. Have you ever been knocked off-balance by an average girl? Did you question why?
2. If so, what do you think is this "indescribable quality" that made her attractive to you?
I'm sorry I couldn't make this more mechanical or more logical, and I know I'll sound like a love-struck AFC to some of the do-gooders around here, but thats not the case. My perceptions of a rather average looking girl were destroyed in a matter of minutes. A girl I originally rated a 6.7 on the HB scale jumped mysteriously to an 8.3. A fluke? I dunno.
For what it's worth, I'll admit that a girl's looks mean a lot to me. So I feel like I'm not being congruent with myself. But at the same time that supposed 'average looking' girl now seems genuinely hot to me.
Does anyone have any ideas about this? Can anyone explain it? It's the weirdest thing.
Take this as a mini-field report and some observations I made in passing. It looks long, but it really isn't. I try to break up the paragraphs to make things easy on the eyes. Anyways, read it all and you're a real topcat. Grazi, enjoy!
Last night, after a little rinky-dink carnival sponsored by a school, my friend agreed to take me, another dude, and some chick home. We drop the chick off first, and she invites us into her house cuz my non-driving, AMOG friend wanted to add some lime to his alcoholic beverage.
In we go!
Now this girl isn't what I call classically beautiful...she's not ugly, but nothing about her immediately jumped out at me. She's definitely got Latino blood in her... dark skin, jet black hair... other than that, she is skinny and in fact her teeth are crooked in places.
I walked into her house reluctantly cuz it was getting late and I was ready to head home. But I didn't want to be rude, so I listlessly participated in the conversations going on. She introduced me and my two pals to 'alcholic cherries,' which is a funny-tasting concoction of a jar of cherries and vodka.
Her refridgerator was plastered with a bunch of small magnetic words; you can move the words around to create sentences. Just a few of the sentences I found... "Insane intimacy" "Grab his ugly father's nuts" and some other really perverted things that made me chuckle.
I moved over to the fridge because I really wasn't digging the conversation anymore. One of my friends headed outside to talk to his g/f on the phone (he's a touch AFC), but me, K, and AMOG had fun making sentences with the word magnets. She laughed at some of the sick sentences I was creating and even appended them for me. It's around this time that I got blindsided...
I can't put my finger on exactly what it was about her, and it's driving me nuts. The way she carried herself... very coy and shy but still open and vulnerable. She casually leaned on me from time to time, and when she bent down to get some words from the lower half of the refridgerator, her long hair brushed my arm and my face.
That mysterious "something" about her set off a chain reaction.
While she was down there searching for words, my mind said "fukk you" to logic and began to imagine her giving me head.
Finally when everyone went to talking again, her eyes caught me knocked me back. They were very large and had a feminine curvature to them. Deep, deep honey-brown eyes. Also...the whole night we were at the carnival I failed to notice that she was wearing a sleeveless shirt with a plunging V in it!
Oh...my...goodness. lol Cleavage heaven my friends
Her tits were just amazing, and as I said, I started noticing all this about her in an instant, during a period of about 30 minutes. I began to imagine her with no clothes, and I could see that she was obviously getting bored at AMOG's baseball war stories, so I asked her what she was doing the next day.
She said she was going to prom, then the next day she was going to work. I asked where at. She tells me "Ma's Pizzeria." And I'm like "OMG! NO! That place fukkin' rocks!!" Because it does. Looking back, my enthusiasm was made all the more believable by the t-shirt I was wearing which sported the Italian flag on the front. Well, tomorrow, she's gonna hook up me and my friends with a shytload of pizza for a very small fee.
I was really into her at this point and I noticed a painting on her wall that I thought was really cool. "Whoa, who painted that?" I asked. "Oh that's mine." "Ah, cool, nice use of perspective, I like it!" Her: "Haha, thanks. Let me show you my artwork!"
Weeeeee
She seemed to be really proud of herself as we made our way to her room. She showed us the various art hanging up in her room. My 2 friends quickly got off the topic of her art and started blabbing on about something or other, so I went over to her movie collection to check out what she had. She had good enough taste in flicks. I was leaning over the back of a chair to get a good glimpse of them, when she reaches around my chest and tells me with a giggle, "Come on" and we go back into the living room.
AMOG tickled her before we left and she was responsive to that, but fukk him. He thinks he's Wonder-Player and that HE can instruct ME in the fine arts of pimpology. But he never has any long-term relationships b/c he gets whipped easily and unwittingly glides into the friendzone b/c he is too fukkin friendly.
AHEM
K gives me a big hug and says "It was nice hanging out with you, Duke!!" Hm, she used my name. When people like you a lot, they call you by name. Either they like you or they're trying to sell you something. I reply, "Yeah, you too...K." Heh, I had to think of her name cuz before those 30 minutes, I didn't feel the need to remember it.
To surmise for you lazy-ass bastards that scrolled down here (just read it all already!!):
I previously was NOT interested in this girl
SOMTHING drew me to her... What? I do not know.
I learned a bit about her as a PERSON, her interests and hobbies
In turn, I liked her more because of our common views on things
She did a painting of Buddha! How cool is that?!
As I saw her as more likeable, I began to notice her feminine charms
The way she carried herself and casual kino attracted me to her more
I feel like I got ambushed. I feel as if I SHOULDN'T like this girl, but I do.
And she's hooking me up with a 2 dollar large pizza tomorrow for lunch. OMFG ONEITUS
Haha, psyche. I got other girls on my mind to keep me busy. BUT I pose a few questions to you, the reader:
1. Have you ever been knocked off-balance by an average girl? Did you question why?
2. If so, what do you think is this "indescribable quality" that made her attractive to you?
I'm sorry I couldn't make this more mechanical or more logical, and I know I'll sound like a love-struck AFC to some of the do-gooders around here, but thats not the case. My perceptions of a rather average looking girl were destroyed in a matter of minutes. A girl I originally rated a 6.7 on the HB scale jumped mysteriously to an 8.3. A fluke? I dunno.
For what it's worth, I'll admit that a girl's looks mean a lot to me. So I feel like I'm not being congruent with myself. But at the same time that supposed 'average looking' girl now seems genuinely hot to me.
Does anyone have any ideas about this? Can anyone explain it? It's the weirdest thing.
