when a girl asks you to do her laundry, and more

[panamericantraveller]

I could not find any reference to this situation with this girl I have who I want to bang. She is my second cousin and I have known her for many years. We lived together while in college with other roomates and never had any sexual encounters. She moved out about a year ago and we see each other once a month or so. My main question revolves around her laundry. She asked me if I would do her laundry for her one day and dropped the stuff off at my house. Included in the laundry were her panties, bras, etc. I did it for her. She comes over once in a while to talk. One day, she showed up unannounced, and we ended up sitting on my bed looking for places to rent. I had the laptop on my lap on the bed, and her leg was touching mine. I laid back and she started using the mouse pad on the computer that was right by my crotch area. I felt like she was sending me a message. Another time she came over and we were sitting at opposite ends of the couch. We started talking about roulette and she scooted over to show me how to play on her phone... rubbing up against my arm and leg sort of leaning in to show me. I don't know about this one. Maybe you guys need more info... I am just trying to figure out if I can bang her, but she is my second cousin (not related at all) and if I mess up and make a move or read her wrong, I am afraid I will be embarrassed every time we go to family stuff... or maybe she will tell someone in the family. Please advise.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I could not find any reference to this situation with this girl I have who I want to bang. She is my second cousin and I have known her for many years. We lived together while in college with other roomates and never had any sexual encounters. She moved out about a year ago and we see each other once a month or so. My main question revolves around her laundry. She asked me if I would do her laundry for her one day and dropped the stuff off at my house. Included in the laundry were her panties, bras, etc. I did it for her. She comes over once in a while to talk. One day, she showed up unannounced, and we ended up sitting on my bed looking for places to rent. I had the laptop on my lap on the bed, and her leg was touching mine. I laid back and she started using the mouse pad on the computer that was right by my crotch area. I felt like she was sending me a message. Another time she came over and we were sitting at opposite ends of the couch. We started talking about roulette and she scooted over to show me how to play on her phone... rubbing up against my arm and leg sort of leaning in to show me. I don't know about this one. Maybe you guys need more info... I am just trying to figure out if I can bang her, but she is my second cousin (not related at all) and if I mess up and make a move or read her wrong, I am afraid I will be embarrassed every time we go to family stuff... or maybe she will tell someone in the family. Please advise.

You sniffed your cousins panties before tossing them in the wash didn't you. :yes: Don't lie to us Cletus.

 

[VladPatton]

Fundamentally speaking, put a halt on the desire to fück your relatives. Unless she's paying you, stop the laundry washing as well.

 

[panamericantraveller]

She is not related, it is not really a cousin. OK... so, no, I had the self-control to sustain my panty sniffing desires... pretty funny joke though.

What is the deal with the asking a guy to do her laundry? I am thinking it is one of two things (1) She wants to bang me. or (2) She trusts me (not to sniff her panties or (3) She wanted me to sniff her panties.

She asked me to share an apartment with her (another detail I didn't add). This was the same episode where she was using the mousepad on the computer when my penis was mere inches away. We were on my bed, and she moved closer. Often times our eyes lock and she looks like she wants to **** me.


What I am asking for is advice on "warm plays" to use to make a move on her... see if she reads into it. I know I should be direct, but being that our families are very close, I do not want to get everybody talking in the family, even though I do not think she is the type to talk. I am 30 she is 26. She always asks about my girlfriend when she comes over too. And I ask about her relationship and she says "It's OK" and does not really ever elaborate on anything. She always has a minor bad thing to say about her boyfriend, but looks me in the eyes, and plays with her hair. I hope this gives more phyc info for you psychoanalytical types.

Thanks

 

[Married Buried]

I would say

"Sure I will do your laundry".

Then I would urinate on her pile of clothes when she isn't looking.

Leave the premises.

 

[panamericantraveller]

That was the dumbest thing I've heard all night Malice... too dumb to analyze a situation? Gotta make a joke because you don't know wtf to do in this situation... that explains why never in the history of the Internet, has the "what does it mean if a hot chick you think wants to bang you asks you to do her laundry?" question that has plagued man for so long. Let's see if you come up with something of substance.

 

[Married Buried]

That was the dumbest thing I've heard all night Malice... too dumb to analyze a situation? Gotta make a joke because you don't know wtf to do in this situation... that explains why never in the history of the Internet, has the "what does it mean if a hot chick you think wants to bang you asks you to do her laundry?" question that has plagued man for so long. Let's see if you come up with something of substance.

I really would do that. Because if a girl asks you to do laundry and you accept, it's like you are her b!tch. Show her you are the man and won't put up with it.