What's your take on escorts?

Shivastorm_88

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I've always wanted to hire an escort, not for the lack of sex (I can hook up rather easily using online web sites), but just for the experience. Have you guys already tried it? What did you think?
 

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For the experience? No offense, but that's like saying I want to pick up a chick with an std just for the experience.
Why scrape bottom if you don't need to?
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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I don't find anything wrong in doing what men have been doing from millennia.
Its much more in our nature than listening at something we dont feel any interest in, waste our time doing stuff we dont enjoy and overpaying alchool in overcrowded places, yet who here didnt do any of that to get laid?

What you really want is let your instinct to be set free for once, just pay for what you want with no bullsh1t or mindfvck around, nothing wrong with that if you feel the need to.

I know for sure that when I'll be retired unless I'll have a loving family, I'll hit escorts quite often.
 

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love 'em. Some of the most interesting people you'll ever meet.
 

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How would you go about it without getting arrested? In the us.a.
 

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its pretty easy these days, there are websites like myredbook.com where escorts post ads and prices and people who have seen them can leave them reviews so you know you arent walking into some kind of a trap, its possible to find decent looking escorts who will let you bang them for 15-20 minutes for $80-$120 at their hotel room, i have a friend who uses the site occasionally and he has banged some decent looking escorts for cheap and has always had a good time, just make sure to see well reviewed escorts and wear a rubber

face it not everyone can be a don juan or ladies man, sometimes you just need to have some fun, nothing wrong with buying a bottle and getting drunk in the hotel parking lot before you go upstairs and fck some wh0re
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

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My friend is full blown in to escorts, he got out of a relationship. He lives by escorts, he says in the end you pay anyway. Which is true. He doesn't buy one every day. I guess it has its pros and cons
 

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I would rather buy sum new hockey gear and or put the $$ towards a vacation.
 

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Charlie sheen has said, he pays for them to leave him alone....I get girls.. .i like the younger ones, but really I have no discrimination....and with girls I'm seeing,its no big deal to just go pick up some food and bang....but I am curious as to how freaky escorts are in bed.do they ride you like a rodeo, etc...or just sit there. I mean...I have received the best bjs and the best gyration, but its not that common
 

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The good ones will make you think twice about whether she was really into it or was she just acting.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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Just make sure she's not an undercover cop. Man that would be a nightmre
 

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Whats different from the last Ho's you been fvkcing!?
 

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Hit em and hit em often. But remember you get what you oay for. Best prevention from getting arrested is having them come to you. Be sure you have a clear understanding of how much time you are getting before you hand over the monies.
 

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If you're old or handicapped I completely understand it. Have at it boys.

If you're young and there's nothing wrong with you physically or mentally...dude, dude.

If you can't earn it on your own due to laziness you don't deserve it.
 
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