What's Your Standards???

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I work with my ex girlfriend who was really cool. She has a decent looking face but her teeth are fvcked. Would any of you guys get with a girl with fvcked up teeth. Nobody ever forgets me so I know she know my name. I'm TheBlacktyphoon.
 

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Standards, what's that?
Anyway, I like what somebody here said awhile back, that they use the binary system. Either you will fvck them (1), or you won't (0), It doesn't get much easier than that, after I read that I threw out my Calculus book.

As far as fvcked up teeth, what the hell is wrong with you? All the real Don Juans know that the girls with NO teeth give the best bl0wjobs :p
 

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HA HA, No teeth. I'm gonna go find me a crackhead right now Ok I guess my ex is a 1. I like your system most girls to me are an 1 instead of and hb 10 or 20 whatever.
 

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Bad teeth kill it for me......

I think it depends.

Sometimes I don't want my boys to see a certain girl I sleep with, just because she is do-able, but not something to brag about.

The more willing I am to show her around, or show her off, so to speak, the more she meets my standards.
 

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lol...you bloody yanks always banging on about nice teeth...why is it THAT important to you guys?
 

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The best system I've come across is the 3 number system:

The first number indicates the beauty/hotness of her face. (1-10)
The second number indicates the beauty/hotness of her body. (1-10)
The third number indicates whether you'd fvck her or not. (0-1)

So, for a chick with a decent face and banging body, you'd say she's 5-9-1. If you were in a committed relationship, then she'd be a 5-9-0: same numbers for the hotness, but you wouldn't fvck her for whatever reason.
 

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She has to have atleast one good asset (either nice tits or ass) and a decent face. A girl can have a beautiful face.. but if she has no ass or tits then it's just a waste..
 

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Circa said:
She has to have atleast one good asset (either nice tits or ass) and a decent face. A girl can have a beautiful face.. but if she has no ass or tits then it's just a waste..


I'm the other way around. I put a lot of emphasis on the face. Don't get me wrong though; I would prefer her to have a nice body, too.
 

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Remulak said:
Hahahahahaha, I just had to point out it's the guy from England who says teeth don't matter.
Exactly! Its not even important....look at Austin Powers!!! :D
 

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she needs at least nice teeth...perfect is preferred though....
I had braces for 2 years when I was 11 and then for 3 years until I was 19, which may explain it...

besides, if I took a girl with crap teeth home my mum'd go mad at me
 

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I think some people get hung up over teeth because it's a sign of how much money the girl has. Dental care costs money, and cosmetic care is even more expensive. Some people think that if a woman doesn't take good care of her teeth then she doesn't take care of herself ergo she has low standards. I've seen women with great faces, bods, too, but with crooked teeth. But if she smiles-REALLY smiles-then so what if her teeth are crooked? Let that beauty shine through. Think about it. Don't we WANT women to smile and laugh when they're with us? If a woman is pouting and moping then it's a reflection us, you know? And if she's self conscious about what she looks like then she might have self esteem issues which means she might not be a person you'd want to get involved with. So if she has bad teeth but doesn't hide her smile I say so what? It's the overall package that matters to me. Great bod at least a decent face and then personality-if she's got those then I'm in.
 

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I don't think the OP is looking for perfect teeth, but there is a base standard that we expect from girls. There are many more of these 'assumptions' that we make about the girls we want to date, such as

- nice teeth...doesn't have to be amazing but crooked/ugly teeth is no good
- not noticeably overweight...a few extra pounds is ok but a fat chick is a no go
- no mustache/facial hair...don't laugh, some girls have a noticeable mustache and it's a huge turnoff.
- not super short/super tall....no one wants to go out with someone 4'8'' or a 6'6'' giant
- clear skin...noticeable acne is a huge turn-off.

These are some of the 'trump cards' that I feel can turn a great looking girl into someone you wouldn't hit/go out with. You can have a girl with a great looking face...but she is fat so that's game over. Then you have another girl who has a very nice body and decent face, but she has a glaring acne problem that can't be oversighted. A lot of the things I listed are things you already ASSUME the girl has when you are showing interest.
 

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Asian or Blasian for me, no substitutes. The rest doesn't really matter to me, but since my current GF....I've found a flavor for Filipinas.
 

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Oh no, another "teeth matter" thread
 

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L777 said:
Oh no, another "teeth matter" thread
This is not a teeth matter thread. I just want to know what you guys standards are. I personally like a decent face and a good body. A little chunkiness is ok as long as it's in the right place
 

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Luke!! said:
This guy is classic, oh old are your boys? Gotta make sure you show em' that old pops can get some hot tail still eh?
What a stupid post. You realize that you can't read right?

Boys=buddies, friends, etc.

Old pops? I can't post on the mature forum, like you. So, I am hardly old. As for kids? Not for another 10 years. I'm not even 25.

Give me a break.

So, how else am I a classic?

The point I was making is that the more a girl meets me standards the more likely I am to invite her out with my bo....or sorry, my friends.

If a girl never meets my friends, that's a great indicator of my standards. My standards are high to date/get in a relationship with, and lower if we are talking booty call, phone calls after 11.
 
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A real Don Juan would bang her and pay for her braces.

But we already know that nobody here is a real Don Juan.
 
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Scought said:
What a stupid post. You realize that you can't read right?

Boys=buddies, friends, etc.

Old pops? I can't post on the mature forum, like you. So, I am hardly old. As for kids? Not for another 10 years. I'm not even 25.

Give me a break.

So, how else am I a classic?

The point I was making is that the more a girl meets me standards the more likely I am to invite her out with my bo....or sorry, my friends.

If a girl never meets my friends, that's a great indicator of my standards. My standards are high to date/get in a relationship with, and lower if we are talking booty call, phone calls after 11.
those are pretty decent standards to me

I wouldn't wanna show off a lame chick (no matter how fine she is) to my friends no way, unless she's like a 8 or 9
 
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