What's the Fastest you've ever got into a woman's pants?

[Poonani Maker]

Be real, now. After having just met a woman, what's the fastest you've banged her? Mines been after 3 hours so it can be done. This is how you get good at something by pushing your limits, going in for the kill, and making goals and reaching them without regards to the woman and her feelings afterwards. We've got to set our minds to, forge ahead.

 

[In2theGame]

Be real, now. After having just met a woman, what's the fastest you've banged her? Mines been after 3 hours so it can be done. This is how you get good at something by pushing your limits, going in for the kill, and making goals and reaching them without regards to the woman and her feelings afterwards. We've got to set our minds, to forge ahead.

Ahh, my pimpin days when i wasnt in a Relationship... Anyway, Met this cutie off myspace and she picked me up in her car.... took me 10 minutes to get into her pants. Afterwards we went to her house and u know the rest. but 10 minutes is my personal best.

 

[backbreaker]

a little less than 1 hour. When i think I was 21, I was dating this girl.. and her cousin was from out of town, and this stupid cvnt trusted me enought o let her stay with us. she kept telling me "she's cute".. but who doesn't say their cousins are good looking.

man this girl was SMOKIN. right up my alley. She unpacked her bags, and I had already drinks for her and her sister who came with her and my GF.. all at my house for the week. Me and this c hick kept eyeing each other... we had about a 20 minute convo without saying a word, because my GF was in the room.

it would have probably been 15 minutes but I had to wait for my GF to go to sleep, sneak out my room, we went outside in my car, I drove down the street and we went at it for like 30 minutes, then stopped by walgreens and bought her some crap in case my GF woke up and asked where we were.

She stayed like 8 days, and we had sex for at least 5 of them... ****.. I just thought about.. I live out here by her now. I need to give her a ring. I gotta go

 

[In2theGame]

a little less than 1 hour. When i think I was 21, I was dating this girl.. and her cousin was from out of town, and this stupid cvnt trusted me enought o let her stay with us. she kept telling me "she's cute".. but who doesn't say their cousins are good looking.

man this girl was SMOKIN. right up my alley. She unpacked her bags, and I had already drinks for her and her sister who came with her and my GF.. all at my house for the week. Me and this c hick kept eyeing each other... we had about a 20 minute convo without saying a word, because my GF was in the room.

it would have probably been 15 minutes but I had to wait for my GF to go to sleep, sneak out my room, we went outside in my car, I drove down the street and we went at it for like 30 minutes, then stopped by walgreens and bought her some crap in case my GF woke up and asked where we were.

She stayed like 8 days, and we had sex for at least 5 of them... ****.. I just thought about.. I live out here by her now. I need to give her a ring. I gotta go

LOL. nice.

 

[Docs]

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lol...

Umm, it really depends, because I'm a fan of sporatic rapport (I'm here and leaving now). If we're talking with focused game at once, 1 hour.

 

[L777]

There should be something smaller than 0-3 hours, such as 0-1 hour. 3 Hours isn't that hard on a night out....anything under one is a bit special though.

 

[djSlvt]

2 minutes.


Unzip pants, go to a porno site, jerk off. :crackup:


Althought it's getting longer now, closer to 5 minutes.


I do it for sport and keep chart record of times. No problems with this here. I can only picture you folks setting a timer before sarging a chick, and then stopping it when you touch her vagina. "Oh yaa baby, hold on, gotta cloack this one."

 

[~attrACTION~]

In my days of clubbing, it would take roughly 2-5hrs. Not that I actually spent that much time with the girl, but the time it took to go to the club, get drunk, meet some girls, and take one home. It became such a routine that I used to make bets with my friends about who could get a girl to the car in the fastest time.

I think clubbing/bars are by far the easiest way to get laid. I'm not kidding about this, but a lot of times I remember kissing the girls like 5-6 minutes into some flirty conversation. I was just really bold and didn't care if I got rejected. I remember I would make out with 7-8 girls a night. I was a male hor, and after a while I sort of felt cheap too.

Still, it's too bad I seem to have lost those skills. Most of it was liquid confidence and just having a momentum week after week. Now it's like I can't get laid if my life depends on it. Although I don't drink any more either - but still, I definitely am 180 different from how I used to be. Not like those were great girls though.

 

[baffledking]

Is this a literal "get into her pants" or do you mean actually going at it?

If you mean literally then it would be under ten minutes, many times. If it's the latter than I'd have to say 1 hour.

0-3 hours is not a good minimum for this place.

 

[Zastrow]

Um.... When's the last time I seen your mom?

 

[theunflushables]

I met a friend of a friend at a party, we started talking, smoked a joint, danced, started making out on the ride home. Took her to my room, and thats about all the work I had to do. I'd say less than 3 hours if you take out the ride home and the time we weren't talking to each other. Kicker is, it was my first interracial experience, hell it was my first time ever.

Then there was that time in Amsterdam. I walked in and asked how much? 5 minutes top!

 

[Master Bates]

Then there was that time in Amsterdam. I walked in and asked how much? 5 minutes top!

super-embarassing confession time. I was gonna bang a hooker in amsterdam at like 3:30 in the morning....the cutest girl (IMO) I saw in the redlight during the whole trip. I got nekkid, she started sucking, but.....perhaps it was the loads of alcohol and weed I had consumed that day, I just couldn't get it up. After a couple minutes of sucking she just said, "I do not like this" and told me to go home. Worst 50 bucks I ever spent. :crackup: I didn't even get to see her naked.

So if it weren't for that, I'd be selecting that first option...

 

[theunflushables]

Man, I'd at least ask for my money back. You know like a satisfaction guarantee.

 

[Play the Game]

LOL paying a hooker doesn't count!
Anyone can pickup a hooker... well anyone with the possible exception of Master Bates.

 

[theunflushables]

Man, no one ever said anything about skill. lol Oh well, thats why I lead with the first story. It still puts me under three hours and that did take some skill, especially for being a virgin at the time.

 

[Play the Game]

I guess i feel jealous because it only took you guys 5 min to game a hooker, while i had to spend 2 days on a chick. :crackup:
In the end we were after the same thing anyway but i had to pretend i gave a **** about what she was saying.

 

[randomusername]

Is this a literal "get into her pants" or do you mean actually going at it?

If you mean literally then it would be under ten minutes, many times. If it's the latter than I'd have to say 1 hour.

0-3 hours is not a good minimum for this place.

Yeah, about 10 minutes here too to literally have my fingers down a girl's pants banging her. just grabbed a girl on the dancefloor....started freaking, making out at 4 minutes, rubbing breasts at 6 minutes and finger in the honey hole at 8 minutes.

 

[theunflushables]

Yeah 2 days is pretty much my average. Its still damn good.

What about when a third joins in? A girl and I were going at it when her friend walked in and asked if she could join. And of course we said yes. How would I count that?

 

[PRMoon]

ONS's were my thing once upon a time. I've meet a girl on a dance floor and gone back to her room inside 45 mins on more than one occasion.