What would you do if your g/f said she was born a boy?

MatureDJ

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Reading this article got me thinking ... :eek: :eek: :eek:

www.huffingtonpost.com/janet-mock/transgender-coming-out_b_1146414.html

I'd like to think that I would be able to tell beforehand, but if this were to happen to me, I would feel like I've been swindled, with the only thing worse that a woman could do to man being having some other man's child while claiming (s)he is his. I'd also become even more hyper about trying to spot such trannies, and avoiding any woman that seemed to have a larger face structure, non-petite hands and wrists, and only go for women that obviously have a very hourglass figure that in no way could be the work of a surgeon. (NOTE: I do this to some extent as it is.)
 

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MatureDJ said:
What would you do if your g/f said she was born a boy?
1. Punch it in the throat (right in the adam's apple)

2. Gargle gasoline for a week

I skimmed the article and thought it was pretty fvcked up that Pat waited a month to tell this poor sucker the truth. The time to come out with that is definitely pre-kissing etc.
 

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I'd like to think that I would be able to tell beforehand

That's what you'd be mad about - being tricked.

fwiw I hear that man-made vaginas can't get wet on their own. So if she does, no worries :up:
 

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my g/f thinks I am homophobic, but if it was a decision between living and dying and I had a choice, I'd rather sleep with the man (in that picture in that link) than sleeping with that thing.

Does that still make me homophobic?
 

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Falcon punch to the faux-gina and dissappear from its life. I hope the flying spagetti monster never leads me in this direction. EVER.
 

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Five bucks says that Aaron (the ... boy) was once a woman, but due to the fact he/she/it has never had real balls, couldn't bring itself to confess back :crazy:

I have to believe (and hope I never have to put this to the test) is that I'd know the difference.

What would I do ... who knows, definitely hurl.

SH
 
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