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What would be a DJ response too...

MushroomGod

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Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and way. Along came a spider and sat down beside her and scared miss muffet away.
 

inzone50

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MacAvoy said:
Ignore her, a DJ isn't there to be there at her beck and call.
I was thinking of saying something ****y like thats what books are for.
 

MacAvoy

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No cuz then your playing her game, she's going to reply, and then she controls your convos via txt, it lays the groundwork for future txt, then next thing you know, she's having important convos via txt so she can avoid confrontation
 

KontrollerX

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Mac is probably right but if you absolutely feel you must tell her a story make it about you and her but subtley change the names and tell her this story...

One day Susie was bored at work and asked Matt to tell her a story.

Matt replied "I've got a better idea how about you come with me right this instant?"

Susie having nothing to lose got out of her chair and followed Matt.

"Where are we going?" she wondered.

With a gleam in his eye Matt slyly opened the door to the Men's bathroom stall and winked at Susie.

"Oh my god!" Susie remarked with a whisper that barely concealed her excitement.

Matt then took Susie by the hand and led her into the bathroom and locked the door behind them.

Almost before Matt could turn around fully Susie was already on her knees unbuttoning her top and trying to unzip Matt's trousers at the same time.

Matt chuckled to himself at her eagerness and said "Here let me do it. You want this Anaconda baby?"

Susie was too excited to speak and just as it appeared she was opening her mouth to respond Matt slid all 12 inches of himself down her throat.

The end.
 

reset

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You know, I should have done that here at work Kontroller. Except the bathrooms here aren't that great.
 

DJVladdy

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Bro, a DJ thing to do is......
To NOT ask this kind of stuff!

Do you imagine Sean Connery asking "what would be a DJ response to something a girl says?"

Neither do I
 

Faded Image

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Tell her how you was bangin' this one chick from the back in your car, then a whole slew of cops come from out of nowhere and caught you and Ms Lady with you'll pants down.
 

DJVladdy

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Lol yes reset, i imagined it, and it looked REDICULOUS.

girl said "bla bla bla"
What should I say???

Jesus, this is as bad as people who "aspire to be a-holes" wow.
 

JEFE

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learn some patrons of nlp and mind**** this poor chic. :)
 
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