What was the biggest c0ckblock you pulled on YOURSELF?

[Naughty Ninja]

Just like the title says. What was the biggest c0ckblock you may’ve pulled on yourself? (Not pulling your own c0ck you freaks.)

Mine was when I was around 21. Had a bunch of chicks telling me this one cute petite chick I’d never met before was really into me at this party we all were at. I wound up sleeping over that night alone in a room next to her. Started fooling around heavily, went down on her and she hadn’t shaved her puss. I got up and told her: You need to shave that sh1t! She got extremely upset, got up, left the house and went home. Sometimes I can’t control what comes out of my mouth..Live and learn! Hahahaha

 

[NobodyCares1]

Hard to tell, but I think it was back in my AFC days, on the night of the breaktrough, when I began my journey to become a Don Juan. It was on a new years eve last year, I got drunk and danced, later made out with a girl, this was my second kiss in my life, so naturally I was very excited and felt confident. This girl left. Eventually my friends left too, I was in a club with just some acquaintances that I had.

I danced with these two girls, then one whispered to my ear "To be honest with you we are lesbians but we would have threesome with you." Then they were both touching my ass.

Of course my drunk and AFC self did nothing, I didn't even make a freaking move I just stood there and said "ok" :crackup: :cuss: Eventually they left and I went home. I've never had another proposition to have a threesome with someone again.

Still this night gave me a huge confidence boost that helped me with picking up other girls.

 

[JohnChops]

meh i just got home from a party and the c0ckblock wasnt on myself but my friend and his girlfriend pulled on me! :O

I was sitting next to this girl just chatting her up and was just about to isolate when HELLLOOO here comes my friend and his girl. His girl sits on HER lap and my friend just strts nodding off in the corner. Like dude wtf man, couldve hooked up with this girl so easily and then b000000m my chance was gone because her friend was distracting. Fawwwwk it sh1t happens

 

[Harry Wilmington]

Geez, I blocked myself so many times back in my AFC days. Most of them involved girls hinting at me that they'd have sex with me and me either not recognizing the situation for what it was, or being too afraid of messing up were I to make the move.

Perfect example: when I was in college during my junior year, I met a girl who I invited to go out with me to a movie pre-screening. During the whole date I'm doing my best not to touch her; meanwhile, she's laughing at all my jokes, resting her head on my shoulders during the movie, wrapping her arm around me when we walked, and giving me those eyes that, now that I'm aware, said "You can do anything with me you'd like."

(Note: she didn't go to my school, but went to a college near where my hometown was; I was home visiting my mom for the weekend)

Being the perfect gentleman I was at the time, I drove her back to her dorm apartment and walked her to the check-in point. I thought that would be it, but then she says: "Hey, wanna come see what the place looks like?" I was still in my "trying to be a virgin 'til I'm married" stage of life (and I believe I may have mentioned it to her when we first met), so the last thing I was thinking was that this girl wanted sex. However, I DID want to see what her place looked like, so I said "sure!"

We go up to her dorm apartment. After saying hi to one of her roommates, she asks me if I'd like to see her room, and again I say "sure!" And so, we go to her room. When we got in there, I notice that it's very small, and that most of it was being taken up by her queen sized bed (which, now that I recall it, was immaculately made up, almost as if she had prepared it that way on purpose...).

I remember sitting on the bed and - I swear to you - my thought was: "Wow, what are we supposed to do in here with this big ol' bed in the way?" :crackup:

And so, after spending a few minutes in there, I said to her "well... I'd better get going!" and had her walk me back to the front of the dorm apartments. It wasn't until I got into my car and started driving home that I realized what had just happened... and what I had just turned down :cuss:

Yeah... we never went out again after that.

 

[BlackMack177]

The reason I am so ashamed of this one is because I thought that in recent time have gotten past this type of self-sabotaging bull sh1t, but I still have so much to learn.

This happened only a few months ago. I had reconnected with this chick who used to crush on hard back in the day when she worked at my job. Back then she mostly blew me off, but she showed some signs of interest.

She quit and I didn't see her for a few years. Then she appears again! she was taking the same humanities class as me. At first just ignored her, but after a few classes she came up to me an gave me a hug, asked how I was, and talked about how good to is to see me and blah blah blah.

I got the number and we started to flirt back an forth. Things took a while to heat up, but I could tell that she was starting to feel me a little bit. Fast forward to one night, I'm just chillin, and we're texting back and forth. We do the usual fluff talk, but then she says that she's bored at home and wants to come over. Me? well, I was all for it, but I had to work the next day early in the morning, and it was already 11 o clock. I knew what she wanted, after all, what girl goes over a guys house that late at night for no reason? However,I politely declined her, telling her that I had to go to bed, but offered for her to come over two days after.

She excepted, but things didn't work out like I had planned. Next time we met, it was super lame because my other female friends were over and they messed it up with their shenanigans.

We hardly talked again after that. Needless to say, class was really awkward from that point on.

I am still kicking myself hard over this. I would've plowed her hard that night if I wasn't so scared of being a little tired the next morning.:box: :cuss:

 

[ARrocket]

When I was 15, this 17 year old girl that lived in my neighborhood had the hots for me. Though I was vaguely aware that what she was doing was flirting, I was stupid and didn't really do anything. One day, we're sitting on my front porch, and I was telling her how my jaw was hurting. She literally says "do you want a kiss?"

I wanted to play it cool.

"Nah, I'm good..."

 

[sageproduct]

Hooker offered me a bj for $50 and I turned it down.

No, seriously, though...

I was at the bar w/some buddies, two chickies by themselves, I think my friend started talking to them, so I go in and wing. I'm going super-direct, telling my girl I was so intrigued by her looks that I had to come meet her, get the number, trying to escalate...

Girl: Was your friend playing wingman?
Me: No, I was

Lol...she stopped talking to me

 

[Purefilth]

I lost the keys to me chastity belt - literal blocking of the c0ck :-(

 

[bigneil]

Not making a move when we were alone on my couch. Make the ho say no.

 

[Huffman]

Haha this is the new "Most obvious come-on that was missed" thread

I hung out with this girl at a couple of metal gigs in some tiny pubs. We were both metal maniacs, and going to see some random band and getting drunk was as good a date idea as any. Now the problem was, we did have a couple of makeout sessions, but I never managed to take her home. One night she said "My mum is gonna pick me up", and NO BULL**** her mom came around the corner and picked her up!

SO one night, at 2am I get a text "whats up 2nite sexy?". I had already been sleeping, felt grumpy, and decided to not answer and reply with a witty answer in the morning

Yep, ****blocked a possible booty call. But hey, sometimes you just don't feel it.

 

[Mike32ct]

I could write a book on this topic...

I started out beyond clueless and had to destroy several opportunities in order to learn to see the opportunities.

#1 It's nice to be wanted.

I was grinding this chick on her bed.

HB: I WANT you sooo bad.
Mike: <Smiles. I think she likes me >
Mike: Well, I have to get up early tomorrow. Good night.
Mike: <Leaves>
HB: I don't want you to go.

#2 What COULD'VE happened in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas. It haunts you forever.

It was my first trip out there. It was 3am. My buddy and I were walking through the hotel lobby back to our room after a night at the club. We were tired and drunk.

A pair of HB8s approach us. (No, they weren't hookers. Looking back, I know the difference.)

HB8: <to Mike> We just got back from XYZ bar. Where do you think we should go now?

Mike: <Mike is tired, drunk, honest, inexperienced, and TOO HELPFUL for his own good.>

Mike: There is this cool bar up the street called ZYX. You should both go check it out.


#3. Just come over.

I met this girl from M at ch. She was a cute 7.5.

Mike: Let's meet for a drink.
HB: I don't want to meet for a drink.
Mike: Ok let's do coffee.
HB: I don't want to do coffee.
Mike: How about dinner?
HB: I don't want dinner.
Mike: Then what do you want?
HB: Just come over!

I go over her apartment. She gives me the tour, including her bedroom. I sit on her couch, play with her puppy, and watch some tv. She gets bored shortly after...

HB: I have to get up early. I think you should go.
Mike: Ok

#4 He who hesitates mas tur ba t e s...

My buddy had a NYE party several years ago. His gf was really cool and invited one of her single friends to introduce to me. The friend was decent looking and quite doable.

Mike's Buddy: You and her can stay in this room.
Mike: Awesome. Thanks man.

We're all watching NYE on tv. I'm sitting on the couch next to my girl. After midnight, when I was supposed to kiss her, I chickened out.

She walks back to the room and doesn't say anything. She's lying in bed flipping through a magazine.

Mike: <Gets out his "A game" at the time LOL>
Mike: So, whatcha reading?

HB: <Rolls her eyes at me in disgust>
HB: <Turns off light and goes to sleep>
Mike: <Rubs one out quietly in his sleeping bag on the floor while the other two couples are having sex in the other rooms.>

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Actually had another chick a long time ago when I worked at a fast food restaurant. Think I was like 18 at the time. ALWAYS feel up on me and offer to give me a ride home.

She drove me home once as I didn't have a car at the time and asked me if I wanted to fvck her directly to my face. I told her I had to go inside as I had lots of homework to do! LMAO.

It wasn't really a self-c0ckblock as the chick looked like porky pig and I wouldn't have hit it with a bat. hahaha

Another chick several years ago when Myspace was almost done with I'd sent some idiotic message to her and we wound up BSing. She looked hot in her pics and drove over two hours to come see me. She was even hotter in person. (I had wanted to just meet her and hang at the time as I'd already told her I had a sh1t load of work Monday morning and couldn't be out all night and I'd come see her after I'd gotten back from vacation which was shortly coming mid week.) She came down and was even hotter in person. We hung out and I could tell she was h0rny as hell. We made out heavily towards the end and she kept hinting at getting a hotel or going back to my place. *I should've just had her sleep over. But I'd sent her on her way and told her I'd come see her when I got back.

I got back and hit her up a week and a half later and she went off on me. lol. She started talking some stuff about the d list Pauly Shore. She made out with him. I'm like WTF are you talking about? lol. I saw a picture of her with pauly shore on her myspace shortly after. Never talked with her again.

Chick was completely insane. She was a scientologist. Nuff said.

I should’ve had her sleep over in hind sight but knowing she had issues she may've cut my c0ck off while I slept.

Live and learn! lol

 

[floydb25]

Man, too many to list. Not only did I sabotage the **** out of myself with women and ****ing - by avoiding / denying sex when it was literally thrown in my face, and instead pushing desperately for relationships -I obliberated my reputation and status by then turning around and sharing all my weaknesses, rejections, and failures with everyone (including women; in hopes of gaining sympathy and support... ha... no); was a weak, insecure doormat pushover with no self-respect or self-esteem; associated with the fake, insecure, gossipy, two-faced, all about the drinking / getting laid, ego-driven, highly competitive crowd; and was a magnet for predators (whom I shared all my personal details with).

Turns out, these people weren't interested in reasons, or giving support - because their simple, dysfunctional, shallow minds can't comprehend anything beyond their useless existance - which is completely devoid of any quality. Since they were all about getting laid, being better than everyone else, and being complete morons - if you weren't getting laid, or flirting with girls - even if by your own account - you're automatically viewed as a low status desperate nice guy virgin loser who can't attract anyone, and treated accordingly. They couldn't grasp things like morals, respect, or class - because they didn't have any.

And that's all people cared about over there: status. The entire society was based around it, and I was outcasted like a mofo for being different. Plus being colored in a white area.

Needless to say, I was king *****, and suffered for it BIG TIME. I ****blocked my entire being - much less with women. And once people categorize and define you - their views aren't going to change. Nor do they want YOU to change, or improve yourself. They love their *****es that they can bully, control, and look down upon.

But it was bad. Then again, I was very naive and oblivious back then. Most people learn all this **** when they're like 12, but since I was a reclusive caveman for however long, I didn't learn until age 23+ - after everyone was well beyond the nice guy follower doormat stage. Like a sheep thrown in with a pack of wolves.

But it's a new day, brah. Lesson well learned. Starting from scratch, got rid of those fake friends, live in a completely new environment, not telling people ****, not trusting so easily, feeling good, and kicking ass. :box:

 

[evan12]

some Idea that I was brain washed with them from my culture and become later my big ****block :
such as :
women don't like sex .
women only look for marriage.
women don't like to be approached
the shame about sex in general
until now some times when things is heating up these though come up and the conversation move to another subject and the engine cool down again

 

[Fatal Jay]

jacked off before I got some

 

[floydb25]

some Idea that I was brain washed with them from my culture and become later my big ****block :
such as :
women don't like sex .
women only look for marriage.
women don't like to be approached
the shame about sex in general
until now some times when things is heating up these though come up and the conversation move to another subject and the engine cool down again

THIS x 200.

What's ****ed up is, girls would be ALL about the sex, and these beliefs were STILL implanted in my brain. Literally as they were pushing for sex. It's like, I simply REFUSED to believe they wanted it, and that it was wrong to do that to them. But there was a bunch of nice guy fairytale bull**** going on back then - with people in general. I thought being good and wholesome would gain you respect and mutual behavior, and that everyone was decent and understanding. Not with that ****ed up crowd.

Then, I told everyone about my situations (ie, not having sex), and rather than advise, understand, and support - they just viewed me as a loser who couldn't get laid, and tore me apart. Which, of course, just added salt to the wound. Getting broken up with, and having people call you an ugly loser is NOT fun. :cuss:

Because the belief is, if you don't get laid - it means you CAN'T get laid. Therefore, you are an ugly loser who should have sex with farm animals, because no one likes you. That's the automatic mindset they have. And then add in the whole ego-competition, "thinking I know everything when I don't know **** and just assuming out of my simple-minded ass and should go **** off somewhere and keep my bull**** insecurities to myself like the ***** that I am".

****ing bull**** **** ***** ****ing people **** **** ***** ****. :cuss:

Finally, after enough redicule, failed relationships, lost chances, dealings with complete hoes, and feeling ashamed about my sexual desires (and ending up horny and alone), having women break up with me over a lack of sex, and no longer pedestalizing women or viewing them as delicate - things turned around for the better.

But I was in the same boat. Definitely in the wrong area with the wrong people to be like that. Paid the price.

But its crazy how unbelievably delusional and blinded to reality I was back then. Thinking women were pure and innocent, and sympathizing with everything; making up excuses, and thinking they were taking things slowly and seeing how genuine I was before we got "married", and believing everything they said - literally as they were lying about everything, trying to hook up for just sex, backstabbing people, trying to cheat on their SO's with me, playing people in general, manipulating and using them for their own selfish gain, being hypocrites, only caring about themselves, having double standards, being just as toxic-awful as those they complained about, etc.

Definitely got smashed with a steel baseball bat of reality - right in the spine. Not just a simple red pill. :box:

**** that place. :cuss:

 

[VladPatton]

Whenever a chick would like me I would turn to liquid śhit. Loose my frame, AFC would redline, and I would make excuses to leave. Sickening! WTF was I thinking.

 

[Mike32ct]

I obliberated my reputation and status by then turning around and sharing all my weaknesses, rejections, and failures with everyone (including women; in hopes of gaining sympathy and support... ha... no); was a weak, insecure doormat pushover with no self-respect or self-esteem; associated with the fake, insecure, gossipy, two-faced, all about the drinking / getting laid, ego-driven, highly competitive crowd; and was a magnet for predators (whom I shared all my personal details with).

I did the exact same thing. In my AFC days, I was convinced that by telling everybody (I know in person) about my troubles with women, the following would happen:

1. I would get lots of empathy and support. (Looking back, I guess it's technically not sympathy because the people getting laid couldn't relate lol.)

2. Girls would give me great advice and tell me EXACTLY what I was doing wrong with women and how to FIX it.

3. They would fix me up with some cute gf of theirs who would be thrilled to date a good guy like me.

Hahahaha yeah right :crackup:




Turns out, these people weren't interested in reasons, or giving support - because their simple, dysfunctional, shallow minds can't comprehend anything beyond their useless existance - which is completely devoid of any quality. Since they were all about getting laid, being better than everyone else, and being complete morons - if you weren't getting laid, or flirting with girls - even if by your own account - you're automatically viewed as a low status desperate nice guy virgin loser who can't attract anyone, and treated accordingly. They couldn't grasp things like morals, respect, or class - because they didn't have any.

Yep. I learned this the hard way. They make it APPEAR that they are giving you support, but they aren't. They are USING YOU FOR GOSSIP MATERIAL so they can MAKE FUN OF YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. I'm preaching to the choir here, but it goes like this...

AFC Mike: The last ten girls rejected me. I'm not some jerk that wants to use women for sex. I just want a good girlfriend to spend time with and maybe even kiss. Is that so wrong?

Northern AW: Not at all. You just have to find the right one. If you don't mind me asking, how EXACTLY did the last one reject you?

AFC Mike: Instead of going out on a date, she invited me to her apartment, which I thought was strange. I mean she showed me her place, and I played with her dog. I was a COMPLETE gentlemen. I did nothing wrong. Then she was in a hurry to have me leave .

Northern AW: Well she's not the right girl for you. Keep your head up kiddo. I'm on your side. We'll get you a girl.

AFC Mike: Just don't tell anybody. This is kind of embarrassing and personal.

Northern AW: It stays between us. I'll talk to you later Mike.

AFC Mike: Ok thanks

Northern AW: <Calls her other AW girlfriend in the "popular clique">

Northern AW: Hey you got a minute?

Northern AW2: Sure

Northern AW: You're gonna die laughing when I tell you what Mike told me.

Northern AW2: Go ahead.

Northern AW: I already told you how he's like a virgin at 27 and can never score right? Well finally this, probably desperate girl, invited Mike to her apartment. That clueless f*cker didn't get it. He never made a move on her.

Northern AW2: OMG, what a LOSER!!! I can't believe you even talk to him.

Northern AW: You know I don't like him, but I couldn't resist a story like this. I told him I would HELP him find a girl. HAHAHAA. Nobody in our circle would ever date him.

Northern AW2: Hell no, he's soo not hawt and a creepy virgin.

Northern AW: Just don't tell anybody. He thinks I'm keeping this secet.

Northern AW2: No problem. It stays between us.

Northern AW2: Hey Nothern AW3, got a minute? I got this juicy story about Mike. Just don't tell anybody.

Northern AW3: OMG, this is gonna be good. Don't worry; it's stays between us. Tell me about what the virgin loser did again...



And so on and so forth....


Guys, NEVER EVER EVER share your difficulties or misfortunes with women with OTHER women. With a few rare exceptions, they AREN'T going to help you, provide support or fix you up with someone else. You just give them gossip fodder to make fun of you with, and you'll destroy your status.

They LOVE stories about guys getting rejected and/or not getting laid. It's the ULTIMATE c hi ck c r ac k because women find it EXTREMELY easy to get laid. So a guy that can't get laid is laughable to them.

Anyway, how does this relate to the original thread?

Simple. I cawkblocked the HELL out of myself by destroying my reputation in past social circles. Even as an AFC, if I had at LEAST kept my mouth SHUT about struggling with women, probably at least one girl would have found me mysterious and would have wanted me. But if you share you difficulties, you poison the ENTIRE WELL.

No matter how AFC, "beta" or ugly or unlucky you are with the ladies, it is FAR better for women to WONDER about you....

Is he single?
Is he gay?
Does he date anybody?

than it is to for them to hear from others that you strike out.

 

[Who Dares Win]

I guess my own c0ckblock was more related in interacting with guys than girls and losing status out it, Im one of those like many here who shared his problems thinking that people were supportive for real and not just looking for funny stories to tell (like examples made from Mike), even guys could start gossip in the illusion of developing some "rapport" with the girls with which they are gossiping.

Girls are very connected to the group thinking so if the attitude of the group is bad toward you so will be the one of girls, they most of the time dont even bother to consider you a single individual but just what comes after the "avatar" you have in your group.

Thats why I suggested many times in this board that its much better to start fresh and begin in a new group instead of trying to score point in a group where you are already considered unworth.

People simply dont accept changes and try to enforce your old position if you try to renegotiate it, after all most of people feel good not when they win but when someone is losing more than them.
Not complaining or anything, in fact its much better than it happened in high school time rather than now, the bad thing would be to go through early life without learning such useful lessons.

 

[Mike32ct]

Yeah telling guys stuff does pretty much the same thing. It's just as bad. Guys gossip too within their social circles.

This is a current example at work. I don't date at work, so I don't mind this one...

Mike: Hey Steve. In addition to my regular dance, I'm taking Hustle now. Gonna rock that 70s shyte.
Steve: Awesome man. Get the gold chain too lol.

One day later...

Steve's girlfriend's girlfriend: <Talking to me> What's up T r a v o lta?



Anyway, I completely agree with having a "clean slate." If your social circle well has been poisoned (for lack of a better word), it's better to just try to find a new circle.

That's another reason why I'm taking dance classes. This new circle is a clean slate. I don't tell them shyte about me and won't. They don't know if I'm single, divorced, gay, straight, or whatever. I like it that way.

There are only three possible reputations you want to have with women (and their guy friends):

1. Ladies man / player who F's lots of women
2. Relationship guy who dates quality women
3. Cool mysterious (but not creepy) guy. Not sure what his deal is. <This isn't ideal, but better than them hearing you are a loser.>