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What was that thing she had stuck up her ****?

Bible_Belt

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So tonight I felt this hard plastic ridge up inside of this girl, towards where her g-spot would be. It felt like a square piece of hard plastic, but I didn't investigate much further. I can only feel it with my fingers, and not my d!ck.

Is it an IUD birth control device? Does that mean that I can't finger her up by her G-spot?
 
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It was probably the lost ring of the last pimp who fingered her!!
 

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Bible_Belt said:
So tonight I felt this hard plastic ridge up inside of this girl, towards where her g-spot would be. It felt like a square piece of hard plastic, but I didn't investigate much further. I can only feel it with my fingers, and not my d!ck.

Is it an IUD birth control device? Does that mean that I can't finger her up by her G-spot?
its her iud
the iud is like a plastic t with copper ends that sits at the top of the cervix. you probably felt the bottom leg of the t.
it also has a very small thin sting for emergency.
the copper ends are what kills the sperm.
during rough sex or heavy menstrual flow, and iud can fall out.
i had 2 iuds in 1998, that both fell out. the first one did not hurt at all, but the second one hurt like a mother.
you should try not to touch it, because you don't want to make it fall out.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Thank you, pk.

It freaks me out to hit it with my finger. Isn't it kind of in the way of important spots?
neither of mine lasted long... but boy did they cost a bunch.
both lasted just a few weeks... supposed to last ten years.
 

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Well it sucks that the thing seems like it was made to be a G-spot barrier.

And are we not supposed to have rough sex? :(
 

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wait a minute....
the iud T sits at the top of the cervix. i am not sure how you would feel it with your finger and not your peter...
it should be the other way around.

could it be a round diaphragm?
this makes more sense....
the kind you put in for sex and take out after....
if it is one of those, do not touch it on purpose because i hear if they get a tiny hole.. thats it... sperm route has opened....


i think you might need to ask her what the heck she has up there...
how long she has had it , if there were any problems....
we can research it on this wonderful internet after we know what it is...
 

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i think you might need to ask her what the heck she has up there...

lmao at the thought of that conversation.

It felt like a straight plastic edge, not round, maybe the thickness of two credit cards. But like I said it freaked me out a little, and I did not go probing further.
 

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then my guess is the diaphragm ...
since i never had one, i need to look it up on some women sites and get back to you .
until then, be careful not to puncture it:)
 

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What I'm wondering is, why didn't she say something about it before/as you fingered her, or at all? You had sex with her, right? You'd think she'd mention it... "Oh hey, before you do that, I have an IUD, so if you feel something weird in there, don't freak out."

Hell, I'd think YOU'D mention it! "Um... baby? There's something in here that I've never felt before."


Maybe... she doesn't know about it? Weird.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
So tonight I felt this hard plastic ridge up inside of this girl, towards where her g-spot would be. It felt like a square piece of hard plastic, but I didn't investigate much further. I can only feel it with my fingers, and not my d!ck.

Is it an IUD birth control device? Does that mean that I can't finger her up by her G-spot?
I dunno, did you stop fingering her and post on sosuave? It would havve been easier just to ask her.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
What I'm wondering is, why didn't she say something about it before/as you fingered her, or at all? You had sex with her, right? You'd think she'd mention it... "Oh hey, before you do that, I have an IUD, so if you feel something weird in there, don't freak out."

Hell, I'd think YOU'D mention it! "Um... baby? There's something in here that I've never felt before."


Maybe... she doesn't know about it? Weird.
Yeah if I felt something weird up there with my finger, I would ask what it is before I go sticking my junk in there.
 

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It's not an IUD...you can feel a chick's IUD with your schlong and poke yourself if you stick it way up in there, but not with your fingers. It has to be something else.

First time I nailed a girl with an IUD I thought that she'd lost something up there until I realized what it was. It could be something resultant of a surgery or something like that.

Or maybe she's bionic! Mmm, bionic women...
 

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this is a diaphragm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fem_isa_3.gif

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragm_(contraceptive)
Oil-based products should not be used with latex diaphragms. Lubricants or vaginal medications that contain oil will cause the latex to rapidly degrade and greatly increases the chances of the diaphragm breaking or tearing.

this is an iud
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IUDCPCopperT380A.gif
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterine_device

and this is some weird thing called a cervical cap
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervical_cap
 

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It was a "nuvaring." She mentioned it in passing conversation tonight. I never let her know that I noticed it. I did, however, stop letting the thing bother me. I had first thought it was an IUD that I could damage or dislodge. Now that I am not worried about that, if the thing is in the way of her G-spot, then I just push it to the side and make her cvm with my hands like any other girl :)

http://www.nuvaring.com

NuvaRing® is a different kind of birth control. The comfortable, flexible contraceptive ring that is about two inches in diameter is used to prevent pregnancy. You insert NuvaRing® into your vagina just once a month. The muscles in your vaginal wall will keep NuvaRing® in place for three weeks. During that time, it will slowly release a low dose of hormones that are needed to prevent pregnancy.

When 21 days are completed, simply remove NuvaRing® to allow your body to have its menstrual cycle. After a seven-day break, you will insert a new ring to continue to be protected against pregnancy.

How does it work?
NuvaRing® contains two types of hormones, estrogen and progestin (just like the pill), that prevent your ovaries from producing mature eggs. NuvaRing® provides benefits similar to oral contraceptives, but without the daily pill-taking routine.

The hormone release is activated by contact with the vagina. The walls of your vagina absorb the hormones and distribute them into your bloodstream. Because of this method of administration you get 99% effectiveness2,3 (when used as directed) with a low dose of hormones.

NuvaRing® provides low and steady hormone delivery. This steady, consistent release means NuvaRing® has fewer hormonal ups and downs than daily or weekly birth control methods
 

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Don't let her fool you, its a new strand of DNA of AIDS, those are the little teeth you felt, if you stick your penis in say goodbye to it
 
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