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What to be for Halloween?

ElStud

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Just asking what are you guys planning to dress up as for Halloween? I'm asking because honestly I need some ideas. I've done the whole undead rockstar, vampire thing in past years, but this year I want to do something unique, something cool. So to put it basically, I need suggestions from you guys on what would be a cool, unique costume for Halloween. Only idea I've got as of now is to dress as a pimp.
 

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If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
 

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Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
 

ElStud

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JackBauer24 said:
If you want to be a pimp, dress up like Tom Brady, you'll get both candy and trim. Or you could do something I've always wanted to do...dress up like Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman...have no idea where you'd find the coat though.
Sweet advice.

Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
 

ElStud

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Anyway, I need more suggestions.
 

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I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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You can put these costumes together pretty easily.
 

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female cheerleader

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Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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Dilberto said:
I was a skeleton.....including a penis bone. Girls totally relate to that one.
guess you really do have a boner...

comic_relief
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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WesCottII said:
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
HAHAHA that was good!!!

anyways, wow the big fat black guy dressing up as a pimp, how unique.

a lot of the time they also dress up as a pimp for their school dances also thinking it's the G thing to do.

anyways, i vote for WesCottII's idea.

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comic_relief said:
comic_relief
i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
 

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WesCottII said:
Dude, you could honestly go as you. You have no trouble scaring women (and guys) away.
You should go as a huge ass with a hole in it. It'd be a good representation of who you are in real life.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Here's what I am doing. I got a Tupac mask and I am going to take on old t-shirt, put some holes in it and cover it with fake blood. That is what I am wearinig to hand out candy at my house tonight.
 

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Michele said:
i've never got around to asking you you don't just put your name in your sig since thats what you put in every single one of your replies.
It takes up space on my sig if I did that (users are only allowed 200 symbols per sig and won't let you go over). I am already pushing it to the maximum allowable level.

Plus it helps me complete my thoughts and signify that i am done in my thought process.

I also like it down there.

comic_relief
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

girl_in_a_boy_forum

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Last year I made a dress out of white grocery bags and was "white trash".

This year I made a dress out of a sheet and was "a worthless piece of sheet".

I'm thinking that next year I'll wear a black-and white prisoner's outfit and carry around a can of fishbait..."jail bait".

I do this entirely to piss off my French professor, who hates puns.
 
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