My First Post Here...
...because I couldn't resist Rachel's list. This is priceless. Let's shred it, shall we?
*ahem*
-5'8” and taller
-Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
-Handsome
-Muscular
-Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
Ok, so she wants the prototypical "manly-man." Cool.
-Likes to cuddle
-*Affectionate* in front of friends
-Gives me lots of attention
Actually, maybe she'd rather have a puppy.
-Outgoing
-Likes to party
-Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Now wait a second--anyone else see the contradiction here? Moving on...
-Gives massages without me having to ask
-Tries not to argue
-Apologizes for when he does wrong
Yep. She definitely wants a puppy.
-Takes me out
Hmm. Maybe SHE'S the dog?
-Says what he's feeling
-Compliments me
-Wants to be with me as much as possible
Ahh, I get it. She wants someone she won't be attracted to. It's all coming together now.
-Likes to shop
-Friends with my friends
-Cooks for me
Hold on. Is she describing her ideal boyfriend or her ideal girlfriend?
-Likes everything about me
-Ignores my imperfections
-Puts up with my mood swings
Right. Tell me again how many qualifiers YOU have?
-Doesn't stare at other girls
"Is chemically castrated."
-Likes to clean
LOL.
-Doesn't ever yell at me
-Makes me the center of his world
-Not opinionated
I'm really starting to think she should just open a pet store.
-Doodles our names on paper
OMG! Like, I was TOTALLY thinking the same thing! Let's play MASH while we're at it!
-Can spell
Wow! Looks like I fit one of her criteria! I think I'm going to call her just to say "hi," tell her how much I miss her, take her out (making sure to open her car door for her,) go shopping with her, cook her dinner, give her a massage (without her having to ask,) cuddle with her, and not have an opinion. And the next morning, I will, of course, doodle our names on paper (just to see what my first name would look like with her last name.)
Guys, I think she's the one.