What...the...HELL....

alboh

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Don't mean to whine, but it seems I've landed myself in yet another weird dating situation. In fact right now I'm deep, deep, deep into What-The-Fvck-Land.

Two words: celibacy........contract !!!!!!!!!! :eek: :confused:

That's right. The girl I'm dating, who is easily a 9.5, who I had tons in common with, who I lost my virginity to, has singed a CELIBACY CONTRACT with her friend. It seems she did a bunch of crazy sexual things before she hooked up with me, I don't even wanna know, and her friend made her sign a celibacy contract until mid-summer, which is long after I'm going home for the summer (end of April).

Now I honestly don't think this is some lame trick she's pulling to make me her friend. We're still making out like crazy every time we're on a date, last night she got drunk and was flashing me like mad and she SAYS she's afraid to stay over at my house because she doesn't know if she can keep the contract. :D

OK well the good news is she claims she has no problem with me dating/fvcking other girls, which I am planning to do. The issue is if I should continue to see her. Am I being a chump? I have a blast hanging out with her, we get along great, and making out with a hot chick is nice...but is she keeping me around only because I'm the only guy in miles who is chump enough to continue hanging around her, and she just doesn't want to be lonely?

I don't know if this is even a question for you guys, its more like I need to vent. But here's a real question: why does weird sh1t like this keep happening to me? Should I hire a witch doctor? Is there a herbal remedy for this?! Is god trying to keep me pure? Is my Mom hiring agents to sabotage my dating life?

Guys there ain't nothing in the bible covering this. I'm totally confused right now. So any and all opinions/viewpoints on this would help clear my mind. Or if you just want to throw up some emoticons and personal insults, that's fine too.
 

SuperMan_Wuss

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THis shyt is happening to you because you are alowing it to happen to you.

what you need to do is get a Lawyer to analyze that damned contract and find a loophole. Or just get her to break the damn contract. Read some books on arousal and get her so hot that she cant help but fukc you. OR!!!! Get some spanish fly, yeah do that that will be cool...
 

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Originally posted by alboh

Guys there ain't nothing in the bible covering this.

This is just a shyt test. Be a man. If she liked you enough she would drop the panties. Now she gets to have a b/f that does stuff for her w/o having to put out. Don't think for a second that if she met some dude at a bar and took him home that she would think twice about her lame ass contract.
All she is really saying to you by not having sex is that she has low interest.
 
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You are being played!! Her g/f has a bet with her to see if you'll be a chump and hang out with her withiut getting sex!!

Tell this 9.5 ho that once you are a hor, you cannot become a virgin again!

Quit being her puppy dog and following her around!!

The man is the one who controls the sex in the relationship - if she doesn't comply then leave the hor for another one!! This girl is trying to control you through her vagina - only weak men allow this disrespect and 'stick' around!!
 

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Rules are meant to be broken. It's hard for her not to give in :)

All you have to do is tempt her.
 

alboh

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Originally posted by b's nuts
your best advice, rape her.:D . only kidding, see if she'll do anal.
WTF is this ****. Tell me you did not just tell a joke about rape.
 

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yeah, rape is never funny... unless you're raping a clown!!!
 

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I can see where she is coming from. But honestly, it wouldnt hurt to just still be friends with her and make out and stuff. I think she just wants to get out of her past. Its normal. I dont think youre a chump for hanging out with her, i think youre a chump for wanting to fvck her!

Go out and date other girls. have fun. I mean, if you keep this girl on your mind youre AFC. you arent gonna get any. she wont do anal. dont let her keep you tied up and blue-balled.

anyways, she might change. Dont count on it. have fun with other girls in the meantime.
 
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