How to keep a gal
Once you have gotten over the hump by getting her home telephone number, set up the initial date and have dated her a few times, there's that nagging question in the DJ's mind: how do you keep the gal? Some DJs have said "Keeping her was more difficult than getting her". So, what are the various ways of improving your chances that she'll stay with you.
First off, we know that females are emotional creatures (males on the other hand are visual species). Women must be emotionally stimulated, otherwise, they'll become bored, restless and will seek some other dude who can provide that stimuli. I offer the following for your consideration:
* Give her a sense of impending finality, i.e., you may be on the verge of moving on to another gal. Let her think she's one of many chicks in your life. She'll compete to keep you to herself. She enjoys the challenge.
* Whenever you're with her, look at your watch every so often. She'll think that you have other plans on the burner. Act like a thoroughbred horse who's champing at the bit to get out of the starting gate.
* Show her your almost uncontrollable exuberance about life. Flash her that Steinway piano keys smile of yours. Make your eyes sparkle with excitement.
* Whistle a tune in her presence. That way, you're giving off the signal that life is simply peachy.
* Dress the best you possibly can afford. Your clothes must be impeccable. She will feel the excitement in you just like she felt on her high school graduation day.
* Tease and flirt with her like crazy. Get her to the point where she almost has to take a leak because you're cracking her up so much.
* See her sparingly but the time you spend with her, make it super quality time. Time the activities with a drill sergeant's precision. Make her breathless as you go from one event to another.
* Project nothing but positive comments when talking to her. She must identify you with "joie de vive".
* It's OK to disagree with her and even get mad at her. This gives a roller coaster effect, i.e., from her feeling high one minute to her crashing down to earth. Make up to her with some super sex.
* Concerning sex, don't be predictable. Go for some role playing and fantasy. Slow almost excruciating foreplay is paramount. Tease her mind (a woman's most erotic sexual organ) and get her to literally beg you to fu*k her like a sl*t. She must be kept guessing as to what the next sexual adventure will be like.
