What is wrong with me?

a denial

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Right this is gonna be difficult to explain....
Most of the time i feel "weird" i feel like i just woke up from a deep sleep.But this is all the time.
Any ideas?

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It's not what they take away from you that counts.It's what you do with what you have left.

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Originally posted by a denial:
What is wrong with me?
Well, there are numerous things wrong with you. Here is just a brief list of what I have noticed:

- you're skinny
- you're weak
- you're penis is way below average length
- you make-love to men
- you prematurely ejaculate
- you haven't kissed a women yet
- you complain all the time
- you've failed at everything you've tried
- you make stupid posts


Hope this helps,

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a denial

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Well......numnuts of the century.
But lets focus on MY problems now yeah?

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It's not what they take away from you that counts.It's what you do with what you have left.

There is only one sucess-to live your life in your own way.
 

Peace and Quiet

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Perhaps the problem is you are never REALLY getting up from a deep sleep after the appropriate number of hours kip?

Or you could be eating really unhealthily, not breathing properly and staying indoors all the time.. .??
 

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****, what happened to my post? Anyway, what I said was that it's normal to feel "weird" right after waking up, it's called " I just woke up". What you really need is to chill out a little and don't stress it. You sound a little hyphocondriac (sp?).
 

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And wheeling, why are you flamming him so much? What's wrong with either of you?
 

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Why don't you go ask your doctor about this?

Do you ever exercise?
 

a denial

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No you dont get me.
This is all the time.But thanks i'll try to get more sleep.Sorry wheelin.
(Delete post please)

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It's not what they take away from you that counts.It's what you do with what you have left.

There is only one sucess-to live your life in your own way.

There is no average man.There are jerksA.F.C's or nice guys and the don juans
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What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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do you smoke weed? when i smoked i was in a daze 24/7...good thing i stopped.

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