what is the hetero way to get a tan?

[Enjin 7]

ooooooooooooook.

I go to a college where everyone is lame and no one does anything without their shirts off like most other colleges Ive been to. everyone loves their farmers tans.

I'm a whitie and need a tan. what is the most ALPHA way to go about this? lol

 

[grr]

I play outdoor basketball for 1-2 hours at outdoor courts between 9 AM - 1 PM every weekend, preferrably the day it isn't overcast. My tan is hot and the girls softball team likes it when I go to the court near them Sat. Morning.

For me though, I love basketball so I have plenty to keep me busy while I'm tanning, work on left side ball handling, trying to dunk, etc. Before I started doing bball I used to spend 20 minutes out on my porch at lunchtime but that got old quick.

 

[Wiesman44]

whats the most ALPHA way to get a tan ?

Man, wtf are you talking about.

 

[flexion_]

Sun + time = tan. What more do you need to know?

 

[El MonoLoco]

roll around on the sun



what kind of question is this anyway?????

:moon:

 

[mistermarc]

u say yur a whitee...fastest way for u is a tanning salon but it wud be pretty obvious wat u did if one day yur a whitee and the next day you're sporting a "sexy tan"...lol...or u cud just spend more time in the sun playing sports and maybe use a suntan product or sumthin...thats y u got the net my friend...look it up, check out the health risks too.

 

[Enjin 7]

lol ALPHA tan is half way poking fun at myself/you guys

Ill just be a **** and walk around with no shirt on and do my homework outdoors without a shirt. everyone can suck balls lol.

 

[brucevangeorge]

lol ALPHA tan is half way poking fun at myself/you guys

Ill just be a **** and walk around with no shirt on and do my homework outdoors without a shirt. everyone can suck balls lol.

Ok, little boy. Go back and do your homework now. You don't want to be a droput and work at the saltmill all your life... do you?

 

[OfficeSpace]

You don't go outside in the sun often enough.. quit being a nerd and get some sun exposure...

Either that or lean in closer to your computer monitor and get a tan that way... lol

 

[penkitten]

go mow someones grass for $20 on your off day.
you get a tan and $20 bucks

 

[girlsarecrazy]

Tan at a GYM. More men are in the GYM. Tanning sections are usually in the back. Male workers work @ the gym and they tan too.

 

[DJDamage]

go mow someones grass for $20 on your off day.
you get a tan and $20 bucks

Go out side, play sports, run, sit down and read a book.

You don't need tanning salons (its worse then the sun rays on your skin). With the money you save tanning you can buy better cloths or get a nicer haircut.

Having a tan is not a deal breaker (unless you show up in the swimming pool in the middle of summer all pasty white and blind everyone)

 

[aftershock]

I'm a whitie and need a tan. what is the most ALPHA way to go about this? lol

What a stupid question. If you want a tan, I'm guessing you have three options:

1) Stay in the sun for a bit;
2) Tanning salon;
3) Tan out of a bottle.

I'm no expert, infact I know nothing whatsoever about tans. But if I wanted one, I'd do the alpha thing, and I'd make a decision and fvcking go with it. If I wanted to tan out the bottle, I'd walk into Boots and say "I'm a man, and I want a fake tan, please escort me to your tanning section be-atch".

Or I'd go to a tanning salon and say "I want a tan, be-atch, how much?"



I wonder why I bother coming here anymore at times.

 

[penkitten]

i did the instant tan from a bottle and it turned me orange one time.
it was a waste.

i feel like tanning beds are microwaves and rarely go. they are nice to get a tan start, but i am uncomfortable in them.

one time for a really cool concert i did the spray tan. it was nice for the event and worth the twenty bucks but it washed off in a few days and i felt like it was a waste later.

i have never felt guilty for getting out and getting a tan by working or playing with my kids.

 

[\O/]

well...the LEAST alpha-way to go about it is asking other people how you should get a tan. Go to a tanning salon as suggested. You shouldn't care at all what others might think of it. Do whatever the **** you want. If you want a tan, go get one. Simple as that.

Asking people their opinions on small issues like this is pointless and a big no-no:nono:

 

[The Juan and only]

What a stupid question. If you want a tan, I'm guessing you have three options:

1) Stay in the sun for a bit;
2) Tanning salon;
3) Tan out of a bottle.

I'm no expert, infact I know nothing whatsoever about tans. But if I wanted one, I'd do the alpha thing, and I'd make a decision and fvcking go with it. If I wanted to tan out the bottle, I'd walk into Boots and say "I'm a man, and I want a fake tan, please escort me to your tanning section be-atch".

Or I'd go to a tanning salon and say "I want a tan, be-atch, how much?"



I wonder why I bother coming here anymore at times.

lol:crackup:

 

[girlsarecrazy]

Tanning at a salon is so much easier to get a Tan and a 100 times more relaxing then staying under the sun.

Go tanning with your girlfriend and tell everyone that the girlfriend made me do it.

 

[wunnaBsmooth]

What a stupid question. If you want a tan, I'm guessing you have three options:

1) Stay in the sun for a bit;
2) Tanning salon;
3) Tan out of a bottle.

I'm no expert, infact I know nothing whatsoever about tans. But if I wanted one, I'd do the alpha thing, and I'd make a decision and fvcking go with it. If I wanted to tan out the bottle, I'd walk into Boots and say "I'm a man, and I want a fake tan, please escort me to your tanning section be-atch".

Or I'd go to a tanning salon and say "I want a tan, be-atch, how much?"





I wonder why I bother coming here anymore at times.

You've won! The funniest reply award!!!!!!!:crackup: Dayum I love reading this shiznit!

 

[spaceman2001]

Under the sun it'd take 3+ hours to get what 15 minutes of a salon can give you.

oh, and don't get those fake spray on tans or rub on creams. people can spot those a mile away and you'll feel dumb when they mention it.

 

[grr]

His question seems completely logical to me. People b.tching about him going to the tanning salon or telling him to stay outside need to take it a step further and actually imagine something they could do outside for 1-2 hours a week, four times a month.

Thas right b!tches, not so easy now, huh? Doing something outside for that long in the scorching sun, it better be like fvcking ice cream to you.

And yeah I think going to tanning salons is for f@gs, personally. Its up there with a man getting a manicure/pedicure to me.