What if you don't have a girl for valentines?

[Kev07]

This would be my first valentines day post AFC.

i'm just looking for some fun, getting closer to some of those girls i see at school but don't talk to much.

what do you guys do? i remember the elementary school days "will you be my valentine?"

 

[PRMoon]

F*ck valentines day. It's stupid. Most people don't even know why the holiday exist only that they have to be with some one on this "Special" day of affection. If anything it slightly sweetens your chance to prey on the hypnotized minds of women in society.

Continue living your life as normal and don't stress over it. Kay Jewelers will have plenty of other opportunities to take your money.

 

[Kev07]

i'm not stressing, and i know it's a pointless holiday. i just want to have some fun

 

[PRMoon]

Go to the bar then and get wasted with a chic who's got nobody and is pissed about it. That should make for an interesting time.

I use to like febuary as a whole, i've posted about it's benefits before, but all that changes when you've got more then one girl trying to make plans with you for valentines day becuse it's a "special day for lovers"
I think the only fair thing to do is call out sick for this one, then hit the bar myself, hookin it up with a scorned barfly till this farce of a player killing event blows over.

 

[comic_relief]

hire a stripper

comic_relief

 

[seanchai]

Buy a box of Barbie valentines for a sorority house. Break their window and write I WON'T MISS AGAIN on each card.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

What do you normally do on a Wednesday night?

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Exactly. V-day is just like any other day in my eyes. I've got to work

 

[Kev07]

i'm still in high school har har.

i hit the gym on wedesnday, but that only takes about 2 hours

 

[NHY]

On a message board I go to, last year one of its members made this in regards to being single on Valentines Day;

So, instead of whining about being single on V - day, screw it and enjoy being single!

 

[penkitten]

got a mom? do something very nice for her.
valentines is a commercial holiday that you dont have to suffer and endure this year since you are single. however, if you must do something for some female, at least do something nice for the one that brought you into the world. i bet she will cherish it forever.

 

[Oxide]

Uhhh. well this is easy. This advice won't necessarily apply to it, but if you are smart enough you will figure out how to apply the concept to your life:

---You think being a single man on the Vday sucks? How about being a woman, whose friends are all going out on dates while you are stuck alone?

Do you know what these women do? They either cry with a tub of ice cream/ join up with their single friends and go out or just go out by themselves (if desparate enough)

So what did I do last Vday? I made a shirt that said "I am Cupid" and went out to the bars. I had every chick checking me out and my shirt because I knew they were pretty single at the time (i mean you are in a bar on the Vday middle of the week..come on) So I find one that looks desperate and she gets us some shots...then she tells me she lives next door to the bar... I just wanted a drink so I left with friends. Went to other bars, had interesting conversations with girls... got a girl's number and fvcked her a week later at my house.

Female insecurity - it is the gift that keeps on giving - Tucker Max

 

[insanity]

don't feel so bad. if it makes you feel better. sometimes i wish i was single when valentines day comes, because christmas has just recently passed by and now i got to go shopping again....that sucks. i'm glad i don't have a girl who likes diamonds and crap. lingerie always puts a smile on her face. i always stress out alittle bit though because when i ask my woman what she would like, she says i don't want anything and she is sincere. i would like to get her something cool but she just isn't into women stuff. thats why its hard shopping for her. i think sometimes she doesn't ask me for anything because she knows i'm not rich yet which is kinda cool. but still i would like to do somthing cool on v-day other then a bang

i always hear all the stories of all the cool diamonds and crap that other guys get their women and when they ask my woman. she says i went out for a great supper and came home and threw on the lingerie and had a great time. and her friends look puzzled like she should have asked for something with money value.

 

[Kev07]

let me clarify something, i do not dislike being single on vday, i do not even dislike being single. i'm just asking for some fun ideas that could happen on vday.

 

[Master Bates]

I don't have a girlfriend. Just like last year, I'm probably going to end up sitting on my couch in my jammies watching 16 Candles while sobbing into just-emptied carton of Haagen Dazs.

 

[MrS]

Treat it as a normal wednesday!

 

[6-heads lewis]

im just gonna stay home and masturbate to internet porn like i always do

 

[Paintballguy]

you can be emo and cut yourself while you cry in the corner... or be like a normal guy and not worry about it.

 

[realsmoothie]

I think I'm in the worst situation. I'm going to be dating this girl for maybe ten days when V-Day hits... talk about mixed messages! Should be a very ironic day.