What does the Cosmo playbook say about butt pinching?

[One on One]

OK, you're at a club or other crowded place and a girl pinches your butt. She's either teasing you or interested in you, I would think. Does anybody have any info on what Cosmo says about this or some **** because I'm convinced this is a part of the female secret language? A girl I am friends with pinched my ass when she saw me at the club the other night so I want to know.

 

[trajhenkhet]

Surely you jest. You don't need Cosme my friend to figure out what the hell that act means.

 

[G_S]

lol

 

[One on One]

Originally posted by trajhenkhet
Surely you jest. You don't need Cosme my friend to figure out what the hell that act means.

What exactly does it mean, wise one?

 

[trajhenkhet]

Ladies that are into you will be very playful. My last ex tried to tickle me before we started going out. The ex before that liked to touch my hand and we would exchange jokes before we started going out. The current woman I've been going to club with likes to rub different parts of her body on me. A pinch in the ass is call for a pinch on your part or give her a good spanking for being such a naughty girl And stay away from Cosmo. Common sense would tell you that it gives insight to the ladies mind but let me tell you from experience that mag dosen't even touch on what this site grazes barely.

 

[One on One]

Originally posted by trajhenkhet
Ladies that are into you will be very playful. My last ex tried to tickle me before we started going out. The ex before that liked to touch my hand and we would exchange jokes before we started going out. The current woman I've been going to club with likes to rub different parts of her body on me. A pinch in the ass is call for a pinch on your part or give her a good spanking for being such a naughty girl And stay away from Cosmo. Common sense would tell you that it gives insight to the ladies mind but let me tell you from experience that mag dosen't even touch on what this site grazes barely.

She seems interested then. We've met at the club twice. The first time we hugged and she did the ass pinch thing...later on we danced a few times. The second time out she gave me a playful punch on the chest when she saw me, but unfortunately that night got cut short when she got kicked out of the club and I had to leave early. I want to score with this girl badly. What are some playful things I can do back to her?

 

[trajhenkhet]

I try and do something that I feel represents me and at the same time shows I'm a bit playful and not afraid to get physical in front of others. I weight lift. So what I'll do when me and a girl are having real good chemistry is at some point when its appropriate I'll try and pick her up. I'll move in slow to let her know what I'm doing. Then in a sense I have swept her off her feet. Ladies get a real kick out of this one. Hell even if you can't do it, try anyway. Tell her you have an unusual need to do something. Try this. Slowly move your hand toward her face. Then move it behind her head and slowly begin to run your fingers through her hair. This may all sound a bit presumptious but so what? If she don't like it she'll tell you.

 

[trajhenkhet]

It'll take practice to get easy doing this stuff. Once one can relax though it becomes second nature. Sometimes I have to give myself a kick in the ass to do these kinds of things. Just remember if you start worrying about trying to do it, at least you won't die.

 

[jakethasnake]

When I was travelling in London with a buddy of mine, we were attacked by a bunch of British highschool girls. We were lugging our heavy bags from the subway station to the hotel, when a bunch of giggly 14 year olds jumped out from behind a corner and KNEADED my buttcheeks, like you knead dough. I look younger than I am, so it's a good chance they thought I was some cut teenager and hit on me. That was just about the most blatant come-on I've ever seen. If I were a chick, I would probably throw a hissy *****h fit and call it sexual harrassment, but quite frankly I was flattered. If I were in a club and that happened, I would be aggressive as hell and just go for the f*** close.

So Dave -- yeah, she was into you. IF you have to question a blatant move like that, then you're thinking to much -- AFC-style.