What does a Don Juan do on Valentines day?

pipe007

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on valentines, a DJ:

wakes up, takes a shower, goes to work, makes money, takes a dump, eats, most likely goes to see a special girl and has a good time, dinner, bathroom, and then goes to sleep.

silly answers to silly questions
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Fatal Jay

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no buying of anything?

no buying anything for any of your hot plates who could potentially be a gf?

lol and I expect silly answers maybe even some real answers
 

Purefilth

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comes home, logs on to sosuave and b!tches about feminism.


then fapfapfap
 

ScottMustaine

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Writes a thread about manhood and how men are in every single aspect better than women, and that women are only for sex and nothing else in this world.
 

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Give her slightly more attention than usual, all the while reminding her that "Steak and *******-day" is only a month away..

Expect her to play ball (pun intended). Quid pro quo.
 

Mike32ct

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Hopefully, it will snow on Valentine's Day. Call your gf or plate and say:

"The weatherman said you're supposed to get 2 to 10 inches tonight" LOL.

Actually, strike that. It isn't field tested lol. Plus it probably doesn't snow much in Texas.

As for me, I'm going to this bar with a live band. I'm going to run some game, try some new dance moves, and see what I can do.

Best scenario: Lay report with lonely lone-wolf MILF

Worst (but not bad) scenario: Long field report that didn't go anywhere lol
 

Sneevox

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Mike32ct said:
Hopefully, it will snow on Valentine's Day. Call your gf or plate and say:

"The weatherman said you're supposed to get 2 to 10 inches tonight" LOL.

Actually, strike that. It isn't field tested lol. Plus it probably doesn't snow much in Texas.

As for me, I'm going to this bar with a live band. I'm going to run some game, try some new dance moves, and see what I can do.

Best scenario: Lay report with lonely lone-wolf MILF

Worst (but not bad) scenario: Long field report that didn't go anywhere lol
I'll field test it.

I regret nothing!
 
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