what do you say when a girl openly calls you out

[Reckoning]

For example "why do you never text me?" "you never say anything nice to me" "you're so cruel"

 

[sylvester the cat]

Pass the ketchup.

 

[SeymourCake]

"Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it".

 

[Poon King]

You say the dreaded word all women hate: Relax.