What do you do if the pus stinks?

[TheBaconator]

I love going down on women to get them going and take some of the pressure off my performance, but I remember when I was younger a couple of the girls I messed with had ****s that stunk up the room once the pants came off.

Now my question is what do you guys do in these situations? Obviously you don't eat box, but do you ever tell the girl after that shes got a funky ****? One girl I had who was hott and a great lay reaked of it all the time, so what I would do is get her in the shower with me and wash her while she did to me, and she never caught on.

Also, what do you do if you go down on a girl and once you are about to dig in and are up close it stinks or tastes nasty? Anyone have any stories or advice of what to do in these situations?

 

[TheBaconator]

Come on, all the guys on this thread, some of you definetly have run into a stinker one time or another.

 

[( . )( . )]

What do you want? Chicks are not that fragile that you have to walk on eggshells with what you say.

If her snatch smells that bad just tell her, if she's into you she'll do whatever it takes. (ie: check for infections, drink more water and eat healthier foods) Is not that big of an ask. You can always word things differently to disarm women if your that worried about her reaction. It's only as big of a deal as you make it.

If it's a one off who cares? just dont eat her out.

 

[DJDamage]

If its someone you are fvcking on a consistent basis and her pus one day starts to stink then don't eat it. If it stinks again and she wonders why you aren't eating it, tell her the truth that she smells differently or taste differently.

However if it someone new and every time you get together, her pvssy stinks then don't eat it. The bigger the girl usually the bigger the smell and raunchier the taste (it varies however). If a girl cleans herself/showers on a constant basis then there shouldn't really be a smell. Also her diet can also change the taste. A strange odor or taste can also indicate that her acidic PH is higher then usual and it could mean that she has STD of some sort.

Remember what they say: If it taste like chicken keep on eatin', if it tastes like a trout then get the fvck out!

 

[KontrollerX]

"Remember what they say: If it taste like chicken keep on eatin', if it tastes like a trout then get the fvck out!"

Ahahahahaha!!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[TheBaconator]

First off, I never go down if it stinks, but I was wondering more about if it's that sneaky stink, that isn't detectable until you are up close and in position to go down. Also, if it stinks so bad that it just kills your mood. Maybe it's rare lol, but the one girl I described had it so bad I had to smell it throughout the sex, which definetly was a downer.

 

[oakraiderz2]

You stop cause that shi*ts gross.

 

[Franky Four Fingers]

"Remember what they say: If it taste like chicken keep on eatin', if it tastes like a trout then get the fvck out!"

:crackup: :crackup:

That one got to me too! LOL

Only I think it would be better you if went - If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin ....

 

[DJDamage]

Only I think it would be better you if went - If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin ....

yeah I made a mistake it should be lickin' but you got the jist of it.

 

[Max Power]

When that has happened to me I almost always next the girl.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

It's true that this happens to thicker girls because they sweat and when you lick her p/ssy it's like licking a sweaty armpit. GROSS!

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

I'm not a fan of eating pvssy and im glad my girl doesn't care if I do it or not. I been with her for a little over a year and only ate her out like 10 times. Hell, just a conversation about sucking my d!ck makes her wet like a fish tank. So, I don't need to get the juices flowin oraly.

Anyways,,, If it bothers you that much do it less or be honest about it. But, careful how you say it!

 

[dannyegg4575]

why would you even go down there if it stinks dude? this stupid things guys do...

 

[IPalindromeI]

That a tough one. Women are very sensitive about how they smell and if you tell them that they smell bad you'll give them a complex for life - at the very least she'll never let you down there again or you'll find yourself not getting laid for a while.

I guess it depends on what it smells like too - if it smells sour or funky like BO then you have a case of 'not so clean' - that can be taken care of with a shower. If it smells like rotting fish - and I mean really, really bad then you probably have a case of BV brewing down there or some other infection. That is a health issue that can affect you both. When semen meets BV you get a horrible smell - even sex with a condom can froth it up and bring out the worst. If you see chunks, or her stuff is not a normal color (some discharges are greenish) then its time to say something in that case, vanity be damned.

Then again, some women just smell stronger than others - their natural smell might be muskier or 'thicker' smelling than others - like the smell of a rinsed out tuna can. It won't stink exactly but it will be strong. Nothing you can do about that.

 

[Desdinova]

Sex threads belong in AE

 

[Señor Fingers]

Soap each other up in the shower. Give that poon a nice scrubbing while you make out.. think of it as multitasking.. you are giving her foreplay while improving hygiene.

If it STILL stinks after all that, then you should probably bail. God knows what is going on in there! :nervous:

 

[ProDJ26]

"Remember what they say: If it taste like chicken keep on eatin', if it tastes like a trout then get the fvck out!"
Only I think it would be better you if went - If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin ....

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Sometimes I don't know what I'd do without the funniest things that I see on this website LMAO

 

[decades]

oxiclean?

 

[Corona]

febreze

 

[DonGorgon]

A sudden stinky puss in a girl you know well is a commonly missed sign that she has had sex with other people/cheated...

AND/OR strong vaginal odor is often a sign of infection or floral imbalance caused by disease or medication....