What are the chances of pregnancy..

[sozzz]

what are the chances of my girl getting pregnant if i got semen on my fingers n rub my girlfriend's vagina with the same fingers? i dont think i did rub it with the hand that got semen on it but i just wanna ask to be sure . im so stress right now .

 

[Zaraza]

when was this? if you are really worried you can go get PLAN B. its like 30 bucks, but its a lot cheaper than a kid.

I think you should be fine. But I know your feeling tho. Plan B is there for you. lol

 

[horaholic]

It's incredibly unlikely. Dont fret over it.

 

[f283000]

It's incredibly unlikely. Dont fret over it.

Still get plan b. Better to be safe than 18 years of child support type of sorry.

 

[rushing dude 123]

Just learn from ur mistakes my friend, we have all made them. sex is a great pleasure, but it can also be a big risk for the both of u. So make sure u know what ur doing for next time.

It is kinda funny how us guys start having heart attacks over these things, myself including lol. When it comes to pregnancy lot of guys step up from there laid back style and then girls go in there laid back style.

-early next morning-
(phone call)

Dude: hi
Hb: hi
Dude: so did u take the pill
HB: no i am just going shopping first
Dude:....
HB: why whats wrong
Dude: nah nah shopping is obviously more important than the chances of u being pregnant and us supporting a new life for the rest of our lifes.
HB: stop worrying jeez, u know what would b funny if i had a baby and we kept it.
Dude:.....no that would not b funny
HB: i was jk jeez, i don't know where i can get the pill anyway round here
Dude: i got loads of addresses written down of where u can one right now, i will give u the one that is just one mile from u.
HB: wow thats far maybe i will do it when i get back.
Dude: .....how about right now
HB: fine ugh let me just buy these shoes then


lmao yes i put bit of my own experience and others in this one.

 

[londonzen]

i know a guy the local virgin who is a/the total afc every 1 teased him about being a virgin until he was twenty then my bro drove him to a hotel and set him up with the local bike and he finally did the deed.

anyway litteraly the next week he meets this girl at party and within a week she has convinced him to go bareback. a year later she has a son and the guy is wearing the jacket(jamaican slang for some one who raises someone else child with or without knowing).
everyone is laughing at him and the child looks nothing like him.
she takes his money and abuses him infront of people.
so be carefull

 

[RandallLambert]

This forum cracks me up sometimes!

 

[f283000]

anyway litteraly the next week he meets this girl at party and within a week she has convinced him to go bareback. a year later she has a son and the guy is wearing the jacket(jamaican slang for some one who raises someone else child with or without knowing).
everyone is laughing at him and the child looks nothing like him.
she takes his money and abuses him infront of people.
so be carefull

are all his friend that sh***ty that they don't suggest the guy get a dna test for the kid (or at least go to Maury's show)

 

[londonzen]

well i aint his friend he borrowed money from me to give to the girl and aint payed me back.

my bro and his friends told him to dna but she flat out refused she also swore at his mom when she suggested the dna test aswell(he still chose her side)

 

[sodbuster]

It is unlikely, but it has happened.

 

[trajhenkhet02]

It's hard for sperm to survive outside of the body. A lot of pressure is exerted getting it to the other person believe it or not so optimal cell survival is assured.

 

[Cinamon]

She should be fine. Its a long way up the filopian tube to the womb.

So, there was this guy who i dated a few times and after the night we had sex he never called me back. I dropped him a call and a text but he never answered so i left it. Its been bout 6 weeks now. Would it be evil of me to leave him a message saying I am pregnant and that I am going to have the baby or do you think he deserves it?

 

[Allurre]

Unlikely bro. Don't sweat it. Just play it safe next time. I've been through this care before too.

 

[sozzz]

THX ALL. appreciated. man i was sweating balls eventhough i know theres a slim chance but still, its better to worry than not you know.

she lick and suck my balls but she wont give me head and swallow... shes scare she'll get pregnant.. how do i convince her? show her some legit websites or something? or is there actually a chance of her being pregnant if she get me head n swallow? cuz i remember hearing that if someone swallow then your stomach will digest it like food right or am i wrong?

 

[mothballs]

THX ALL. appreciated. man i was sweating balls eventhough i know theres a slim chance but still, its better to worry than not you know.

she lick and suck my balls but she wont give me head and swallow... shes scare she'll get pregnant.. how do i convince her? show her some legit websites or something? or is there actually a chance of her being pregnant if she get me head n swallow? cuz i remember hearing that if someone swallow then your stomach will digest it like food right or am i wrong?

There is absolutely no chance of getting pregnant by swallowing sperm. The two systems, the digestive and the reproductive never cross paths.

 

[DonGorgon]

Its quite hard to get women pregnant.. timing temperature angle, semen density vaginal lubrication are all important .. there are 3 days when she is fertile but even then you have to fill her up good and deep..lol

 

[mothballs]

Its quite hard to get women pregnant.. timing temperature angle, semen density vaginal lubrication are all important .. there are 3 days when she is fertile but even then you have to fill her up good and deep..lol

Sperm can live inside a woman for a long time, so it's not just 3 days you have to be concerned about, and some women are very fertile and some guys are very potent... Don't believe for a second that it is hard to make a baby.

 

[Biggie]

Just learn from ur mistakes my friend, we have all made them. sex is a great pleasure, but it can also be a big risk for the both of u. So make sure u know what ur doing for next time.

It is kinda funny how us guys start having heart attacks over these things, myself including lol. When it comes to pregnancy lot of guys step up from there laid back style and then girls go in there laid back style.

-early next morning-
(phone call)

Dude: hi
Hb: hi
Dude: so did u take the pill
HB: no i am just going shopping first
Dude:....
HB: why whats wrong
Dude: nah nah shopping is obviously more important than the chances of u being pregnant and us supporting a new life for the rest of our lifes.
HB: stop worrying jeez, u know what would b funny if i had a baby and we kept it.
Dude:.....no that would not b funny
HB: i was jk jeez, i don't know where i can get the pill anyway round here
Dude: i got loads of addresses written down of where u can one right now, i will give u the one that is just one mile from u.
HB: wow thats far maybe i will do it when i get back.
Dude: .....how about right now
HB: fine ugh let me just buy these shoes then


lmao yes i put bit of my own experience and others in this one.

I know dude! Girls always seem to not care about it. It annoys the hell out of me! Knowing a girl might or might not be pregnant scares the f*ck out of me but girls never seem to really care.

 

[sozzz]

so giving head and then swallow afterward wont cause pregnancy right? can somebody 100% confirm this?

 

[f283000]

I know dude! Girls always seem to not care about it. It annoys the hell out of me! Knowing a girl might or might not be pregnant scares the f*ck out of me but girls never seem to really care.

well DUH! why do you think there are millions of poor dudes enslaved by child support? remember that once a woman gets pregnant she has your future in her hands. It is the ultimate tool of control and manipulation a woman has over a man (besides sex).

A lot of women get pregnant just to enslave you and either make you marry them or just get child support. A lot of women do it not because they want to marry you but because they want to have a kid (and you are going to foot the bill).

Women acting as if they don't care is not really because they don't care. It is an emotional and psychological game they play on men. It is their turn to get their ego off by torturing you a bit with the whole deal and seeing just how strong you are. They know they got your whole future in their hands and they know you know that as well. Women get off playing mind games like these. In their mind they have a right to as you were not man enough to set the rules of the game (either you didn't use a condom or you did not have an agreement about the birth control procedures before the sex).

Women are cold calculating creatures. Don't play Russian roulette with your future, always use protection. Remember that when it comes to pregnancies men are powerless due to the law. Men sperm control (or birth control for men) is still a couple of years away. So untill then just remember that just 1 mistake is enough to ruin your life.