what are some good things to have laying around the house?

[jvick]

obviously it helps having cool things around that get attention, but i was wondering what stuff you guys have at your place just to make it easier for girls to spend the night? i usually try to keep one spare new toothbrush, and eye contact solution/case. learned that lesson the hard way after a girl left saying she didnt want to leave her contacts in and needed to go home lol. what about random girl stuff like lipstick and eyeliner that gets left around? leave it somewhere a new girl may find it? or just toss it? lately ive just tossed or put in drawers stuff stuff that gets left. waht do you guys do?

 

[Bible_Belt]

No, don't leave another girl's makeup out, that is bad form.

I'd say to keep a decent amount of food, cold bottled drinks, alcohol. Beyond that, maybe a pack of cigarettes if you tend to date chicks who smoke. In your freezer, one pack is good for a couple of months. Keep some lotion if you don't use it, also keep hand towels in the bathroom, which is easy to forget. Keep your bed made, and always have a shirt or other clothes to give her. She will not give them back, btw, so always give her clothes that you don't want.

 

[aldaris]

my pad is 90% red. the color of love, romance, and banging. i have some funky music from 70's adult cinema playing in the background when a broad is over as well. http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/97386.jpg i also have no chairs for one person. everything is where at least two can sit together. my place has a new high-end red shag carpet. not like your grandma has! no, this is stuff that is so cool that i feel gay just walking on it. red curtains. some really cool panel lights that change color depending on how i set them.

fyi, i usually call the carpet cleaning crew in at least twice a month when i am getting lots of action. god only knows whose fluids those are on my shag.

clothes for her? what is this? the goodwill store? the hor ain't spending the night in the Lair of Aldaris. hell no. ***** leaves with what ***** enters in. i even check some of their pockets and purses to make sure they didn't pick anything up while i was taking a dump.

 

[cyp6]

surfboards---learn to surf

 

[COD]

condoms for the hoes, massage oil and candles for the babes, bus ticket for the b itches, handcuffs for the freaks.

Clean sheets, a mirror big enough to view the two of you, digital cam for pictures, slow tunes for putting her in da mood quicker. Dimmer switch, scented oils, satin sheets,cell phone to make u appear popular.

 

[tick37]

my pad is 90% red. the color of love, romance, and banging. i have some funky music from 70's adult cinema playing in the background when a broad is over as well. http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/97386.jpg i also have no chairs for one person. everything is where at least two can sit together. my place has a new high-end red shag carpet. not like your grandma has! no, this is stuff that is so cool that i feel gay just walking on it. red curtains. some really cool panel lights that change color depending on how i set them.

fyi, i usually call the carpet cleaning crew in at least twice a month when i am getting lots of action. god only knows whose fluids those are on my shag.

clothes for her? what is this? the goodwill store? the hor ain't spending the night in the Lair of Aldaris. hell no. ***** leaves with what ***** enters in. i even check some of their pockets and purses to make sure they didn't pick anything up while i was taking a dump.

This sounds like The Ladies Man from SNL. I read it in that voice, and it was hilarious.

 

[DonGorgon]

Porno mags.

 

[Bible_Belt]

clothes for her? what is this? the goodwill store?

Kind of, yeah, it's how I get rid of the clothes I don't want.

 

[BoredDude]

a Guitar, foreign objects, sports items, art, expensive items to make it seem that your are financially stable.

 

[JackPrescott]

No, don't leave another girl's makeup out, that is bad form.

I'd say to keep a decent amount of food, cold bottled drinks, alcohol. Beyond that, maybe a pack of cigarettes if you tend to date chicks who smoke. In your freezer, one pack is good for a couple of months. Keep some lotion if you don't use it, also keep hand towels in the bathroom, which is easy to forget. Keep your bed made, and always have a shirt or other clothes to give her. She will not give them back, btw, so always give her clothes that you don't want.

Great f'n advice. A bit of tanning oil is fantastic as well for those impromtu massages or experiments with anal sex.

 

[Señor Fingers]

• Massage and exotic oils. (Easy transition to massage)
• Aromatherapy candles and incense. (Stimulate with scent)
• Architecture and Interior Design Magazines (i like chicks who are into that)
• Artwork, relics, souvenirs and other conversation pieces.
• BOOKS, not the cheesy self-improvement kind but actual good reading.

What you SHOULDNT be leaving around are dirty socks and underwear, and for the love of God, make sure your bathroom is freaking spotless! Girls get really turned off by that crusty yellow goatee you leave on the rim.

Other things not to leave hanging around

• Porn
• Check stubs, Bills etc
• Crappy, Worthless Men's magazines (FHM, Maxim, etc)
• Posters of your celebrity crushes. (What are you 12?)