What are appropriate places to have sex

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We are in high school so it's not we have empty houses to go to whenever we want. But I think it would be odd if we were to just park in some empty parking lot since the car doesn't have enough room. So where are the best places in a small town when you are in high school?
 

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Depending on the weather and where you live you could try the woods. Of course if you're worried about getting dirty that won't work. Maybe a cheap hotel?
 

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Ooh, cars are not as comfortable as they make em out to be. Unless you're really good, don't try the car. You know, most of those positions you see in porn are pretty hard to master to the point where they are enjoyable to both. In fact, porn stars say that fvcking on a bed during a shoot is a rare luxury. Most positions are very uncomfortable, and are solely done for the camera angle.

Umm, anyways... Do you have your own room? If so, does it have a lock? Consider installing one. How bout friends' houses? Just explain to them that you need to find a place to screw, and fast :D.

In your house, do you have places that people rarely go to? I have a closet that is rarely frequented, so me and my gf sometimes do it there. Just put some pillows/blankets underneath. Other times, I give my family the eye, take my gf's hand and lead her into my room. They know they shouldnt come in :D
 

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anything else is one.
 

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Luckily, my room might as well be an apartment. Two louvered french-type doors open into a wooden L shaped privacy screen which leads into my main room... which then connects to my own hallway with a closet to the left, and a bathroom straight ahead (with shower, etc). I've done it everywhere from the toilet (with all seats down, me sitting down and sitting on my lap facing me... to my bed, which vibrates and goes up and down (double-size hopsital bed...)

I've also rented numerous hotel rooms for when we're feeling more frisky than privacy would otherwise allow at the house; in the back of a car, which as someone else said isn't really that comfortable; in a friends apartment; at her house... Use your imagination! If this is your first time sleeping with the girl I don't recommend you saying "Hey, let's try it on that playground's merry-go-round...", you might be better off spending 40-50 bucks on a decent hotel room, after a good night out and a few drinks in you both to loosen ya up... good luck.
 

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What are appropriate places to have sex?

I would generally say the vagina, the mouth and the anus. Anything else...that would seem kind of kinky to me. :)

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Originally posted by SexPDX
What are appropriate places to have sex?

I would generally say the vagina, the mouth and the anus. Anything else...that would seem kind of kinky to me. :)

-PDX
lol. you think thats bad wait till you get to college and you gotta have a system worked out with your roomie :p

thank god i have a single in my apartment next year.
 

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Quote: Pyrotak

lol. you think thats bad wait till you get to college and you gotta have a system worked out with your roomie :p


Haha. I got a funny story about a friend of mine. Hes going to CSUN and he has two deaf roomates. He and his gf could make all the noise they want and they would never know. LOL...
 
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