Were friends right?

PooMan

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Ha i love this line, i use it all the time at college, with gals who i see around!

This is how a conversation went with a gal in my maths class who just came out of the canteen with some crisps

"Hey, were friends right?"

"freinds? you never spoke to me all year last year!"

"yeh i know, but were speaking now which makes us friends"

offer my hand, she shakes it

"ok cool, so as friends, you should really give me some crisps"

"ha, alright then"

she gives me a few

"is that all our friendships means to you?"

"your so cheeky"

she gives me loads more!

haha

another convo with a gal!

me - "so your a lesbian?" (dont ask how we got onto this)

"nearly"

"nearly? so your bi?"

"yeh, but mainly girls"

"oh right, my names mike, you wanna be my friend?"

"sure ok, my names blah"

"hey blah, you know what friends do dont ya?"

"whats that?"

"they let there friends watch during lesbian sex"

"ha you wish, heres my number, ive gotta do some work"

haha!
 

Freeman

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Originally posted by PooMan
Ha i love this line, i use it all the time at college, with gals who i see around!

This is how a conversation went with a gal in my maths class who just came out of the canteen with some crisps

"Hey, were friends right?"

"freinds? you never spoke to me all year last year!"

"yeh i know, but were speaking now which makes us friends"

offer my hand, she shakes it

"ok cool, so as friends, you should really give me some crisps"

"ha, alright then"

she gives me a few

"is that all our friendships means to you?"

"your so cheeky"

she gives me loads more!

haha

another convo with a gal!

me - "so your a lesbian?" (dont ask how we got onto this)

"nearly"

"nearly? so your bi?"

"yeh, but mainly girls"

"oh right, my names mike, you wanna be my friend?"

"sure ok, my names blah"

"hey blah, you know what friends do dont ya?"

"whats that?"

"they let there friends watch during lesbian sex"

"ha you wish, heres my number, ive gotta do some work"

haha!

Good sh*t! thats the same sh*t I be pullin in class! kudos to ya my friend!
 

Sloopy

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Originally posted by PooMan

"they let there friends watch during lesbian sex"
Dude - every bisexual girl EVER expects a guy to say this to her.

Be different. Be original.

~Sloopy
 

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Re: Re: Were friends right?

Originally posted by Sloopy
Dude - every bisexual girl EVER expects a guy to say this to her.

Be different. Be original.

~Sloopy

MAn its a fregin icebreaker! there's one thing I learned about college is that people are anything but original-dumb sh*t like that works man I tell you this from personal experience-jut be confident with it..
 

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Re: Re: Re: Were friends right?

Originally posted by Freeman
MAn its a fregin icebreaker! there's one thing I learned about college is that people are anything but original-dumb sh*t like that works man I tell you this from personal experience-jut be confident with it..
*shrug*

~sloopy
 
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