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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/8957694/Mr-Right-does-not-exist-poll-finds.html

Three in four women believe there is no such thing as the perfect man, with most seeing their partner as only 69 per cent perfect.

Common faults that mean men miss the mark included watching too much sport and poor personal grooming.

Bathroom habits such as leaving the toilet door open were also cited by women taking part in the survey as a frequent failing.

The poll of 2,000 women showed more than 75 per cent believed the perfect man did not exist.

Other shortcomings were an inability to multi-task, criticising their partner's driving and not getting along with her family.

Nikki McReynolds, marketing director for Remington which commissioned the research, said: "It seems that women are actually quite realistic on what they look for from their partner.

"While they might happily overlook a few common flaws from their guys, there are certain behaviours that men just won't get away with."

The results showed one in five women think their partner only pretends to listen to them while leaving clothes on the bedroom floor and snoring were among other gripes.

The perfect man would be expected to make an effort with his partner's friends, avoid using her toothbrush, stay clean-shaven and not be lazy.

But above all, 35 per cent of women rate a good personality as most important with sense of humour the top quality for a quarter of respondents.

Footballer David Beckham came top in the poll of perfect celebrity man, while chef Gordon Ramsay ranked near the bottom.

Miss McReynolds added: "It's clear that while guys may not be completely perfect, there are plenty of things they can be perfect in, in order to please their partner.

"As long as guys take the time to look after themselves, be attentive and keep up appearances then their partner will be willing to overlook the smaller pet peeves.

"The average guy may not be able to compete with the image of a David Beckham, and their partners don't expect them to – but there are still a number of small changes they can do to make a big difference."
If a woman found the perfect man she would still find something to complain. Too bad the survey didn't ask men the same question regarding the perfect woman, because it would have alot more truth to it then this bullsh1t article.
 

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Most of these women need to learn to suck a d1ck..that will shut them up
 

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If there's one thing I've learned, it's never ever to listen to what a woman says about what she wants.. it's always bloody changing.
 

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Snoring causes me to be imperfect? :/

They dont even give me a chance.

My perfect woman?

Doesnt complain about dumb things.
Doesnt waste money on dumb things.
Knows how to communicate/says whats on her mind/tells the truth.

Too bad that eliminates 99/100 western woman.
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

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Sir Psycho Sexy said:
My perfect woman?

Doesnt complain about dumb things.
Doesnt waste money on dumb things.
Knows how to communicate/says whats on her mind/tells the truth.

Too bad that eliminates 99/100 western woman.
Add "isn't emotionally unstable" to that list and you eliminate 100% of western women
 

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reminds me of when I went speed dating.

I was talking to one women and she said "you see that guy over there? I just saw him go to the washroom and he left the seat up! Thats why he will never get a women" And she meant it.

Another one I was talking to wanted to see 'my hands' and was complining it was to dark in the bar to see them properly. When I asked her why she wanted to see them she chimed in with this sing song voice saying, "better watch out for tha... worker hands" As in better screen out any guy who uses his hands to make a living! I felt like punching her in the face.

We're living in fvcked up times brothers.
 

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The real test will come when the welfare state ends and arrogant women are shivering in the cold with their illegitimate babies at their breasts like women in Victorian England.

Then their arrogance will quickly turn to piety
 

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What are they talking about? I'm already practically perfect. Just because I don't perfectly fit the mold in which I am of maximum service and pleasingness to women, doesn't mean I'm less of a man.

"Good personality" is useless as a descriptor. I can keep the same personality and have one woman hate it and another love it. Do I have a good or bad personality then? One says "wow why don't you have a girlfriend" and the other says I'm not funny and should check myself with a 14-year-old roll of her beady little eyes that beg for a poking.

And a lot of this is absurd anyway. Fixing those near trivial things aren't going to make a world of difference as they said. If a woman is really in love with you, half those things she b1tches about become endearing traits rather than annoyances, and going out of your way to "correct" (quotes because some things they complain about aren't actual faults) them is going to make her respect and like you less anyway.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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mrRuckus said:
"Good personality" is useless as a descriptor. I can keep the same personality and have one woman hate it and another love it. Do I have a good or bad personality then? One says "wow why don't you have a girlfriend" and the other says I'm not funny and should check myself with a 14-year-old roll of her beady little eyes that beg for a poking.

And a lot of this is absurd anyway. Fixing those near trivial things aren't going to make a world of difference as they said. If a woman is really in love with you, half those things she b1tches about become endearing traits rather than annoyances, and going out of your way to "correct" (quotes because some things they complain about aren't actual faults) them is going to make her respect and like you less anyway.
Most things are double edge swords with women. If you are a man that no other women are interested in, your woman will notice this and lose interest in you. However if you are a sought after man, she will get jealous & accuse you of flirting all the time. As Chris Rock once said "You can’t make a woman happy, it’s impossible."

In the end of it all the measuring stick for a man (if he is doing it right), is how often and how horny his woman get with him.
 

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DJDamage said:
In the end of it all the measuring stick for a man (if he is doing it right), is how often and how horny his woman get with him.
Yes except for one thing...a lot of women in the modern world are unable to SUBMIT...without submission a women cannot have regular, powerful orgasms and be a partner to a man.

We live in the world of he-women, women who are essentially butch lesbians in spirit and temperament. These women do not submit. You will never have a good time fvcking them (ok maybe about 5 times then it gets old). Many female doctors, high level executives, and entertainers fall into this catagory.

A women's natural role is to submit when that was taken out of society their inherent feminine sexuality vanished...and I'm not talking about pornstar double penetration, ******* sh!t- that is not submission that is earning a buck :)

As a result many men have gone metro and become poofters in spirit...Look at Pitt and Jolie...who do you think is the man in that relationship :)
 

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another smart-ass Zarky post that is only polluting.
 

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Perfect is Boring!

Bathroom habits such as leaving the toilet door open were also cited by women taking part in the survey as a frequent failing.
True Story: The first and last time I had the toilet seat lid discussion with Mrs. Tomassi was about year 3 of our marriage. It was actually very easy to settle. You see, since it's just as easy to leave it up as leave it down, we got into the obligatory debate about who would concede to do what. After some "spirited discussions" I simply went out to Home Depot and bought a urinal and the flush plumbing hardware and put it in the garage. She asked me what it was for and I said "problem solved." To which she said "oh no, I'm not having guests and family use our bathroom when it has a urinal in it!" And I said "right, because then you'd have to explain why it was there."

I returned the urinal for a refund and there's never been another word about it.
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

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