Walmart Woman

[Scorpio21]

Hey dj's I need some advice. today I went out for a couple hours soley to try and pick up women but i bombed again. I've never approcahed women before so mabye I tried to much in the begining, I guess i should jus try to at least say hi to them for now.

Anyway after hitting up the mall and a couple of department stores I decided to try walmart. so I'm walking around looking at all these fine women and steady hesitating to approach them. So I come to the music/video game section and see this woman standing at the checkout counter, she was about a 6.5 in the face maybe a 7 at best but she had the biggest, juiciest ass I had seen that whole day.

I mean it was beautiful, when i first saw it my **** got hard instantly. i follwed her around for a couple of mintues just to see that ass in motion (not sure if she noticed me though). I want this one bad fellas, she seemed fairly easy to approach based on how i saw her talk to customers, i probably could have asked her if they had a particular game or something to start a convo. What's really holding me back is that it's an older woman
she looks to be in her early 30's and I'm 21. It's obvious that this is purely sexual. I want to find a way to get this woman in bed if i can, I'll be going back after a few days to try and start a convo, when i do what are some way's i Can flirt with her I'm willing to be patient with this one if it means i can hit that Phat lil ass of her's but I'm not trying to get into a LTR. what can I do

 

[Avsguy01]

Did you look on her hand? Since you said she is close to her 30's she may be married. I would first check that out. If she isnt then move in and im sure one of these fellow DJ's can give you tips to take it from there. I know i cant cause im with you. Trying to get my game on as well with no successes. Just keep on pluggin. By the way whens your birthday?

 

[Scorpio21]

I didn't even think about checking to see if she had a ring on, i'll see next time i go i was just so caught up on that ass man Come on dj's help me out here!!

P.S. my b-day is Nov,21

 

[DJ de Florida]

It seems like Walmarts in my area are full of 300lb+, greasy haired women riding those motorized carts....

 

[ApocalypseCow]

Originally posted by DJ de Florida
It seems like Walmarts in my area are full of 300lb+, greasy haired women riding those motorized carts....

Walmart is OK, but Target is much better for finding hot chicks. Target doesn't have the stigma that WalMart has.

 

[Umbra]

What is it with you guys? Seriously. You really have hours to waste trying to pick up women in Wal-Mart or Target? Ok, I don't want to sound like a pr*ck, but you guys need to make your lives more active. I'm telling you this in a friendly way, guys. You should just run into women going about your business. But that implies that you HAVE business. You should be out doing things and crossing paths. Talking to women should just be an outcome of natural events. It should be smooth and second-nature as your paths cross. You guys are probably coming off as really cheesy or stalker-like to be roaming around department stores, following women, and trying cold approaches. Come on! You guys have more potential than that.

 

[drixsa]

HA i gotta say umbra is right

but if u r just starting out hell go wherever

just a thought but id like to see some pictures of some of these woman

i gotta feelin that what some are callin HB9.5 are really some fat ass girl

 

[ApocalypseCow]

Originally posted by Umbra
What is it with you guys? Seriously. You really have hours to waste trying to pick up women in Wal-Mart or Target? Ok, I don't want to sound like a pr*ck, but you guys need to make your lives more active. I'm telling you this in a friendly way, guys. You should just run into women going about your business. But that implies that you HAVE business. You should be out doing things and crossing paths. Talking to women should just be an outcome of natural events. It should be smooth and second-nature as your paths cross. You guys are probably coming off as really cheesy or stalker-like to be roaming around department stores, following women, and trying cold approaches. Come on! You guys have more potential than that.

I'm going to laugh my ass off when you graduate college and find out how hard it is to "just cross paths" with a cute girl. Drop us a note when you get into the real world.

 

[Avsguy01]

Haaa!! Hey Scorpio21 i am born on November 20th. Thats pretty damn close and im 21 as well. I just met someone the other night that was born on Nov. 20th. Talk about Nov. birthdays!! Any luck from that girl?

 

[Umbra]

LOL... You know so little about me, my friend. I won't even try to prove you wrong. How pointless. Here's just a little information for you, though - I work three part-time jobs, I go to school, and I maintain more hobbies than a small social club of retirees. Perhaps I cross paths with women so often, because of the path I choose to walk every day.